A comic book inspired reason to explain why Bond doesn’t age throughout the films

sinlumsinlum Posts: 222MI6 Agent

Ok I know this is probably going to be one of the most ridiculous theories that you will probably ever read but there is a more serious discussion point towards the end. And, I thought of posting it here since I don’t think it has ever been brought up before.

So I have started my new Bond marathon and just completed Dr No. Something struck me this time when I watched the film which could explain the reason why Bond does not seem to age throughout the film series (let’s ignore Bond’s appearance in DAF and AVTAK for now 😄)


Bond gets exposed to radiation in the swamp on Crab Key and then goes through the decontamination process at Dr No’s base where he still has a radiation level of “a kind of 4”. Later, after he escapes in the tunnels, he gets bathed in hot water (which could be radioactively contaminated) and then finally in his fight against Dr No, his radiation suit opens up at the waist a few times above the pool of highly radioactive liquid.

Now in the realms of comic book fiction – is it possible that any (or some, or all) of these exposures to these chemicals slowed down Bond’s aging process? Ok I know it’s ridiculous but I bet you never read this theory before.

 

But I would like to add a more serious note which is somehow related to what I wrote above. Why is it that Dr No lost his hands due to radiation? Surely as the “clever” scientist that he is, he would have always worn adequate protection against radiation doses and why so was it just his hands that he lost and not the rest of his arms and limbs?

Back to comic book level ridiculousness: Is it possible that Dr No was working on a way to slow down the aging process with some chemicals, and then tested it out on his hands only for them to disintegrate? Somehow when Bond comes along, he gets exposed to the right mix of radiation and chemicals that end up being beneficial to him?

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