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I love the story of the Queen walking in Balmoral, with a couple of dogs and ( at a distance) a plainclothes
Police bodyguard. When she came across an old American couple also out walking. Stopping for a chat
after a while the couple asked. " We hear the Queen lives around here, have you ever seen her ?"
Smiling the Queen answered " I haven't, but he has " pointing to her bodyguard. .
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Do you find modern life to be to stressfull and disjointed? Was the fast cutting in QoS not to your liking? Do you feel moderen TV tries too hard to be modern and hip?
We have the answer for you ................. Norwegian TV
After programs like 12 hours of nitting, or psalm singing or cutting and burning wood, they embark on a new project: Live-streamed sea
Although do you also get Any of the crap programmes like.
Big Brother, The Kardasians .... Norway's got talent that type of stuff ?
Norways got talent?? I'm afraid aha have retired!
We do get those programs. Thankfully those programs seldom require real talent, so we do all right even without a-ha. The pop group has gone on farwell tours, retired, started again, gone on farwell tours, retired etc. for most of this millenium. Right now they are on the 'retired' stage ... to be continued. )
Heading off tomorrow for a weeks break (well deserved) to centre parcs, where I hope to be performing some Thunderball style swimming and generally mooching about in shorts in the subtropical swimming paradise. I've been before but it's my wife and 18month old little boys first time.
As usual I've decided to give the bond mobile and Mrs coops car a good clean (I can't travel in a dirty car) it never ceases to amaze me how every time I clean the wife's car how utterly filthy she let's it get inside you know wrappers, receipts all over, and how many new dents and knocks the poor thing gets! And she wonders why I won't let her drive mine?
A job well done
I promise no photos of me in my shorts, I'd hate for you all to get a complex about yourselves
Hardly! We're much more sophisticated than that......
We prefer curare with an effective psychedelic compound.
Guaranteed results ! .........with a Chinese burn and a wet Willy
plus the dreaded prple nurple !
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Hardly! We're much more sophisticated than that......
We prefer curare with an effective psychedelic compound.
Guaranteed results ! .........with a Chinese burn and a wet Willy
plus the dreaded prple nurple !
HI gang ,im still around (oh boo I thought he left) "who said that , no but ,im still waiting to bury my dad and I have shed loads of paper work to do , pension funds ,the tax man , the council tax man ,my mums pension ect ect ,if you have been in this position ,you know what I mean , and all this whilst trying to cope with a death of a parent ,(BASTARDS) I do try to dip me big toe into the AJB pond ,but bear with me ,as Arnie said "ill be back "
HI gang ,im still around (oh boo I thought he left) "who said that , no but ,im still waiting to bury my dad and I have shed loads of paper work to do , pension funds ,the tax man , the council tax man ,my mums pension ect ect ,if you have been in this position ,you know what I mean , and all this whilst trying to cope with a death of a parent ,(BASTARDS) I do try to dip me big toe into the AJB pond ,but bear with me ,as Arnie said "ill be back "
It is a nightmare AS, even if you've been organised and paper work is in order.
What angers me is how much you are charged for copies of a death certificate even though it is a legal requirement for so many things and companies etc will always ask for one.
Although do you also get Any of the crap programmes like.
Big Brother, The Kardasians .... Norway's got talent that type of stuff ?
Norways got talent?? I'm afraid aha have retired!
We do get those programs. Thankfully those programs seldom require real talent, so we do all right even without a-ha. The pop group has gone on farwell tours, retired, started again, gone on farwell tours, retired etc. for most of this millenium. Right now they are on the 'retired' stage ... to be continued. )
T minus 4 days ,ive just had a e-mail from the lady who is conducting my dads funeral ,and having (hoped)that I have got over my dads death ,it has all been stirred up again like a angry wasps nest .It seems to me that for example ,that the cowboys in the wild west had it right ,you got shot you died they buried you job done .But now in our so called civilized society ,you die ,your relatives are left with a mass of paper work to do ,there is no one to help you ,its almost like no ones ever died before ,and all the finance companies don't know what to do .Now my dads been stuck in a deep freeze for the past 3 weeks (how dignified) pulled about ,prodded ,ect ect ,We was all told /led to believe that "oh when we get computers everything we be soooo quick" its not its all a lie , its ten times slower than it was in the pen and paper days .
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http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/hilarious-legacy-of-boaty-mcboatface/news-story/d7e12a9259dc7ffd39850dbac988d9af
So far there is a racehorse called Horsey McHorseface and a train route names Trainy McTrainFace
Boaty will never die !!
As if they're not confused enough already!
Yes, the Swedes are often confused
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565962/Oh-really-Queen-s-hilarious-reaction-Obamas-lay-gauntlet-Prince-Harry-Invictus-Games.html
I love the story of the Queen walking in Balmoral, with a couple of dogs and ( at a distance) a plainclothes
Police bodyguard. When she came across an old American couple also out walking. Stopping for a chat
after a while the couple asked. " We hear the Queen lives around here, have you ever seen her ?"
Smiling the Queen answered " I haven't, but he has " pointing to her bodyguard. .
We have the answer for you ................. Norwegian TV
After programs like 12 hours of nitting, or psalm singing or cutting and burning wood, they embark on a new project: Live-streamed sea
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/15/live-streaming-norway-to-show-soothing-sea-tides-on-tv
Big Brother, The Kardasians .... Norway's got talent that type of stuff ?
We do get those programs. Thankfully those programs seldom require real talent, so we do all right even without a-ha. The pop group has gone on farwell tours, retired, started again, gone on farwell tours, retired etc. for most of this millenium. Right now they are on the 'retired' stage ... to be continued.
As usual I've decided to give the bond mobile and Mrs coops car a good clean (I can't travel in a dirty car) it never ceases to amaze me how every time I clean the wife's car how utterly filthy she let's it get inside you know wrappers, receipts all over, and how many new dents and knocks the poor thing gets! And she wonders why I won't let her drive mine?
A job well done
I promise no photos of me in my shorts, I'd hate for you all to get a complex about yourselves
This might be of interest, tips on treating your car like Bond's
I've already got a complex, it's big and secret and I like to plan my world domination
Schemes there.
We prefer curare with an effective psychedelic compound.
Guaranteed results ! .........with a Chinese burn and a wet Willy
plus the dreaded prple nurple !
It is a nightmare AS, even if you've been organised and paper work is in order.
What angers me is how much you are charged for copies of a death certificate even though it is a legal requirement for so many things and companies etc will always ask for one.
Like Streisands farewell tours.......