We have scandals in my country too. Right now it's about this woman - Therese Johaug:
She is the worlds best female cross-country skier, in other words she's Norwegian (not even a joke these days).
In spite of being very vocal about anti-doping (both her and the country in general), Norwegians have won so much one sometimes wonder why athletes from other countries even bother to show up. We also spend more money than any other country on our national team.
For some reason other winter sports nations are getting fed up with us. Go figure ?:)
But the other day Therese Johaug tested positive for illegal performance enhancing doping
It turns out she got a sore lip from a sunburn while training in the Italian alps and the team doctor got her a lip balm from the local pharmacy. Aparantly neither of them noticed the markings on the box:
The doctor is now unemployed ....
Johaug had a press conferance. She cried a river, she claimed inocence, her dialect makes us think of Santa Claus .... we believed her.
This is the biggest sports scandal in the country for years, perhaps ever. It's a huge scandal in the media. Possibly bigger news than, say .... a scandalous election in a large foreign country. What do other winter sports nations such as Sweden, Finland and Russa think of it?
Simple Definition of schadenfreude:
a feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of other people
I've seen worse looking nurses than that!
I think the NHS employ them on purpose to get patients to vacate the beds asap!
This reminds me of an experience I was had...
As a young man of 19 I had a terrible pain in my ahem gentleman's area, went to see my doctor, while sat in the waiting room an attractive young blonde called me through that's a hot nurse i thought, anyway I was very taken aback when she sat down at the desk and asked me what my complaint was!!! When she told me to take my trousers off and get on the bed the only thing that entered my mind was Sean Connery's voice saying " you never say that as if you meant it"
True story and a much better way of keeping control than mentally stripping an assault rifle down!
I've seen worse looking nurses than that!
I think the NHS employ them on purpose to get patients to vacate the beds asap!
This reminds me of an experience I was had...
As a young man of 19 I had a terrible pain in my ahem gentleman's area, went to see my doctor, while sat in the waiting room an attractive young blonde called me through that's a hot nurse i thought, anyway I was very taken aback when she sat down at the desk and asked me what my complaint was!!! When she told me to take my trousers off and get on the bed the only thing that entered my mind was Sean Connery's voice saying " you never say that as if you meant it"
True story and a much better way of keeping control than mentally stripping an assault rifle down!
I've seen worse looking nurses than that!
I think the NHS employ them on purpose to get patients to vacate the beds asap!
This reminds me of an experience I was had...
As a young man of 19 I had a terrible pain in my ahem gentleman's area, went to see my doctor, while sat in the waiting room an attractive young blonde called me through that's a hot nurse i thought, anyway I was very taken aback when she sat down at the desk and asked me what my complaint was!!! When she told me to take my trousers off and get on the bed the only thing that entered my mind was Sean Connery's voice saying " you never say that as if you meant it"
True story and a much better way of keeping control than mentally stripping an assault rifle down!
When I was a kid we always used to find porn mags under hedgerows? I've never understood it? Is this a common thing or just some numpty who lived near me reading the stories in these mags and misunderstanding what bush meant? They used the word quim a lot back then, I'll bet Barbel hasn't filtered that.
No, it's part of history. Porn was always available in hedgerows etc, sadly the internet
has killed it off. I can remember sneaking in to the local cinema to see " Adventures
of a Taxi driver " etc. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
It's just a crazy place to keep your stash! Couldn't men in the eighties find anywhere better??
Changing subject, I had an hilarious experience this morning while stuck in traffic, I have unlimited music on Google and my phone suggested flash by Queen this morning, so I thought why not, well while enjoying it at a hefty volume I heard a beep, looking across to man in the car next to me, and right on time he mouths "GORDONS ALIVE" in perfect time and gave me a thumbs up.!!! I couldn't stop laughing. This from a man in a smart suit and driving a maserati quattroporte..... A man of fine taste.
AH its that time of year again ho hum , ive just emptied out into the compost all the hanging baskets , the summer is gone , ive put the garden table umbrella away ,and taken the canopy off the garden pergola
all the ornaments are in the shed , 7 months to go before I can get it all out again ,just hallo-een and Christmas to look forward to now ,
It's just a crazy place to keep your stash! Couldn't men in the eighties find anywhere better??
Changing subject, I had an hilarious experience this morning while stuck in traffic, I have unlimited music on Google and my phone suggested flash by Queen this morning, so I thought why not, well while enjoying it at a hefty volume I heard a beep, looking across to man in the car next to me, and right on time he mouths "GORDONS ALIVE" in perfect time and gave me a thumbs up.!!! I couldn't stop laughing. This from a man in a smart suit and driving a maserati quattroporte..... A man of fine taste.
I've been caught out at traffic lights many time singing at full pelt to something or other. It's the only time I can sing without being told to be quiet
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She is the worlds best female cross-country skier, in other words she's Norwegian (not even a joke these days).
In spite of being very vocal about anti-doping (both her and the country in general), Norwegians have won so much one sometimes wonder why athletes from other countries even bother to show up. We also spend more money than any other country on our national team.
For some reason other winter sports nations are getting fed up with us. Go figure ?:)
But the other day Therese Johaug tested positive for illegal performance enhancing doping
It turns out she got a sore lip from a sunburn while training in the Italian alps and the team doctor got her a lip balm from the local pharmacy. Aparantly neither of them noticed the markings on the box:
The doctor is now unemployed ....
Johaug had a press conferance. She cried a river, she claimed inocence, her dialect makes us think of Santa Claus .... we believed her.
This is the biggest sports scandal in the country for years, perhaps ever. It's a huge scandal in the media. Possibly bigger news than, say .... a scandalous election in a large foreign country. What do other winter sports nations such as Sweden, Finland and Russa think of it?
Simple Definition of schadenfreude:
a feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of other people
(Websters dictionary)
Roger Moore 1927-2017
I hoped this story would make people from large countries with other scandals feel better about themselves
She has to be inocent, just look at her:
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Doping or no doping (no doping!
https://youtu.be/8P2KsUMgelI
I think the NHS employ them on purpose to get patients to vacate the beds asap!
This reminds me of an experience I was had...
As a young man of 19 I had a terrible pain in my ahem gentleman's area, went to see my doctor, while sat in the waiting room an attractive young blonde called me through that's a hot nurse i thought, anyway I was very taken aback when she sat down at the desk and asked me what my complaint was!!! When she told me to take my trousers off and get on the bed the only thing that entered my mind was Sean Connery's voice saying " you never say that as if you meant it"
True story and a much better way of keeping control than mentally stripping an assault rifle down!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
"Dear Playboy ......"
"remember the days in the old school yard
We used to w+nk a lot"
has killed it off.
of a Taxi driver " etc.
Chriscoop you are right about the hedgerows, for a long time I thought they grew there or were left by the squirrels...
Changing subject, I had an hilarious experience this morning while stuck in traffic, I have unlimited music on Google and my phone suggested flash by Queen this morning, so I thought why not, well while enjoying it at a hefty volume I heard a beep, looking across to man in the car next to me, and right on time he mouths "GORDONS ALIVE" in perfect time and gave me a thumbs up.!!! I couldn't stop laughing. This from a man in a smart suit and driving a maserati quattroporte..... A man of fine taste.
all the ornaments are in the shed , 7 months to go before I can get it all out again ,just hallo-een and Christmas to look forward to now ,
I've been caught out at traffic lights many time singing at full pelt to something or other. It's the only time I can sing without being told to be quiet