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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,235MI6 Agent
    Mother's Day is 14th May over here in the Philippines along with most of the rest of the world apparently.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Once again Britain leads the way ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Note to self: get Mom flowers!
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    I have three brothers, and one has snaffled Mum to take to lunch on Sunday so I'm taking her out tomorrow.
  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,341MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    But it also means many others aren't puling their weight. The "virile latin man" seems to be a myth.

    Manuel : "I tell you go to see girl in window , she go crazy....crazy !"

    "I am from Barcelona !"

    :)) :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've been infected with a bad case of Man Flu this morning :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Today is the first day of the year ,ive sat in the garden and had my breakfast (eggs and bacon) and coffee , at last spring is here ,now I have to cut the lawn later 8-)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Since we can't post political humor anymore (I'm not sure if I should blame: Higgins or Barbel - so I compromize by blameing both :p), I'll post strange news here.
    Yesterday a woman in Norway found a lamb in her garden, dead from a high fall. She lives in the middle of a narrow valley and it was quiet outside. What do you think happened?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Could the lamb be an agent for Norwegian intelligence, who unlike Bond, when pushed out of an
    Aircraft without a parachute, fail to find another ? ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    That's not possible, because no plane could be heard. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But you do herd sheep ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    We usually don't herd them, only when we need to move them from one field to another or up to the mountains in the spring and down again in the fall.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    True spring up, Fall down. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Since we can't post political humor anymore (I'm not sure if I should blame: Higgins or Barbel - so I compromize by blameing both :p), I'll post strange news here.
    Yesterday a woman in Norway found a lamb in her garden, dead from a high fall. She lives in the middle of a narrow valley and it was quiet outside. What do you think happened?
    Dropped by a bird of prey? I know you have eagle owls in Norway, but any big eagles that don't eat mostly fish?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Around here the sheep walk around in the mountains all summer on their own. It saves on farm fields and labour. We only leave them a brick (block? Lump?) of salt and leave them alone. They usually survive.
    But how did the lamb die? TP? Higgins? Barbel? Anyone?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Snatched up by an eagle, who later dropped it?

    Edit- Whoops, I see Chriscoop beat me to that!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The most logical explanation, .... Alien abduction. After Cattle mutilations, sheep droppings are
    Next on the " fun night out on earth " things to do, for our Alien visitors.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Lovely phrase, "sheep droppings" :)) :)) :))
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Barbel? Higgins?? ANYONE??!!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Aliens is a crazy superstition, but an all-knowing and all-powerfull God is common sense. When will you people ever learn this? ;)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:
    Barbel? Higgins?? ANYONE??!!

    What's wrong with the bird of prey theory?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Sorry. I somehow misset both of those posts. I probably just read the last posts when visiting AJB. An eagle is likely the right answer. :007)
    Even though I can see both the fields sheep (later in the year) grace on and an Eagle's Nest from my window, nothing like that has happened here. But in the north back in in 1932 a three and a half year old girl was found in an eagle's nest on a mountain. The experts claim a bird couldn't have lifted her, but how else can it be explained?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
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    A poor picture, but if you look closely you can see the eagle in the centre. We were warned by the handler that this bird could easily pick up a medium-sized dog and fly away. (This was in Wales, just under a year ago.) A 3-yr old weighs about the same as a medium-sized dog, or a lamb.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    Yes, I belive an eagle could lift a toddler.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    There are eagles that specialise in dragging goats off mountains and dropping them to kill them.
    AS I SAID EARLIER a bird of prey is the most likely suspect, Eagle owls have wingspan getting up to nearly 2 meters and I'm pretty sure Norway will have decent sized eagles, golden eagles have been known to take lambs and even foxes!!
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    Eagle attempts to snatch toddler
    https://youtu.be/Xb0P5t5NQWM
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I think, that they are testing the new Amazon drone?
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Maybe it commuted suicide when it found out what Number24 had in mind for it

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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/daily-mail-legs-front-page-theresa-may-nicola-sturgeon-ipso-complaint-green-party-amela-womack-a7653726.html
    I've never been accused of being a femminist but even I found this story from The Mail
    Totally Unbelievable ! :o what century does the editor live in
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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