A 65+ year old lady just walked into my office wearing a sheer bathing suit cover. Nothing. Else. She was asking where to find her probation office. I did not know (not my department) so I directed her to the correct department. She did not like this answer so the took a book off of my desk and threw it four feet across the floor )
I wonder why she needed the probation office. Could it be indecent exposure, violent conduct or Gross Bookily Harm? Either way, she's obviously a very naughty girl.
Maybe she has dementia of some sort? Mrs Coop is social worker who specialises in dementia, she has some bizarre cases to deal with sometimes, last week she had to do a capacity assessment on two nearly 80 year old who keep getting caught canoodling with each other, no bad thing in its self but they are strangers and in hospital!! And it's the woman who strips off and gets into the man's bed!!! When she told me I said " aw bless them they're just having a bit of fun" I got a cold stare and told " not much fun if one of they're relatives makes a complaint to the police for sexual assault or worse " I replied that romance was truly dead.
Today is my husband's birthday. I came up with what I thought was a brilliant idea to sponsor a U6 soccer team for him and then he could name them whatever he wants. He could name them after himself or after some random business it really wouldn't matter. The Girls are going to be wearing Swansea City colors I thought he would really dig that. But he hated the gift, absolutely hated it. I thought he would love it like maybe he would name them after Blockbuster and put the Blockbuster logo on it or Circuit City. I know I'd have a field day with this. If it was me I put my face smack in the middle of the jersey and have a bunch of 5 year olds running around scoring own goals wearing it. Oh well.
As my UK holiday comes near to ending I find myself in Bournemouth to visit my daughter's family. I was sceptical that I would find any Bondian links but my granddaughter has found out that Charles Gray was Bournemouth born and schooled locally and in nearby Poole is the Sunseeker factory whose boats have been used in several recent films. A couple of visits to the locations are looming
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
As my UK holiday comes near to ending I find myself in Bournemouth to visit my daughter's family. I was sceptical that I would find any Bondian links but my granddaughter has found out that Charles Gray was Bournemouth born and schooled locally and in nearby Poole is the Sunseeker factory whose boats have been used in several recent films. A couple of visits to the locations are looming
I attended Bournemouth School as well, as Charles Gray did. Always liked the actor tremendously and I may be biased therefore but I love DAF also because of his performance as Blofeld.
You should visit the school. I have a lot of memories of it.
Today is my husband's birthday. I came up with what I thought was a brilliant idea to sponsor a U6 soccer team for him and then he could name them whatever he wants. He could name them after himself or after some random business it really wouldn't matter. The Girls are going to be wearing Swansea City colors I thought he would really dig that. But he hated the gift, absolutely hated it. I thought he would love it like maybe he would name them after Blockbuster and put the Blockbuster logo on it or Circuit City. I know I'd have a field day with this. If it was me I put my face smack in the middle of the jersey and have a bunch of 5 year olds running around scoring own goals wearing it. Oh well.
If you had a team what would you name it?
For a U6 team, it would be: Coaches Honestly Expect Low Scoring Every Afternoon From Children, or CHELSEA FC.
I am thinking of naming them Blofeld's Battalion and putting a giant cat on their shirt. I intend to go to one game wearing a suit, sit far away and look pissed.
I am thinking of naming them Blofeld's Battalion and putting a giant cat on their shirt. I intend to go to one game wearing a suit, sit far away and look pissed.
Blofeld could work as a football manager.
But he would probably be the head of FIFA.
Here is a story that's worse. It actually sounds like something out of "Broen" or some other a Nordic Noir. A Danish man named Peter Madsen plans to make his own space rocket and allready has his own submarine. Some days ago he took å Swedish journalist named Kim Wall out with his submarine. The submarine sank, Madsen survived and claimed he returned Wall to store before the sinking. The police couldn't find her, retrieved the submarine and saw it was sunk on purpose. They arrested Madsen. Then they found Kim Waal's torso on the shore weighed down by metal.
Stranger than fiction...
I've just been reading about that in the paper - terrible business. Appears he changed his alibi from dropping her off, to burying her at sea. Clearly a strange and unpleasant man.
Yes, and the whole case is so strange and bizzare. You watch Nordic Noir series and think that would never happen in real life, then this....
I can't think of a stranger crime case in Scandinavia right now.
I can't think of a stranger crime case in Scandinavia right now.
Or anywhere else in the world. Truly bizarre.
Indeed. Madsen even planned to crowd-fund a space rocket to be launched from a small island in the Øresund strait between Denmark and Sweden, making it the first space travel not funded by a nation or corporation. Kim Wall was a respected independent journalist who had reported from all over the world, including North Korea.
CNN reports that US and Canadian diplomats in Havanna may have been targets of sonic attacks from Cuban inteligence. It looks like sounds beyond the range of a human ear caused discomfort or even mild trauma. An alternative explaination may be the damages are caused by badly calibre teen surveilance equipment. Either way it's pretty Bondian.
CNN reports that US and Canadian diplomats in Havanna may have been targets of sonic attacks from Cuban inteligence. It looks like sounds beyond the range of a human ear caused discomfort or even mild trauma. An alternative explaination may be the damages are caused by badly calibre teen surveilance equipment. Either way it's pretty Bondian.
CNN reports that US and Canadian diplomats in Havanna may have been targets of sonic attacks from Cuban inteligence. It looks like sounds beyond the range of a human ear caused discomfort or even mild trauma. An alternative explaination may be the damages are caused by badly calibre teen surveilance equipment. Either way it's pretty Bondian.
That's more Man from U.N.C.L.E.!
That's exactly what I was thinking! An invisible threat like that would suit the budget of the average U.N.C.L.E. episode.
Comments
Welcome back.
Or tell her to stop throwing those words around.
If you had a team what would you name it?
I attended Bournemouth School as well, as Charles Gray did. Always liked the actor tremendously and I may be biased therefore but I love DAF also because of his performance as Blofeld.
You should visit the school. I have a lot of memories of it.
Coaches Honestly Expect Low Scoring Every Afternoon From Children, or CHELSEA FC.
I am thinking of naming them Blofeld's Battalion and putting a giant cat on their shirt. I intend to go to one game wearing a suit, sit far away and look pissed.
Blofeld could work as a football manager.
But he would probably be the head of FIFA.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Stranger than fiction...
I can't think of a stranger crime case in Scandinavia right now.
*Cry laughing at my desk*
Indeed. Madsen even planned to crowd-fund a space rocket to be launched from a small island in the Øresund strait between Denmark and Sweden, making it the first space travel not funded by a nation or corporation. Kim Wall was a respected independent journalist who had reported from all over the world, including North Korea.
That's more Man from U.N.C.L.E.!
That's exactly what I was thinking! An invisible threat like that would suit the budget of the average U.N.C.L.E. episode.