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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    The cool snowman himself, Jo Nesbø, The Postman or your local mail man?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Or Kevin Costner?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Or Kevin Costner?
    Oh, Kevin Costner and anything he is in. Even "Waterworld."
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    VesperMelograno wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Or Kevin Costner?
    Oh, Kevin Costner and anything he is in. Even "Waterworld."

    Love is blind.....
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) -{
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    See me as a younger and talker version of Costner and you know what my wife is seeing everyday :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    kevin-costner-young-1.jpg
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Cataract problem or a new prescription in glasses needed perhaps ? :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You must give me the name of her oculist. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Where is Lexi, BTW? Did VesperMelograno murder her to snag the agreed-upon one active female member limit? :v
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Where is Lexi, BTW? Did VesperMelograno murder her to snag the agreed-upon one active female member limit? :v
    Think Lady Rose may have something to say about that :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    My mistake. Did Lady Rose murder Lexi to make sure VesperMelograno didn't push her out of the two memberships we keep open for female members? :))
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Possibly, you know how women can be.... Utterly ruthless
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Not at all - I'm sure Lexi was killed in the nicest way possible. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    To be honest guys, this is a very " Bloke orientated " forum. I being exceptionally sensitive to this sort
    of thing. Have tried to use my feminine side to guide some of the discussions to a more female friendly
    aspect. By mentioning kittens, shoes and the off side rule. As chicks dig that kind of thing, right ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    They sure do, and you're work with the ladies is much appreciated.
    Maybe we should tackle some real issues, like why cucumbers are bad for women lady gardens ;% http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-being-warned-stop-using-11330839.amp
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    My mistake. Did Lady Rose murder Lexi to make sure VesperMelograno didn't push her out of the two memberships we keep open for female members? :))
    Surprise, I am actually a dude.
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You see this is the sort of infomation, you simply don't get on other Bond forums. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    VesperMelograno wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    My mistake. Did Lady Rose murder Lexi to make sure VesperMelograno didn't push her out of the two memberships we keep open for female members? :))
    Surprise, I am actually a dude.
    Have you told your husband?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Not yet. I am working up to that.
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    This gender stuff was simpler when I was young. So we can assume it was Lady Rose who "disapeared" Lexi?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    VesperMelograno wrote:
    Not yet. I am working up to that.

    Boy, is he gonna be surprised. Will you show him “The Crying Game” first to, um, soften him up?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I think Crocodile Dundee had the most discreet approach https://youtu.be/bsW3LkcYtD4

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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I believe President Trump uses a similar technique. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Yup, he likes to grab em by the cat! Such a presidential thing to do. I was always amazed how he always said he'd like Hilary Clinton in handcuffs! I didn't think he liked her.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • FrigilianaFrigiliana Posts: 165MI6 Agent
    If i didn't know better i'd swear iTunes was invented by my wife as there's no logic in it , it's like being in The Mastermind sketch from Two Ronnies :#
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    VesperMelograno wrote:
    Not yet. I am working up to that.

    Boy, is he gonna be surprised. Will you show him “The Crying Game” first to, um, soften him up?
    Their is much I could say in response to this statement but it might offend the ladies... and Coop :D
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    Eva Green's mother says in an interview that Harvey Weinstein tried to sexually assault the Bond actress around 2010, but Eva managed to get out of the hotel room. Weinstein later threathened to ruin her career by remove ing Green from audition lists and telling directors not to cast her. It's a good thing this man was been stopped.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,344MI6 Agent
    edited October 2017
    I'm sitting a few hundred feet from where the hall of king Olav Trygvason (viking king) was. I love history :)
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    As some of you know, I am on a cruise presently.

    Wife wanted to sleep a bit longer, so I went to the restaurant alone for breakfast.
    I kid you not, 5 minutes later I‘ve had a beautiful blonde in a short skirt on my lap :D

    The bad news is that she was posing for a pic that her husband did and they both know and love my wife :#
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
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