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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
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    It'd be funny if it weren't so terrifying :#
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,113MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
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    That's not what your ex-wives are saying, Donald.
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,468MI6 Agent
    I just spiked a feminist.

    Got her tuned into McMafia, then slipped in a clip from Hostel 2.

    She didn't notice - went to bed still thinking she's a feminist.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I just spiked a feminist.

    Got her tuned into McMafia, then slipped in a ______

    She didn't notice - went to bed still thinking she's a feminist.

    :)) I was a bit concerned where that was heading!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    I tried to buy "The man with the golden eye" by Peter Lamont on Amazon.co.uk earlier today, but it turns out they don't deliver that particular book to these shores. Disapointing, but I ordered "Bond on set: filming Skyfall" instead.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    Paul Haggis has been accused by several women of sexual harassment. Many of us remember Haggis was one of the writers behind CR and QoS.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Only yesterday we had a serial rapist and violent individual
    Released on parole after only 10 years despite having
    Attacked over 100 women. So I doubt anyone up for
    Sexual Harassment will be too worried. It would seem the
    Parole board don't rate sexual crimes very highly ! :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    Far too few rapists end up in jail and they generally leave too soon. It must be said that Haggis is accused of sexual harassment of four women, not rape. I think the main question for him is what this will do to his career.
    Here in Norway a number of young women have accused the deputy leader (Trond Giske) of the Labour Party of sexual harassment. It's possible that Giske has ended his political career that quite possibly could have made him Prime Minister in the future.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Just come back from taking mrs waggy (the dog) over the woods; I’m surprised at the amount of dumped Christmas trees people have thrown away under the cover of darkness, and yet we have on record one of the best recycling boroughs in the whole country, people are just bloody bone idle.
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,113MI6 Agent
    Just come back from taking mrs waggy (the dog) over the woods; I’m surprised at the amount of dumped Christmas trees people have thrown away under the cover of darkness, and yet we have on record one of the best recycling boroughs in the whole country, people are just bloody bone idle.

    Here in my area of the US the old Christmas trees are picked up with other yard waste for recycling. Just leave them curbside on the designated day.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    Here people traditionally take down the tree and Christmas decorations on the 13th day of Christmas. This year it was yesterday.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I was more saddened ,that the tree that they had chosen ,taken home ,decorated and enjoyed for 4 weeks , had just been callously tossed out ,with out the decency of being put to good use ,right you you’ve had your time in the house now get out
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    In my old house the Christmas tree was cut up and burned in the klondike stove, which filled the dining room with a wonderful aroma.
    Take heart AS that dumped tree will eventually decompose and provide nutrient to the forest floor. there is a certain irony in a tree being returned to the woods
    Far more heinous was the 40 odd used car tyres I found in our local woods last weekend! Which is endemic of the travellers I'm afraid, what's more the woods are named the Bishops woods as they were his private hunting woods and trespassers were likely heavily punished back then.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,849MI6 Agent
    Buy a fake tree then. They last longer.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    They also look fake. Besides, there is more than enough plastic in the world as it is.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Although an artificial tree can become part of the family. I remember being a little upset when my wife decided we needed
    A new tree, and the old one had to go ! I could see nothing wrong with the old one and pointed out to her ....... That this was
    The first tree we bought as a married couple, the tree both our kids played under on their first and subsequent Christmases.
    I guess I'm the sentimental one in the relationship, as out went the old tree and in with the new. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    I had an odd experience on Friday. I was a bit late for work when I got into my car, just to discover the battery was flat. I ran up the hill to my parents house and grabbed the keys to their number two car, a small Renault. Back in the garage I discovered the window on the driver's side was 1/3 open. When I tredje to shut it I found the window had frozen to the door and was stuck!
    I gave up closing the window after a while. I set the heat in the car on max, put my knitted cap on and started driving. It was a 45 minute drive (in Norway in January) so I didn't look forward to it, especially since the radio doesn't work. Actually it wasn't that bad, I didn't even need to wear my jacket. After just half an hour I managed to shut the window, but the radio still wasn't working. What a morning :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Kim Jong Un's birthday today.

    As we celebrated my wife's 25th :)) :)) :D :D yesterday, 2 dictators in a row :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Kim Jong Un's birthday today.

    As we celebrated my wife's 25th :)) :)) :D :D yesterday, 2 dictators in a row :D


    Mrs Higgins Has been advised of this post and said:

    'She has a very particular set of skills, skills she has acquired over a very long time. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you'

    Be afraid Higgins ....... be very afraid :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    And I was afraid, that you compare nuclear buttons :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • JoshuaJoshua Posts: 1,138MI6 Agent
    A late happy new year to all AJB members -{
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    Happy New Year, Joshua -{
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    Snow in Sahara :D

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's not the first time snow has fallen in the Sahara.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    And that‘s a perfect example for the following.

    Recently Mr. Trump was mocking about where the Climate Change was when the cold weather hit the North of the USA.

    Ignorance is bliss and I am hearing that quite often from some populists.
    They all mix up weather with climate. Climate is the global result of local weather observations over a very long time.

    So, weather is when it snows in the Sahara. It happened and will happen again.
    But it says nothing about the climate there or globally.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) only Higgins could turn snow into a political issue.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,342MI6 Agent
    I have to admit it's impressive. :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Snow Flakes = " Flake News !" ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Just had a quick browse on the unanswered topics page ,and apart from one topic ,every UAT is about some one wishing to buy or sell something
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Could we not have a for sale/trade/market place page ,and keep UAT for well er unanswered topics
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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