Silly Bond Titles

1 Dr Yes
2 From Russia With Hatred
3 Fishfinger
4 Waterfall
5 You Only Live Three Times
6 On His Majesty's Royal Throne
7 Diamonds Are Never
8 Die And Let Live
9 The Man With The Golden Drum
10 The Spy Who Hated Me
11 Moonwalker
12 For My Eyes Only
13 Autopussy
14 A View To A Thrill
15 The Living Dead
16 Licence To Chill
17 Goldenpie
18 Tomorrow Never Knows
19 Earth Is Not Enough
20 Die Today

You try some! :D

Comments

  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    1 Dr Maybe
    2 To Russia With A Glove
    3 Boldminger
    4 Thunderstorm
    5 I Only Live One, So Lay Off!
    6 In Her Majesty's Unhealthy Bowels
    7 Crystals Are Never
    8 Live And Let Sigh
    9 The Man With The Golden Bum
    10 The Fly Who Loved Me
    11 Spoonmaker
    12 For Your Thighs Only
    13 Octopuppy
    14 A View To A Windmill
    15 The Dying Nightlights
    16 Licence To Drill
    17 Boldenguy
    18 Yesterday Always Lives
    19 The World Is Too Much, God Damn It!
    20 Live Another Week

    EXTRA
    The King's Casino
    Never Say The F Word Again
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • SeanConnery007SeanConnery007 The Bond Archive - London, EngPosts: 169MI6 Agent
    1 Nurse Nobody
    2 Fly To Russia From Just $20, With Our Love
    3 Coldfingers
    4 FootBall
    5 You Only Move Twice
    6 On His Majesty's Night Off
    7 Diamonds Disappear When Cooked
    8 Sieve And Let Drain
    9 The Man Baked These Golden Buns
    10 Some Spy Just Robbed Me
    11 Moonlander
    12 Four Eyes Only
    13 TriDoggy
    14 A View That Can Kill
    15 Turned Off Nightlights
    16 Licenced And Billed
    17 Not Another Gold Titleye
    18 Tomorrow Never Comes
    19 The World Is Not Enough And Everything Around Is Dark And Empty
    20 Die SomeOther Way
    Nobody Writes Threads Better.
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    edited November 2003
    Dr. I Guess
    From Russia with a Dove
    Moldfinger
    I Don't Want to Live Again!
    On Her Majesty's Well-Known Service
    Who Needs Diamonds?
    Live and Let Fry
    The Woman With the Golden Silencer
    The Spy Who Killed Me
    Moonmaker
    For Blue Eyes Only
    Octokitty
    A Veiw to Eat Dill
    The Dead Darknights
    Licence to Spill
    SilverNose
    Yesterday is Dead
    The Galaxy is Way Too Much
    Fly Another Way

    Exta:
    Say Never Again, I Dare You!
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    My brother suggested that the next Bond film should be called "Enough Is Enough".
    He then laughed at me and left the room. :(
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
    twitter.com/DrawnOutDad
  • 1 Dr I'll-get-back-to-you
    2 To the Ukraine with mixed feelings
    3 Goldchins
    4 Thunderwater Landing
    5 You Only Kamikaze twice
    6 On her Majesty's wig
    7 Diamonds Are pretty hard actually
    8 Live and let vegetate
    9 The midget with the golden shells
    10 The Spy Who shot me
    11 Sandtrap-raker
    12 From my nostrils partly
    13 Squiddy
    14 A View To An Old Monument
    15 The Daying Livelights
    16 Temporary License To Maim
    17 Silverears
    18 yesterday always happened
    19 Cheesy play on family motto
    20 Let this film die yesterday
  • jorgemjorgem DTWPosts: 98MI6 Agent
    I just resurrect this topic. This topic is five years old! Now it has come back again.

    Anyway, here are my silly (spoof) Bond titles:

    Dr. Blow
    From Mexico with Love
    Moldfinger
    Chunderball
    You Only Eat Mice
    On Her Majesty's Stripper Service
    Dynamites Are Forever
    Live and Get Laid
    The Fan with the Golden Gun
    The Spy Who Bleeped Me
    Marsraker
    For Your Arse Only
    Quartopussy
    A View to a Drill
    The Living Twilights
    Licence to Drill
    GoldenLie
    Tomorrow Never Lies
    The Galaxy is Not Enough
    Lie Another Day
    Cantina Royale
    Quantum of Clearance

    ==EXTRA==
    Never Say N**ger Again
  • Sweepy the CatSweepy the Cat Halifax, West Yorkshire, EnglaPosts: 986MI6 Agent
    You're all forgetting Moonraper
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  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    jorgem wrote:
    ==EXTRA==
    Never Say N**ger Again
    Hilarious.

    Don't post these titles in other topics anymore. It's considered spamming and grounds for removal.
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