AJB all to myself.....

LilacLilac SW Illinois, USAPosts: 9MI6 Agent
in Off Topic Chat
No-one's online
on AJB.
No-one's here
but little old me.
This could be fun!
What shall I do?
Let's rearrange
a forum or two.

"Music" becomes
"Tiddly-pom"
while "Casino Royale"
gets thrown out
on its bum.
(Not like there's been
any news anyway.
Pierce-B will just find
somewhere else to play.)

And "Off-topic Chat"
goes up to the top
Becoming "Hot News"
That'll make their jaws drop.

Dunno if I'll
still be able to post
once SiCo comes back
and I start to roast.
So I'll say toodle-oo
and sneak into the night
Hope I made someone's day
Just a little more bright.

If I must be banned
be kind unto me
and make it for mischief
not bad poetry.

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  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    Glad your having fun. But I have a feeling this topic will be closed.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited December 2007
    So, Lilac, are you basically saying that AJB is no longer thriving with good discussion, and you're leaving? Or does "Once SiCo comes back and I start to roast" mean that you've done something worthy of a ban that is most likely imminent?

    If none of these apply to your poem . . . Could you please explain to us what it means? :)


    ***UPDATE***: See Page 5, please!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    Quoting The Sly Fox:
    So, Lilac, are you basically saying that AJB is no longer thriving with good discussion, and you're leaving? Or does "Once SiCo comes back and I start to roast" mean that you've done something worthy of a ban that is most likely imminent?

    If none of these apply to your poem . . . Could you please explain to us what it means? :)

    I'm assuming it's being said tongue-in-cheek TSF, and saying that her poetry isn't that bad that she should be banned.
    YNWA 97
  • The CatThe Cat Where Blofeld is!Posts: 711MI6 Agent
    Yeah, and sadly there's much truth to it... I spend too much time here alone... :(
  • LilacLilac SW Illinois, USAPosts: 9MI6 Agent
    edited March 2005
    My goodness, such a tempest in a teapot. I get a little giggly 'cause I'm the only one logged into the forum, and immediately suspicions of evildoing, conspiracies, and immanent disaster start popping out all over the place. ;)

    Are we bored or what? Like junkies needing a JB fix. C'mon, EON, a little real news, please, before we begin tearing each other to bits!

    (My poetry wasn't THAT bad, was it? On second thought, don't answer that. The {[] should speak for itself.....)
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    edited March 2005
    It's ALMOST happened to me before. So lonely and boring it is... :'(
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    It has happened to me a couple of times.Its a little wierd but quite nice.Its like having the house all to myself and a little peace and quiet....
  • The CatThe Cat Where Blofeld is!Posts: 711MI6 Agent
    Could somebody please explain (the author, perhaps?) what is a tiddly-pom?
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Quoting The Cat:
    Could somebody please explain (the author, perhaps?) what is a tiddly-pom?

    Well I know it from the Winnie The Pooh poem, 'Song for Snowy Weather'

    The more it
    Snows-tiddley-pom
    The more it
    Goes-tiddley-pom
    The more it
    Goes-tiddley-pom
    on
    Snowing.


    And Nobody
    Knows-tiddley-pom,
    How cold my
    Toes-tiddley-pom
    Are Growing.

    Dont say we're not cultured here at AJB ;)
  • The CatThe Cat Where Blofeld is!Posts: 711MI6 Agent
    edited March 2005
    I never said that... I learn more here than in school.

    So I guess tidley-pom is some kind of meaningless rhyming word like our ingyom-bingyom-tálibe-tutálibe-málibe.
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Quoting The Cat:
    I never said that... I learn more here than in school.

    So I guess tidley-pom is some kind of meaningless rhyming word like our ingyom-bingyom-tálibe-tutálibe-málibe.

    I know you didn't Cat,meant it in a jokey way.

    And yes,it is rather meaningless.
  • royale53royale53 Posts: 24MI6 Agent
    I didn't get where i am today by spending my time alone on the ajb forums.
  • The CatThe Cat Where Blofeld is!Posts: 711MI6 Agent
    Quoting Lady Rose:
    I know you didn't Cat,meant it in a jokey way.

    I meant that in a jokey way to, but I forgot my smiley: ;) or :)) . I should really learn to use them. Some day I'll be kicked out because I don't use a smiley where I should...
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    I love having the house to myself, I'm free to play the piano to my heart's content!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • DominoDomino Posts: 31MI6 Agent
    I'm by myself!
    I'll make a song:

    My name is Joe,
    I'm a little tiny crow,
    I'm related to a hawk,
    but I just don't squawk.

    There is a whole song but I don't want to right it all... it's long, and I made it... Cool>>>
  • General_OurumovGeneral_Ourumov United KingdomPosts: 861MI6 Agent
    I've been on AJB alone numerous times, and I usually just leave myself, and don't write poetry or anything! ;)

    Nicely done though, Lilac, an entertaining read.
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    That was very funny actually, well done, I admire someone who can write poertry which can't have double meanings read into it.
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    Im here alone many a night, when everyone is actually sleeping, or it's really early or what have you...aww...I love Pooh Bear...I have the book where he sings that song...yes, I am 16 and read Pooh books...*shhh* :))

    ~PD
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Quoting Pendragon:
    Im here alone many a night, when everyone is actually sleeping, or it's really early or what have you...aww...I love Pooh Bear...I have the book where he sings that song...yes, I am 16 and read Pooh books...*shhh* :))

    ~PD

    I rediscovered them a little while ago when I started reading them to my daughter.You are never too old for Pooh!

    And for the record,I am all alone at AJB as I type.....
  • The CatThe Cat Where Blofeld is!Posts: 711MI6 Agent
    Quoting Jedi Master:
    I admire someone who can write poertry which can't have double meanings read into it.

    You just didn't hard enough to read a double meaning. I'll try when I have time... ;) :))
  • PredatorPredator Posts: 790Chief of Staff
    Quoting Lady Rose:
    Quoting Lady Rose:
    Quoting Pendragon:
    Im here alone many a night, when everyone is actually sleeping, or it's really early or what have you...aww...I love Pooh Bear...I have the book where he sings that song...yes, I am 16 and read Pooh books...*shhh* :))

    ~PD

    I rediscovered them a little while ago when I started reading them to my daughter.You are never too old for Pooh!

    And for the record,I am all alone at AJB as I type.....

    "And the rain, rain, rain, came down, down down in rushing rising torrents ..."

    Don't be ashamed to read Pooh ... classic children's literature.

    And I wouldn't worry about being alone on the site ... I am most mornings at some point or another.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    I was lastnight for a bit, posted a few things and went to bed, and I'm never ahamed of pooh, very well written liturature!

    ~PD
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • TracyTracy the VillagePosts: 369MI6 Agent
    Quoting Lady Rose:


    I rediscovered them a little while ago when I started reading them to my daughter.You are never too old for Pooh!

    And for the record,I am all alone at AJB as I type.....

    My cousin took a course on Pooh and Zen philosophy while she was at university; apparently there's some kind of trend in analyzing classic children's literature in college classrooms. It strikes me as being a rather silly fad; maybe that might work for Alice in Wonderland, the Little Prince, and the Chronicles of Narnia series but I can hardly imagine writing a paper searching for the hidden meanings in Goodnight, Moon :S.
    Flattery will get you nowhere, but don't stop trying.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    ah, but there are so many!

    ~PD
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    Am I the only one here now then? :)
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    I dunno, are you??

    ~PD
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    I was until you came! X-(

    Lol!
  • tirpitztirpitz Posts: 339MI6 Agent
    I saw 18 online at once before. Not sure exactly when, but the number could have been higher.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    10...then they all went way a few minutes later...:(

    ~PD
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • trumanlodge007trumanlodge007 Posts: 13MI6 Agent
    im on all by myself right now... its eerie....
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