Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited November 2009
    asio wrote:
    Granted, but THAT announcement is an April Fool's Joke.

    I wish the soon-to-be-released Casino Royale teaser poster is so well received, that it silences all of the Daniel Craig nay-sayers.
    Granted but it actually horrifies the nay-sayers so much that we are unable to speak.

    I wish every Bond film was as good as
    DN/FRWL/GF/TB.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then a new company would come along and ruin your fun.

    I wish I could think of something smart to write. :)
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are struck down before you can type it.

    I wish I knew everyhting about every American Govt. Conspiracy! (Kennedy, Whitewater, WWII happenings, etc...)
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you find out ab out the plot to kill you and.....

    I wish I could have the perfect, user-friendly combination of a cell phone, Palm with keyboard, camera, WiFi,,,,,maybe the Treo 800.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Yes, but then it would get a bug (virus) and your dream would be squashed.

    I wish everything was 99 cents.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but everything sucks and breaks and you have to keep buying loads of them.

    I wish I could get Word to do what I want all the time.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    But then it becomes defunct and you are unable to afford its replacement.

    I wish (try to corrupt this!) that very Bond film was as good as the favorite Bond films of the potential Wish Corrupter.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the people granting your wish haven't got a clue what you mean so they end up making every Bond film as bad as your least favourite!

    I wish theatre tickets weren't so expensive!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    Granted but the only reason tickets aren't expensive is because films are now so bad that nobody (including you) want to see them.

    I wish I could say whatever I wanted on this site and the Mods couldn't ban me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted...the Mods won't ban you, but everyone takes what you say the wrong way, think you are talking bad about them and totally ignore you.

    I wish there were 2 more hours in the day that I could use for my own time.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you decide not to.

    I wish it wasn't school tomorrow.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • VroomfondelVroomfondel Posts: 18MI6 Agent
    Granted but you end up getting hit by a car during the time that you would have spent in class.

    I wish that I some skill with art.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is the art of stacking fruits and vegetables and your can only practice your art at the local grocery store.

    I wish I was a better cook.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you would make a mistake and it wouldcost you dearly.

    I wish Timothy Dalton was in AVTAK.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are the only person who can see him, everyone else sees the movie as filmed.

    I wish I could find all my Bond DVDs in my garage (still packed from my move).
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    VampiressRN wrote:
    Granted, but you are the only person who can see him, everyone else sees the movie as filmed.

    I wish I could find all my Bond DVDs in my garage (still packed from my move).

    (does that make me crazy?)

    Granted, but the you will find out that they are broken.

    I wish I had enough money to buy the DVD's.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    LOL...no...just a bit touched. :)

    Granted, but the DVDs are all sold out and no more will be made.

    I wish Connery was young again and more Bond movies could be made with him.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then he would make a mistake and your image of him would be messed up.

    I wish I had a Golden Gun.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, you just purchased a plastic reuger spray painted gold at a local garage sale.

    I wish I was off work this week to watch the Bondathon on TV.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but there's a powercut all week.

    I wish there were more hours in the day that everyone could use to do anything they find pleasureable.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but employers take up half the time with new assignments for work.

    I wish some of my friends were Bond enthusiasts.
  • VroomfondelVroomfondel Posts: 18MI6 Agent
    Granted but they get into an argument over who is the most like Bond and end up hating the Bond series (not to mention each other)

    I wish that the watch I just bought was a Rolex.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then it doesn't tell time.

    I wish that I had my own Bond museum.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted....but it is mispelled as "Relax" and your eyes are getting very sleepy....you don't care what time it is....you are getting sleepier....and now you are in a deep sleep and....listen only to the sound of my voice....sleepier....more relaxed.....

    I wish my house was all ready for my little get together this weekend with the nurse's group I belong to.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    VampiressRN wrote:
    Granted....but it is mispelled as "Relax" and your eyes are getting very sleepy....you don't care what time it is....you are getting sleepier....and now you are in a deep sleep and....listen only to the sound of my voice....sleepier....more relaxed.....

    I wish my house was all ready for my little get together this weekend with the nurse's group I belong to.

    And I think that makes you a little...how did you say it..."touched".

    granted, but at the last minute everyone would pull out sick.

    I wish that I could be the next Bond.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are considered a hack and cast away quicker than a jackrabbit on a grill in a Texans July.

    I wish I could get in my Student Government next semester!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then there will be a petition for your removal.

    I wish I owned Crab Key (from the book).
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    (Darnit...and my timing wasn't too good either.) :))

    Granted, but you are the Instructor.

    I wish I was quicker about answering my snail mail.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you would get more mail to back your mailbox up more.

    I wish I could write something that no one would have an answer to.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Krikee...bad timing again.

    Granted, but you don't know the answer either.

    I wish I had better timing...LOL
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