Corrupt A Wish!

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  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you'd be on here all day.

    I wish I didn't have alot of work.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you have no work at all. You, in fact, lose your job.

    I wish that I could personally decide the winners at each Academy Awards ceremony.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but people kill you because you make bad decisions.

    I wish I went to a party full of really hot girls who wanted to go out with me. And it DOESN'T end up with me being tortured like in Hostel.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    Granted, but none of them want to sleep with you. In fact, they will only accept a kiss on the cheek.

    I wish I could come up with a wish which doesn't have the corrupter talking about killing me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they tickle you to death with their feather boas.

    I wish my laptop would link to my router tonight....GRRRRRR! I am standing right next to it, for pity's sake.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    VampiressRN wrote:
    Granted, but they tickle you to death with their feather boas.

    I wish my laptop would link to my router tonight....GRRRRRR! I am standing right next to it, for pity's sake.

    I think you responded to the wrong wish. ;)

    The one you should have responded to was mine:
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted, but none of them want to sleep with you. In fact, they will only accept a kiss on the cheek.

    I wish I could come up with a wish which doesn't have the corrupter talking about killing me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you would be dissatified with thier answer.

    I wish I couldn't fail at anything.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    Granted, but then people begin to resent your success and eventually your friends and family all leave you and you end up an old and bitter man.

    I wish I could read minds.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but all you can hear is their death threats to you.

    I wish The Producers was on at my cinema.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then in the middle of the show the Theater would lose power.

    I wish that DAD was a better movie.
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it would've never come to theaters because EON decided that they think the real DAD would do better and the box office.

    I wish I could really have good comebacks to all of your wishes.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then we get fed up of it and no one ever responds to your post and Corrupt a Wish would disappear and we'd all cry. :'( :))

    I wish my brother wasn't such an idiot.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    Granted. Instead he's a genius, much smarter than you and you begin to resent him to such an extend that you grow to hate him and eventually hire a hitman to kill him. Only the hitman fails, your brother utilises the experience to become even more intelligent and you end up in prison. Where they don't show any Bond films!

    I am nearing my 600th post, and I wish that upon doing so, evryone on the site wishes me congratulations!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    Granted, but the endless amount of PM's you get in your inbox from those congratulating you gets so unbearable for your browser that it causes a major crash on your computer. :S

    I wish Sony weren't so secretive with the PS3 details.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, they tell you that it's had to be delayed a year!

    I wish I hadn't got up so early.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • TimmyDaltonTimmyDalton Minnesota, USAPosts: 13MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the details they release are that metal gear wont be coming to the system.

    I wish my nose wouldnt get so stuffy when I am sick.
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    TimmyDalton wrote:
    Granted, but the details they release are that metal gear wont be coming to the system.

    I wish my nose wouldnt get so stuffy when I am sick.

    Shouldn't that have been aimed at Felix's post? ;)

    Still...granted, but you get a rather irritating cough instead.

    I wish I wasn't so bored all the time.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then it would turn against you and eat you.

    I wish that I knew what an Achytonimanitope was.
  • VroomfondelVroomfondel Posts: 18MI6 Agent
    Granted but you die immediately after learning what it is.

    I wish that George Lucas hadn't f-ed up the prequels of the SW series.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, he b-ed them up instead. :D

    I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    Granted, but on Tuesday you have to spend twice as long as what you usually do in school.

    I wish I wasn't feeling so miserable.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you'd be ready to do something and you wouldn't find any thing to do.

    I wish I could find the Bond DVD's cheap and intact.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are all in a foreign language you can't understand.

    Just bought a new laptop, so when it ships, I hope they include some extra freebies that are useful.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then then it crashes.

    I wish I wasn't so hot but neither were I cold.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but a half an hour later you will be too hot.

    I wish I could live in Switzerland.
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Ok, good luck communicating as you can't speak German or French and the Swiss refuse to speak English to you!

    I wish everybody hadn't already got their prom dates!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you would go with somebody very, very nasty.

    I wish my school had a prom.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can't find a date.

    I wish there would be a great Bond film release once a year.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    Granted, but every film released from here on out is entitled "Great Bond Film Release #1," "Great Bond Film Release #2," etc. ;)

    I wish I could see Casino Royale before its release date, that way I could report Daniel Craig's performance to everyone. My report would be entirely unbiased, of course... :V
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the police find out about it your bootleg copy, and they fine you $5,000. You're then forced to do highway cleanup duties for the next 3 years.

    I wish I didn't have to wait an extra month for Casino Royale to be released here in Australia!
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
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