Granted, but you're on for literally a second. As a matter of fact, you're on for so brief a time that you can't be seen!
I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but these magic pixies turn out to be evil and they deliverately do the worst job they can!
I wish that I had the ability to predict (accurately) which decisions the Bond producers were going to make.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
You actually can--it's called a "lucid dream," and it's really nothing more than realizing you're in a dream! If you do realize you're in a dream, just imagine what you want in your dream, and it will simply appear! For example, I once dreamed that I was inside the "Driver 2" video game, but in order to get the car going in the proper direction, I would have to maneuver the car out of the garage (which isn't all that easy in that game). I thought, "ah well, let's just get on the road," and after a few seconds, I was magically teleported out of the garage and onto the road!
You can also realize you're in a dream if you're about to wake up. If you're halfway dreaming and on the verge of waking up, just concentrate on a dream and don't open your eyes! You may end up in a very vague dream with dark, black-and-white images, but it's still very cool! You can then change your dream however you wish, as many times as you wish. However, the second you open your eyes, the ride's over...
Anyway, 0064, your wish is granted. However, you only defeat the worst team, so--unfortunately--no one really cares.
Now for mine: I wish for a Bond Girl to magically appear at my front door.
My wish: I wish a Bond Girl that wasn't married would show up at my doorstep.
Granted, she wants to sell you brownies!
I wish i could fly.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
My wish: I wish a Bond Girl that wasn't married would show up at my doorstep.
Granted, she wants to sell you brownies!
I wish i could fly.
I can't win!! Still, I'd buy a box of brownies... )
Anyway, granted--you can fly, but as soon as you reach a certain unspecified height, you immediately lose your flying ability just long enough to plummet straight into the ground... The height would be unspecified to keep things interesting.
My wish: I wish my wishes were uncorruptible.
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Granted, but you get bored when no one even attempts to.
I wish there was such thing as an uncorruptable wish and that it was mine.
I wish I was a Power Point/Word/Excel/Project expert.
Granted, but repeated use of the software causes you to fall under Microsoft's secret brainwashing program that is built into so-called "Office" software. This causes you to become a shameless Microsoft supporter who gives all your money to Bill Gates, while unknowingly infecting those around you with your Word documents that are infected with subliminal messages... Microsoft is but one step closer to World Domination... Gasp! I've said too much!!
You all heard nothing... :v
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Ahem... My wish: I wish I could find Metal Gear Solid for the PS1. It's been so hard for me to find an actually operational disc of it...
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Granted but you wife/girlfriend/parents give it all to charity.
I wish Science lessons weren't so boring.
P.S. Sly Fox: You have let out our secret! X-( For this you must suffer the severe and terrible circumstances. Let's just say you won't be talking again for a very long time. :v )
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I wish these trousers fit me better and they would never be detroyed and I would never grow out of them.
I wish Sideshow would hurry up and give us a look at their new "Daniel Craig as 007" 12 inch figurine.
PS Felix, trust me I had definately been considering flying half way around the world just to see Casino Royale earlier than normal!
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In response to your wish, granted, but it sucks.
I wish I could be on TV - even just for a second - but not on the news.
I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
I wish magic pixies would do my schoolwork for me, just until the end of this year (have I wished that before, I think it's quite likely!)
I wish that I had the ability to predict (accurately) which decisions the Bond producers were going to make.
I wish you could control your dreams.
You actually can--it's called a "lucid dream," and it's really nothing more than realizing you're in a dream! If you do realize you're in a dream, just imagine what you want in your dream, and it will simply appear! For example, I once dreamed that I was inside the "Driver 2" video game, but in order to get the car going in the proper direction, I would have to maneuver the car out of the garage (which isn't all that easy in that game). I thought, "ah well, let's just get on the road," and after a few seconds, I was magically teleported out of the garage and onto the road!
You can also realize you're in a dream if you're about to wake up. If you're halfway dreaming and on the verge of waking up, just concentrate on a dream and don't open your eyes! You may end up in a very vague dream with dark, black-and-white images, but it's still very cool! You can then change your dream however you wish, as many times as you wish. However, the second you open your eyes, the ride's over...
Anyway, 0064, your wish is granted. However, you only defeat the worst team, so--unfortunately--no one really cares.
Now for mine: I wish for a Bond Girl to magically appear at my front door.
I wish that I could mentally write essays and turn them in.
I wish I had the confidence of ten thousand men.
I wish we had transporter units...no more of these relentless commutes.
My wish: I wish a Bond Girl that wasn't married would show up at my doorstep.
Granted, she wants to sell you brownies!
I wish i could fly.
I can't win!! Still, I'd buy a box of brownies...
Anyway, granted--you can fly, but as soon as you reach a certain unspecified height, you immediately lose your flying ability just long enough to plummet straight into the ground... The height would be unspecified to keep things interesting.
My wish: I wish my wishes were uncorruptible.
I wish there was such thing as an uncorruptable wish and that it was mine.
I wish I knew everything in the world.
I wish I was a Power Point/Word/Excel/Project expert.
Granted, but repeated use of the software causes you to fall under Microsoft's secret brainwashing program that is built into so-called "Office" software. This causes you to become a shameless Microsoft supporter who gives all your money to Bill Gates, while unknowingly infecting those around you with your Word documents that are infected with subliminal messages... Microsoft is but one step closer to World Domination... Gasp! I've said too much!!
You all heard nothing... :v
Ahem... My wish: I wish I could find Metal Gear Solid for the PS1. It's been so hard for me to find an actually operational disc of it...
I wish I made more money.
I wish Science lessons weren't so boring.
P.S. Sly Fox: You have let out our secret! X-( For this you must suffer the severe and terrible circumstances. Let's just say you won't be talking again for a very long time. :v
I wish my laudry was done.
I wish I didn't look so naff in shirts.
Granted, you look absolutely fabulous in shirts, but very sloppy in pants.
I wish I could just program my TV remote to watch anything I want.
I wish my mom would let me bid on ebay again.
I wish MSN would stop playing up for me.
I wish I had short hair.
I wish, ah, I wish I believed in wishing wells.
I wish I knew the basic idea of how my life would go.