I wish I owned a movie theater that showed nothing but Bond and turned out a profit.
Granted, considering however that so few people end up seeing the individual films, you make an annual $1.00 profit!
I wish that I had the opportunity to do whatever University course I wanted.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, so you take "Underwater Basket Weaving" and make a nece little collection of Easter baskets for your family, which they politely tuck away in the hall closet.
I wish the hours for today lastes twice as long as usual.
Granted, so you take "Underwater Basket Weaving" and make a nece little collection of Easter baskets for your family, which they politely tuck away in the hall closet.
I wish the hours for today lastes twice as long as usual.
granted, but people would riot because they have to work today.
I wish there were four work days, one "Bond" day and the normal amount of weekends.
@ The Sly Fox: Granted, but the authorities nab you for piracy.
Blank DVDs do have legal uses... You know, things like data, home movies, frisbees, emergency mirrors, hubcap covers, that sort of thing... )
Anyway, 0064's wish is granted, however you see so much Bond, you begin to hallucinate--you start to see Sean Connery coming out of your television and walking to the kitchen. He comes back to tell you "Sorry old boy, but it looks like you're out of vodka..."
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Why oh why torture me so?! No one has left me a wish to corrupt! So I guess I'll just have to leave mine and someone had better corrupt it well. X-( :v
I wish there was a channelthat showed TOTP2 constantly (Top of the Pops 2).
Granted, you get them at 16 1/2....but years later you will look back upon your dental paraphanalia with fond memories and thank your lucky stars your folks had the money to straighten your teeth (I do)!!!
I wish I had an Australian Cattle Dog (like the one Mad Max had) they are so cute (I think my chow might get jealous though).
Granted, but I wish that the Mexicans had kept Texas, and things go as I say.
(Sorry, that was bad, her's a better answer, granted, but then the American army would have invaded Mexico only to be slaughtered, and then the British would invade America.)
I wish that the producers would show the preview of CR already!
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but you're Bond at the age of 80, you're senile, suffer from dementia and no longer have any money as you spent it all on women, gambling and booze, and so for a holiday, the nursing home is allowing you to have chocolate for dessert!!
I wish I was a brilliant stand-up comedian.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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Granted, but anyone who listens doesn't get it and takes offecne instead.
I wish I had more pocket money and could spend it whenever and on whatever I liked.
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I wish I could find my dishes in the boxes in my garage.
I wish I had a brand-new box of blank DVD+Rs.
Granted, but they're broken.
I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.
Looks like I beat you to it, mate!
Heh, I think I'll just answer both your wishes.
@ ieu2d: Granted, but you can't return to this thread.
@ The Sly Fox: Granted, but the authorities nab you for piracy.
I wish I could find a better way to spend my free time other than wasting it all on the interweb.
I wish I could decide which Bond movie to watch.
I wish this whole board could go to a private sneak preview of Casino Royale before it goes to the theaters. It would be fun.
I wish that I had the opportunity to do whatever University course I wanted.
I wish the hours for today lastes twice as long as usual.
granted, but people would riot because they have to work today.
I wish there were four work days, one "Bond" day and the normal amount of weekends.
Blank DVDs do have legal uses... You know, things like data, home movies, frisbees, emergency mirrors, hubcap covers, that sort of thing...
Anyway, 0064's wish is granted, however you see so much Bond, you begin to hallucinate--you start to see Sean Connery coming out of your television and walking to the kitchen. He comes back to tell you "Sorry old boy, but it looks like you're out of vodka..."
I wish there was a channelthat showed TOTP2 constantly (Top of the Pops 2).
I wish I didn't have to get braces at age 16!!!!
I wish I had an Australian Cattle Dog (like the one Mad Max had) they are so cute (I think my chow might get jealous though).
I wish I could lose this excess 10kgs overnight (and not have to wait 2 months) so I could enrol into the Police Force tomorrow.
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I wish I hadn't missed any and wouldn't miss any of the Life on Mars episodes.
I wish i aced all of my tests today.
I wish I was dead.
I wish that I didn't have to take Chemistry.
Whats up, Felix? Why are you so down? =(
I wish Davy Crockett had won the Alamo singlehandedly and America still got Texas.
(Sorry, that was bad, her's a better answer, granted, but then the American army would have invaded Mexico only to be slaughtered, and then the British would invade America.)
I wish that I could take double Calculus.
I wish that the producers would show the preview of CR already!
My turn, I wish I knew what it truly feels like to be Bond when on holiday, or not working at least. :v
I wish I was a brilliant stand-up comedian.
I wish I had more pocket money and could spend it whenever and on whatever I liked.
Oh I'm not - I just wanted to see if someone could corrupt it.
I wish the intenet was 3-D and you traveled through it.
Granted, you now have a bunch of internet stalkers after you.
I wish I could speak fluent Italian so that I could move to Italy.
I wish I could go and live in England for a year.