Corrupt A Wish!

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  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's as a homeless starving tramp.

    I wish I didn't have so much homework.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but that would go on your record and then you would recieve a bad job.

    I wish my copy of EoN would work.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but then it blows up your system.

    I wish my parents would shut up fighting!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then they stop talking to each other full stop.

    I wish that I had the ability to fall asleep the moment my head touched the pillow rather than having to wait up to an hour to fall asleep.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you never wake up.

    I wish we had a three day weekend.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you take it without permission and end up being fired by your boss.

    I wish that I ahd unlimited financial resources and enjoyed these resources.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's only for an hour and then you are forced to watch it being taken all away from you.

    I wish I wasn't wet.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, but then the neighbor's pool would look awfully good.

    I wish I didn't have to go see a stupid movie.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then the movie is so in-depth that you don't understand it.

    I wish I had a really good juicer.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then it brakes, and you have to use your old one.

    I wish I had wireless internet.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but then it all appears in Old High Gallifreyian and you're doomed. :v :))

    I wish I cud pull off an all nighter with my mates (where we tell our aprents we're going to a sleepover, but really just have fun in town and the streets all night).
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, but then you would wake up in the police station. :)

    I wish I could ....sing.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can only sing one song (If I had a Hammer) over and over and over and over again.

    I wish the desk my Handyman is building in my bedroom was done.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    I wish the desk my Handyman is building in my bedroom was done.
    Granted, but you hate it!!

    I wish my bedroom wasn't as cluttered.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, it isn't there at all!

    I wish I had a new England rugby top.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then it would wrip and you would be very unhappy.

    I wish that school started a 10:00 and still go tout at 3:00.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but school is now 7 days a week and you don't get any holidays!

    I wish that I didn't get into as many arguments with my mother.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but cus she's no longer there whatsoever and you're dad won't tell you where she's gone.

    I wish my piczo site would work!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, but it's taken away from you.

    I wish that I could drive.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you'd crash and die.

    I wish I could stop time.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then time would stop forever, an you would be unhappy.

    I wish I wasn't so lazy.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you go out clubbing every night and come back totally p*ss*d out of your mind.

    I wish my homework was done - and I don't care if it was bad!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the you would get bored and you would want to do your hw.

    I wish that pigs could fly.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now it's impossible to catch them so as to eat them. Now you can't eat pig!! (Personally, that won't affect me since I can't eat pig for religious reasons).

    I wish that more people would PM me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you would get a virus.

    I wish that I could fly an airplane.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you fly it into the ground.

    I wish that my brother would get married already so I can make a speech.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    This is payback for saying that Bond would be in a nursing home eating chocolate. You poor little thing, there's a spot in Satan's Lair of Convicted Bond felons waiting just for you.

    Yes, Granted, but your brother would marry your ex-girlfriend whom stole all of your clothes and threw them out into the front yard, and tossed out all of your old favourite baseball cards, and he is stuck with her constantly badmouthing him and you. AIN'T LIFE GRAND?

    Okay, I guess that makes it my turn. I wish I could still wear my silk suits from the '80's (you know them, the ones with the incredibly tight pants) and still look appropriate for a night on the town. (AND, for the one who thinks of putting weight into this, I am still the exact same size I was in 1985, not one pound heavier. Just more gray hairs.)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Jones wrote:
    This is payback for saying that Bond would be in a nursing home eating chocolate. You poor little thing, there's a spot in Satan's Lair of Convicted Bond felons waiting just for you.
    I guess revenge is a dish best served cold. ;)
    Jones wrote:
    Okay, I guess that makes it my turn. I wish I could still wear my silk suits from the '80's (you know them, the ones with the incredibly tight pants) and still look appropriate for a night on the town. (AND, for the one who thinks of putting weight into this, I am still the exact same size I was in 1985, not one pound heavier. Just more gray hairs.)
    Granted, but no girl agrees to go home with you due to your rather questionable fashion sense!

    I wish that I owned every album Queen ever released, including all of the greatest hits collections, and all these albums were in pristine condition.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • LilacLilac SW Illinois, USAPosts: 9MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they were the ones your ex-girlfriend chucked out into the driveway and ran over with her car while running off with your brother.

    I wish this rain would stop (I'm in Oregon, and there's a lake in my back yard).
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Well its sunny where I am.

    Granted, but then when it's 100 degree's, you'll wish it was raining.

    I wish I had mt drivers license.
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