Corrupt A Wish!

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted, but it's a fake off the street and you get arrested.

I wish I had super-strength/speed.

VampiressRN · February 2006

Granted, but your super-strength and speed make it difficult to find a decent date.

I wish I had just a couple of million dollars.

Dan Same · February 2006

Granted but it's New Zealand dollars and to make things worse, it's counterfeit.

I wish that I could be an extra in the next Scorsese/De Niro/Eastwood/Bond film.

asio · February 2006

Granted, but it's a high school film starring Darren Scorsese, Joseph De Niro, Madeline Eastwood and Hamish Bond, so only about 30 people will ever see it (and it gets an F for good measure!)

I wish I could come second place in a beauty contest and win $10.

FelixLeiter ♀ · February 2006

Granted, but it's a monkey beauty contest and the money comes in bananas.

I wish I had a bank account that had no money in, but I could still put money in and take it out.

Corrupt that then! :v

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0064 · February 2006

Granted, but the bank thinks youra terrorist and closes that account. (boo-yah fool, thouhgt I couldn't corrupt it.

I wish that I didn't have to wake up at 7:30 today.

VampiressRN · February 2006

Granted, but you have to wake up at 7:31....well at least you got an extra minute of sleep.

I wish there was a Bond movie on TV today.

0064 · February 2006

Granted, there are.

I wish that I could live in a James Bond museum.

Dan Same · February 2006

Grantedm you're one of the exhibits. Hey, how does it feel to be stuffed?

I wish that I was a master-criminal.

Jones · February 2006

I'm STILL PAYING YOU BACK.

Granted, but you get arrested while trying to steal the third Napoleon Diamond (sorry Napoleon Plural and Napoleon Dynamite), and then you sit the rest of your life in not a prison cell, but a movie theatre, confined to a chair with your eyelids taped to your head, and having to watch "Brokeback Mountain" over and OVER AGAIN!!!!

If that's not h*ll, what is!

Speaking of that, I wish that I would have seen The New World, and not dragged into Brokeback (don't y'all say a word, I'm SOuthern, not Mid-western!).:(|)

Lilac · February 2006

Granted, but it was the print of Brokeback that was mistakenly labelled New World at the distributors.

I wish I hadn't eaten all that lasagne at lunch. (Somebody toss me an Alka-seltzer!)

0064 · February 2006

Granted, but it was soo good, that you save it for dinner, but then your dog eats it.

I wish that I could find my friend in MySpace.

Vroomfondel · February 2006

Granted, but your friend has been murdered and his/her Myspace account taken over by a stalker (and you don't know it).

I wish that people would check their e-mail more frequently.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted, but they never recieve anything.

UI wish the DVD set to 1st season KNOTS LANDING would come out right now and not MArch 28th!!! I can't wait!!!

0064 · February 2006

Granted, but it is pirated.

I wish that I had one day of school off this week.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted - No Sunday School.

I wish I was never wrong!

Dan Same · February 2006

Granted, but people get so sick and tired of you being right all the time that they stop being friends with you and you end up an old and bitter man.

I wish that I had real US $100, 000,000 and that I live longe enough to enjoy this money, and to make it harder for this wish to be corrupted (

) I will give the potential wish corruptor $10, 000,000 but only if nothing happens to me or my wish!

Jones · February 2006

Granted, but then it is tied up in all different IRA's and you cannot touch it untilthe date in which you retire. That means that you must spend it all after retirement, which means that I predict that you will live approximately 285 years, and then die of bone malnutrition. So, I BETTER GET MY MONEY!!!!{[]

I wish that I could meet Sean Connery.

FelixLeiter ♀ · February 2006

Granted but its at his funeral.

I wish I could play better guitar.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted but it's because Jimmy Hendrix is inhabiting you're body and throws you out.

500 Posts!!! Yay!!!

I wish this thread will get 1,000,000 posts!

Vroomfondel · February 2006

Granted but the topic is instantly deleted and all memory of it is erased from the posters' minds, ensuring that you never know that it reaches 1,000,000 posts.

I wish that I didn't have detention on Friday.

0064 · February 2006

Granted, but then you have it on Saturday.

I wish that I didn't have Saturday detention.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted, you have detention on Saturday.

I wish I could think of a clever Jr. High Graduation speech.

0064 · February 2006

Granted, but only you think its clever.

I wish that I didn't have so many decisions to make.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted, all your liberties are revoked and you libve in Communist China.

I wish Communism in China would die.

0064 · February 2006

Granted, it is quickly becoming a capitolist nation.

I wish that Communism would have worked and no one would be starving.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted, but it is overthrown by Capitolism (again). =P

I wish for 2 million dollars in pennies!

0064 · February 2006

Granted, but a ship is bringing them to you and it sinks.

I wish that I knew 48 languages.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · February 2006

Granted, but they're all prehistoric jibberish.

I wish I had a hot, smart, and nice girlfriend.

FelixLeiter ♀ · February 2006

Granted but she's Dutch and doesn't speak a word of English.

I wish my mom would disappear for a week.

Corrupt A Wish!

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