Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, your hot, nice, smart, non-english speaking Dutch mother spends the week with me =D

    I wish for universal peace (this includes aliens who were gonna take us over :P)
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it doesn't last for long.

    I wish that I knew everything for my drivers test on Friday.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you forget it by Friday.

    I wish a missing Doctor Who episode would be found, returned to the BBC fully intact and playable, then would be shown to the public and I wouldn't miss it.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you absolutely hate it.

    I wish I could walk into a bar (any bar) and any girl that I asked would agree to go out with me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    I don't know rightly how to corrupt that one, but let us say that you have bad taste in women, and prefer only the bar ****s.;%

    I wish that I could eat at the deli beside the university I teach at for free(breakfast burritos.....hhhhmmmmmmmmmm)
  • VroomfondelVroomfondel Posts: 18MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the deli then is bought out by a large corporation before your first free meal and the new company doesn't let you eat for free.

    I wish that my buds were on AIM right now.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then too many people wouldbe on the server and you wouldn't be able to talk.

    I wish that I had AIM.
  • hitch450hitch450 Posts: 6MI6 Agent
    Granted. But it would put a horrible virus on your computer and cause it to totally crash and die.

    I wish that I could help work on a new Bond movie.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then it would be so bad that someone would hang you.

    I wish that I could build sets like Ken Adams.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they're out of style.

    I wish people would learn to appreciate the Presidency of John Adams & John Quincy Adams.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, but in 2008, an extremely large bunch of independent voters who saw your post but don't know who he is decide to vote for this John Adams. He is then elected, but he turns out to be a guy who knows nothing about politics, but far worse... He hates Bond!! :o

    By the way, I do know my history of past American Presidents, no need to worry. :)

    My wish: I wish to win $10000000000000000000000000 out of the lottery. :D
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it burns in a mysterious inferno, and if it's coins (any of it) the coin(s) melt away.

    I wish that I could star as Bob in a theatrical version of "What About Bob?". (I am, after all, a Bob myself).
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the show is canceled after two weeks.

    I wish that I owned the documentaries about WW2.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but none of the, will play.

    I wish I didn't have a cold. :(
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now you have a stomach ache! :(

    I wish that I could literally control time.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you pause time but you can never get it to restart. You're friends and family are standing right infront of you, but not a single one of them can hear or see you. Not a single person at all can and you eventually get driven insane and die a lonely slow and painful death of some kind or other. :D Aren't I great at brightening your day. :D

    I wish I could remember some more simple cords on my guitar.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    Granted, you pause time but you can never get it to restart. You're friends and family are standing right infront of you, but not a single one of them can hear or see you. Not a single person at all can and you eventually get driven insane and die a lonely slow and painful death of some kind or other. :D Aren't I great at brightening your day. :D.
    You are indeed. :D Now, please stop it and at least allow me the pleasure of one uncorrupted wish! ;)
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    I wish I could remember some more simple cords on my guitar.
    Granted, but you ack the ability to put them together to make a song!

    I wish that I knew everything there was to know about James Bond, and I did NOT lose this knowledge in any way, shape or form.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you know nothing about anything else.

    I wish that I didn't feel so bad right now. :(
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Cheer up! :D In order to corrupt your wish, I will say that you never feel bad ever again and as a result you are unable to experience happiness. (As you have nothing to compare it to).

    I wish that I never felt tired, regardless of how few hours I slept.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you're wide awake all the time but because you're never tired and never sleep, you have no energy and up dying a horrible hideous death in some form or another. :D It's late and if that's not good enough for you then tough luck! X-( :))

    I wish our neibors dog would die and it wouldn't be my fault and I wouldn't get the blame.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted,but then they get 2.

    I wish that Today was my b-day.
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one, not even your partents, remebers.

    I wish I could see Scottland, one of my lands of anscestry. :D
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but it's because you're going to a relatives funeral there.

    I wish I was perfectly healthy at the moment and felt it too.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the moment has passed and you're back to feeling unwell!

    I wish that people would stop with these wishes about their health. ;)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, we start wishing for your bad health. :D

    I wish I would win all the Beatles items I'm bidding on on ebay - and I don't care if I lose the rest!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you never ever win anither e-bay bid.

    I wish that everyone could never, ever corrupt my next two wishes.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    <FL007...I am calling out the hounds on you. :o >

    OK...you're next 2 wishes are not corrupted....but they are not granted.

    I wish I could get a private business set up that would help with my taxes and support my desire to travel.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it gets closed down within 24 hours of set up because of some reason or other. :D

    I wish my hair was straight.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    Granted, but it gets closed down within 24 hours of set up because of some reason or other. :D

    I wish my hair was straight.
    Granted but it's pink!

    I wish that I never had to get up earlier than 10:00 am.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you lose your job.

    I wish my Chem. test wasn't tomoorow.
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