Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, it was yesterday!

    I wish that Q would make a really cool gadget for me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, he makes it for you, but then gives it to Bond. :D

    I wish I would never lose anything and always win/
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, but one of the things you never 'lose' is your virginity!

    I wish that I could committ the 'perfect crime' and not get caught.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted, but one of the things you never 'lose' is your virginity!

    I wish that I could committ the 'perfect crime' and not get caught.

    Granted, dear Danny, but instead of getting caught, you feel severe guilt over the issue of robbing the national bank of Australia, and decide to give every bit of money to the Save-The-Males fund, and are completely back where you started!:v

    I wish everyone would stop posting that same thing, because I foil everyones crime.:007)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then we post something else and we post it again and again and again etc...

    I wish that my Football team would win this year's Premiership (I'm talking specifically about Australian Rules)
    Jones wrote:
    Granted, dear Danny
    BTW, Please don't call me Danny. :)
    I don't mind if you call me Dan, Dan Same or DS, but please not Danny (or Mr Same). Thanks.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Kiddin' with ya, Dan-man.

    Ganted, the team does win, but then the sport is outlawed by national law, due to some unknown reason, and you are stuck watching a blank TV screen.

    And finally, this is my last wish, I hope it is not corupted. I wish I was not leaving this forum. Goodbye to all.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you never leave and end up getting driven insane!
    BTW - are you seriously leaving?

    I wish I was tired and could go to sleep and be able to wake up.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you have too much on your mind to be able to do that.


    I wish, someone would reply to this post :p
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then I get mad at you. X-(

    I wish that I didn't have a workbook due Friday.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you still have time left.


    I wish I had a girlfriend... (I should start a separate thread on this statement entirely...)
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    (Yes, call it girlfriend talks)

    Granted, but then I steal her from you.

    I wish that I had money for our prom.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you get robbed and the money is lost!

    I wish that I could come up with a perfect wish that is completely uncorruptible.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    (Yes, call it girlfriend talks)

    How about gurlfriend/boyfriend talks?

    Granted Dan, but you edit the wish. :D

    I wish my mom would chill about my bidding on ebay.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you never win again.

    I wish that I owned a mine in Peru.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted but it collapss and you get sued.

    I wish the girl I dropped a message (whom I haven't seen in 4 years!) will answer (kindly, preferably).
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but she sends along a virus.

    I wish that I could have my own town.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted: Welcome to Weinersville

    I wish the girl I mentioned earleir would rememvber me better (she responded!!!)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted but she then reveals that she's gay and she thought you were a girl!

    I wish that I could win the Nobel peace prize.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    Granted, you never leave and end up getting driven insane!
    BTW - are you seriously leaving?

    I wish I was tired and could go to sleep and be able to wake up.

    Yes, I am leaving. I'm sorry to all, no hard feelings. Sorry Felix.

    Jones
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you oversleep.

    I wish that I could run a mile in 5 min.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you test positive for steroids.

    I wish I were naturally and organically muscular (herbs not drugs).
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    I wish I was Diavolo...before he dies.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, how does the 4 seconds of white hot steam feel? (You said beofre, so right before).

    I wsih I could never scare anyone again.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    oops, some of my post was deleted, let me corrupt your 2 wishes.
    Granted, but then you strain your back.

    Granted, but then everyone scares you.

    I wish that I owned everything that Diavolo owned.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it all breaks

    I wish that I owned a dragon
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

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  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it burns you with its breath until you die.

    I wish this tenth grader I think it hot walked up to me and made out with me.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then her boyfriend comes up to you and beats you up. (What is with you Night, alot of GF's??? ;%)

    I wish that everyone in the world was happy.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but we run out of 'Jamaican Manjo' and get angry again.

    I wish people would respond to me faster when I contact them.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Nikolai_Diavolo 05 wrote:
    Granted, but we run out of 'Jamaican Manjo' and get angry again.

    I wish people would respond to me faster when I contact them.
    Granted, but they only respond to tell you to go to hell!

    I wish I could win the Nobel Peace Prize.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you die before you can recieve it.

    I wish I had every copy of DWM (Doctor Who Magazine) ever.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
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