Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then they all get stolen! By me!! :D

    I wish that everybody's favorite Bond film was GF.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then everyone likes CR after it comes out. Except you.

    I wish that I wasn't in school.
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you're at the bottom of the ocean weighed bown by 2 5-lb. bowling balls and can't break free.

    I wish I had $500,000,000 worth of gold bars and they couldn't in any way, shape, or ofrm, be stonel, damaged, irradiated, or otherwise harmed/taken away from me.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you and your gold are eaten by a shark.

    I wish that mom wasn't watching OPRAH so loudly
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

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  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then Oprah talks to Craig and you don't think to go down stairs.

    I wish I didn't get a D on my science test.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted. It's an F.

    I wish all the mesages I got weren't deleted! :(
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then no one sends you anymore.

    I wish that I could go to whatever college I want.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, but you end up flunking anyway!

    I wsh that I was less fussy when it came to food.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then someone poisons your food.

    I wish I had some good Chinese right now.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted but it's poisoned. :D

    I wish I could have some fried bread - that wasn't poisoned and couldn't harm me in any way whatsoever. :D
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's no good!

    I wish that I was taller.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, your 7'8" and you can't drive in any cars.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Your wish? ?:)
    Oh well - I get a freebee! :D

    I wish I could juggle with 3 anythings.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are chainsaws, and you miss one. :D

    I wish that I knew how to make a website.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    granted, but no one goes there

    I wish that my room was clean
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then your parents send you to boarding school and rent out your room!

    I wish that every time I corrupted a wish (my favorite part of this thread :p ) I didn't have to make a wish myself.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, you hire a washed up comedian who makes wishes so dumb we shun you. :p

    I wish I could do the robot perfectly (I don't want to forever do the robot, I don't want to be a robot, just do it on command).
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you're commanded to do it every 10 seconds.

    I wish I wasn't so bored. I'm beginning to run out of wishes here! :))
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • TraceyVTraceyV Posts: 29MI6 Agent
    Granted but you are now hyper with excitement that you feel sick!

    I wish I was a Bond Girl?
  • General_OurumovGeneral_Ourumov United KingdomPosts: 861MI6 Agent
    TraceyV wrote:
    I wish I was a Bond Girl?

    Granted, but accepting the part ruins your career.

    I wish nobody would corrupt this wish!
  • TraceyVTraceyV Posts: 29MI6 Agent
    Wish granted - but I lied!


    I wish I was a blonde
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but everyone treats you worse.

    I wish that I could live in Engalnd for a year.
  • General_OurumovGeneral_Ourumov United KingdomPosts: 861MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that I could live in Engalnd for a year.

    Granted, but everything costs way too much over here and the weather... well.. it's infamous!

    I wish I could meet... erm... Harold Pinter!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he hates you.

    I wish that I could answer my own posts.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's because you're the only person who will.

    I wish for a million ducks (you read that right)!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, but an epidemic kills all of them.

    I wish tomorrow was tuesday.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you died the day before.

    I wish for a 12 inch pianist to serenade me in boring moments (You read THAT right too! :)) )
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then he grows and he's not 12in.

    I wish that I could play drums better.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are recruited by a big band and before you could live like a rock star you die of a drug overdose.

    FREE WISH FOR GRABS! Lol.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    I wish that I had an income of $250,000 or more.
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