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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the government introduces a new tax regime where people earning $250,000 or more get taxed 100%!

    I wish that I had more self-confidence.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted, but the government introduces a new tax regime where people earning $250,000 or more get taxed 100%!

    I wish that I had more self-confidence.

    Granted, but your now so full of yourself that you loose all your respect.

    I wish I was invincible.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but when the rest of the world gets wiped out you are bored and alone for the rest of eternity. :D

    I wish I had Sky+
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you are sent to the hospital and then you get really sick so everyone leaves you in confinement and brings you nothing.

    I wish that I had a pool of pihranas like Blofeld.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    I wish I had Sky+

    Granted, but you then find out that any Doctor Who they may have been airing before has now been replaced by...

    The Teletubbies!!! :O :O :O ;)

    Edit: I just looked it up, and I realize that Sky+ is not a channel as I originally thought, but rather like a TiVo box... Oh well, I'll just leave this little note up as a disclaimer... :s 8-)

    My wish: I wish that all movies were cinematic masterpieces.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Wow, two errors in one... I'll just leave it and post a response to 0064's wish. The wish from my previous post I will leave up as the next wish. :)
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that I had a pool of pihranas like Blofeld.

    Granted... As soon as you get them, you press the wrong button and down you go, to face your own beloved monsters... :o

    My wish (from before, just here again for convenience): I wish all movies were cinematic masterpieces.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    You still almost gave me a heart attack Sly. ;) :))

    Your wish is granted, but the world is all too dum to appreciate them.

    I wish there was a channel that showed a classic programme non stop 24 7.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • TraceyVTraceyV Posts: 29MI6 Agent
    granted... but its not in your language

    I wish I could fly
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you crash.

    I wish that there was some way to win this game.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but I win.

    I wish, that, well, I guess I'll just have to wish...
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it doesn't come true.

    I wish that I knew what was coming in life.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you might not like what you see.


    I wish I could live in my fantasy world
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your a slave.

    I wish I were the president of the US.
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you turn into the new George Bush.

    I wish I was Prime Minister of the UK.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    (NO I AM NOT BUSH!!!)

    Granted, but your impeached.

    I wish that I didn't have a rash on my face.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, You have a rash on every other part of your body, including those you can't reach.

    I wish I were both the Prime Minister of the UK, The President of the US, and beloved by everyone, and never assassinated! :p
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you don't actually rule, your just a figurehead.

    I wish that I owned my own mountain base.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the money you get for it comes from extortion and murder, and so a certain agent named James Bond is sent to capture you and he ends up killing you by lighting you on fire and then feeding you to a shark! (Do you like the way I merged LTK and LALD together? ;) )

    I wish that unlike the saying 'too much to do, too little time to do it,' I actually had just enough time to do everything I needed to do.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    Granted, but since you have just enough time to get everything done, you actually do get everything done... This causes you to have absolutely no time for yourself. Therefore, you are a slave... In a prison for your mind that you---wait a minute... Never mind, I've just gone Matrix on you all... :))

    By the way, that was quite ingenious, your mixture of LALD and LTK! :D

    My wish: I wish I could take the Autobahn to work every day!! :D B-)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    The Sly Fox wrote:
    Granted, but since you have just enough time to get everything done, you actually do get everything done... This causes you to have absolutely no time for yourself. Therefore, you are a slave... In a prison for your mind that you---wait a minute... Never mind, I've just gone Matrix on you all... :))

    By the way, that was quite ingenious, your mixture of LALD and LTK! :D
    Thanks. :)
    The Sly Fox wrote:
    My wish: I wish I could take the Autobahn to work every day!! :D B-)
    Granted, you take it to work every day but this includes weekends.
    I wish that by the time I die I would have posted more than 20,000 times on this site.
    (Keep in mind that I'm 23 years old, this is my 759th post and I've only been a member since 31/05/2005)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • TraceyVTraceyV Posts: 29MI6 Agent
    Granted but a hacker comes on and deletes everything and everyone on the board so no one remembers you

    I wish Harry Potter (the whole world and stuff)was real and that I went to Hogwarts
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but you get expelled.

    I wish I would wake up tomorrow in 1973 :D and that I wasn't imprisoned, harmed in any way, a tramp, and I don't care if I couldn't get back, because according to the BBC's site test, I could survive. :D
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • TraceyVTraceyV Posts: 29MI6 Agent
    Granted but the wish goes wrong and you get taken back to 1773 and you die of plague
    (sorry you life on mars fan)


    I wish that James Bond and me fell in love and we got married (and don't give me the whole tracey crap and I die and all)
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he has countless affairs (he IS James Bond! He NEEDS to sleep w/ women!)

    I wish I didn't have to sift thru the dictionary for my homework.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, you have to sift through seven different editions.

    I wish that I didn't have a math test tomorrow.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you have a pop quiz in english, history, science, and must run a mile in PE.

    I wish I were taller. Just about right like 6'2.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, bu being taller gives you a terrible back problem.!

    I wish that I could have seen Michael Jordan play live.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, but he and his team lost to the Sixers!!!! :D :D :D :D :D (I'm a Philadelphian. :D )

    I wish I could be in a Bond movie, as a Mafia Don (sp?) villian and make $5,000,000 that could not be taxed, stolen, or otherwise removed from my possession w/o my consent.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but as this is a Bond movie, Bond wins and kills you in the end anyway. :D

    I wish I had a Blue Peter badge. :)
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you lose it,

    I wish I wasn't sick.
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