Corrupt A Wish!

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  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you can't spend time with the hot nurse in the hospital...

    I wish no one could corrupt my wishes
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, this post is closed forever.

    I wish that my deepest wish wouldcome true.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it goes horribly wrong.

    I wish I had free time whenever I wanted.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your bored all the time.

    I wish that my love would come flying to me.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, she's a bird!

    I wish everybody life-long perfect health, except for the person who attempts to corrupt this wish!!!! (I'm so evil!!)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then I'm the only one with Life long health.

    I wish I could be at school right now.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you can never leave school. Ever!!!

    I wish that I won't have any Uni classes before 10:00 in the morning. (I get my timetable tomorrow).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    (good luck.) Granted, you are thrown out of the college.

    Free wish.
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    I wish I had a Rolex Submariner 5513.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it breaks.

    I wish I had a million $ and a fake passport.
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you get busted when trying to use the fake passport, because the guy on it is wanted for murder, and all your money is taken away.

    I wish I had a Lotus Esprit exactly like the one in TSWLM.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but as it's the same age as the Lotus in TSWLM, it's therefore old and doesn't run anymore.

    I wish that celebrities such as Madonna, Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore would leave Kabbalah alone and go back to Scientology.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but scientology sucks*


    I wish some of my wishes could come true


    *I had to have something to fill the requirement. This post is not intended to offend any scientologists anywhere.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    DAWUSS wrote:
    Granted, but scientology sucks*


    I wish some of my wishes could come true


    *I had to have something to fill the requirement. This post is not intended to offend any scientologists anywhere.
    Granted but they come true the wrong way.

    I wish I owned the Aston Martin DB5 from GF.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it then blows up in your face.

    I wish my mouse would work and my computer would be fully functioning forever more!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you'd be on AJB all day while life passes you by


    I wish my high school basketball team would win its third consecutive state championship
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, but they lose all the other games after that.

    I wish I could meet and get the autograph of every redneck comedian and they wouldn't be against me and any way and the autographs would never come out of my possession by any circumstances (including destruction of any kind).
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, you pass away.

    I wish that I could have friends over tomorrow.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they're terrible.

    I wish for the ability to sleep and wake up whenever i want.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    (That would be cool ;) )

    Granted, but you accidentalyy say 344 years instead of minutes.

    I wish that my jaw wasn't stiff.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted: It's wired shut! I wish I'd get an A on my report, and it wouldn't get destroyed or thought of as plagiarism or anything.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the A sets up such impossibly high expectations that you become depressed, stop doing any more work and end up failing all of your classes!

    I wish that I could date Halle Berry.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but she's cheating on you.

    I wish my homework was done and I don't care if it was bad!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    Granted but she's cheating on you.
    As long as I'm dating Halle, that's fine with me! ;)
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    I wish my homework was done and I don't care if it was bad!
    Granted, but then you lose it!

    I wish that I could speak more one language fluently.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is gibberish, and not well known throughout the world.

    I wish I could hear Craig say "Bond....James Bond".
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2006
    Granted, but you hate the way he says it!

    I wish that I was fully up to date with Lost (I'm still only half-way through the first season :().
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you don't like it as much.

    I wish that my laptop had wireless.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but there's no wires inside either. It's been stripped.

    I wish I could sing perfectly and everybody loved it and cheered it on.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you get a fever for life and strept throat as well.

    I wish that I were a healthy Kamal Khan.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you're only healthy because you make the wise decision to stay out of crime and so have absolutely no money whatsoever. But hey, at least you have your health! :D

    I wish that I could have seen every Bond film at the cinemas. (I'm 23 and I've only seen the Brosnan films at the cinemas).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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