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  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you'd have hated them all.

    I wish I had night vision.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, your a cat.

    I wish I owned a big warehouse.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you have no use for it whatsoever.

    I wish that I owned a brand new Ferrari.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted, but it explodes, and has no insurance, and you can't afford a new one or come into possession of a new one in any way.

    I wish I could visit the Colissium (sp?) in Rome without it breaking down on me, without me forgetting what it's like ever, and without dying withing 50 years of my doing so.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, you're just flat otu disappointed.

    I wish more people would concentrate not only on Richard Nixons bad points, but his good points (like his China Policy, and the ending of the Vietnam draft + Vietnam).
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but after looking at the rather meafer list of what he did, they dislike him more.

    I wish that the world was free of pandemics.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but millions of people are out of a job and they all blame you.

    I wish for a compromise between privacy supporters and intelligence communities that met halfway.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    This is a tough one. Granted, but then in 50 years when their treaty expires they all go to war and end the world.

    I wish that everyone got along.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but in 50 years the treaties expire and they all kill eachother! LOL!

    I wish people would break into musical numbers like in the movies. Like Chicago... Or Grease... ands of course I live healthfully to see it and never get annoyed.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but while you may not get annoyed, other people do and they kill these people who break into musical numbers.

    I wish that people would stop criticising Pearce Brosnan.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted they criticise everyone else who ever has and does play Bond.

    I wish my Dad would get a frigin' job!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, he gets a job as a male prostitute for transsexual clients!

    I wish that my mother would be happy with her life.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted, but then she dies.

    I wish my mates and my Internet was working.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your power is out.

    I wish that I had a basement to create a Bond club in.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but nobody turns up. Oh, and you end up asking your siblings to join, get labelled a geek and never get the chance to date a girl!

    I wish that it wasn't so hot here in Melbourne.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you're found literally frozen to death.

    I wish I would win the new CBBC's Doctor Who competition.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the prize sucks

    I wish I could be happy
  • C_WalkenC_Walken Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    granted, but everyone hates you and your happiness only lasts for 30 seconds

    i wish i could lose 20lbs in a day
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, you lose 20 pounds everyday, and soon you shrivel away.


    i wish that my next wish came true.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's to eat anything you want, and you want to eat people!

    I wish I could come up with the ultimate quiz!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one likes it.

    I wish that I could know everything about the gangsters of the 20's and 30's.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, one comes to the future and kills you.

    I wish I had more printing paper.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now you have more than you can handle...


    I wish this thread would finally just get old...
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but then you die or boredom.

    I wish I could send 'Imagine' to my new friend in Peru.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    granted, but it only works for a day.

    free wish!

    ~Pen -{
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but I don't use


    I wish the e-mail I'm expecting would arrive (even though it may not be what I want to hear... but hey)
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is suspected of having a virus and is deleted before you can read it.

    I wish everyone appreciates the new quiz I put up on my other site!
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they're appreciated but not liked. :D

    I wish I spoke fluent Spanish as well as English.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Otorgado pero la mayoría de nosotros puede no undertand que usted anuncia ahora.

    I wish that I could find all my Bond movies in my moving boxes in the garage. I am having to wait for whenever the TV channels decide to show them. :#
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, they are all broken.

    I wish that A Boond movie was on right now.
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