Corrupt A Wish!

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  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    Granted, it's DAD.

    I wish I had a better attention span.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, but you are in a trance all of the time.

    I wish that I owned YOLT special edition DVD.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted but it gets stolen, by me!!

    I wish that telemarketers would stop ringing me in the eveing.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, they ring you in the middle of the night.

    I wish nobody was mad at me.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, you don't know anybody.

    I wish that I literally owned a money tree.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the money is an outer space currency that is useless here on Earth and you can't get to the planet in any way.

    I wish that I could never be injured ever again for the rest of my life and that I'd live 90 more years.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, however, with your good health, you are drafted and shipped off to fight in WWIII And WWIV.

    I wish Theodore Roosevelt would come back and run things as wel as he used to.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted, but when he steps down after 8 years, Jeb Bush becomes presiden and undoes everything Roosevelt did, thus wrecking the country.

    I wish that Brokeback Mountain, and not Crash, had won Best Picture, and that Crash had won zero oscars.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you died last month and so don't know.

    I wish I could grow up to be a rockstar in a band with my mates.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but Rock & Roll is now out of style

    I wish I was on Spring Break right now
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted, but then your teacher informs you that she forgot to hand out an important assignment and so, in order to avoid failing your year, you have to do the assignment whilst on Spring Break!

    I wish that the next person on this thread makes an incorruptible wish.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you know someone knows how to ruin my fun...


    I wish I could get a hot girlfriend who's completely healthy and normal
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but she whines all the time, is mean, and physically abusive.

    Free wish!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    I wish that I could speak German.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted, but you don't know any German speakers and do not have the financial resources to travel to Germany so knowing German is of no use.

    I wish that I understood what my Public Policy Making Lecturer was talking about.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • TraceyVTraceyV Posts: 29MI6 Agent
    Granted but its so damn boring that you fall asleep and in turn fail your examination

    I wish I had some cake
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted - it's poisoned. :D

    I wish my hair was permanently straight.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then it falls out!

    I wish that the earth WAS flat (don't ask me why).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    But then you'd be thought of as someone who thinks narrow-mindedly.

    I wish Jenny Flex could be real.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but only in your eyes.

    I wish that there were such things as teleporters.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you're only halfway on when it goes off.

    I wish my pics would work.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but they work so well that everybody start copying them!

    I wish that I could score a huge triple-century in the deciding 5th Test in the Ashes at Lord's.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your caught cheating. (Can that even happen. This topic was flailing and I gave it my best shot.)

    I wish that I knew everything about Bond.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted, but then the producers release a new film, which you're yet to see, and you're back to not knowing everything about Bond.

    I wish that this thread was more popular.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it becomes mayhem.

    I wish that I had a 007 website.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but nobody logs onto it.

    I wish that I had the self-discipline to be in bed by midnight on uni nights.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but you always wake up late.

    I wish I hadn't been awake dead late last night.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but in your sleep, someone kills you.

    I wish that I could have $1 million.
  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's play money


    I wish i could be on a game show
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you don't win anything.

    I wish that I owned my own island.
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