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  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, you run out of money and you can't get home.

    I wish that I had Socom 3.
  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    Granted but when you open it up you find the disc to be cracked


    i wish i had a cat
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, it hates you.

    I wish that I owned a Chocolate factory
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one would by your chocolate.

    I wish that Spring Break would come quicker!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it goes by quiclkly too.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    I wish my mate could sleepover next Friday night, then leave Saturday afternoon.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you never see her again.

    I wish my speech is amazing and everyone loves it and nothing happens before, during, or after I read it.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you don't like it.

    I wish that I had my own internet connection.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the powers cut.

    I wish I could video or record every moment I spend with my grandparents to keep forever and ever and nothing would ever happen to it because it was so special.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are tormented because you watch the videos and wish you had done something else with them.

    I wish that all of the wishes posted here would come true and that no one would die or be hurt.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then EVERYONE would love AVTAK. ;)

    I wish that more people liked "Who's the Boss".
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but even more don't.

    I wish I had an allowance.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's in euros and you can't exchange it.

    I wish my brother was never born and I was as I originally was.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    I wish my brother was never born and I was as I originally was.

    Granted, but you get a sister instead!

    I wish that I knew what to do for my 1000th post (this is my 980th post).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Granted but you'll accidentally post it without realizing it and it will be meaningless (mine will be about AVTAK)

    I wish that we could use polls in our posts!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but nobody bothers to answer any of the polls that you post, and if they do, you hate the results!

    I wish that I knew what the meaing of life was, and it wasn't 42!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Granted but it turns out the meaning of life is AVTAK.

    I wish everyone would finally accept LTK is a bad film.
  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    Granted but Avtak goes down with it

    I wish i had the Top Gun DVD
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it doesn't work.

    I wish the term papaer I'm writing receives an A.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's an A-

    I wish that "Reign of Fire" was a better movie.
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    edited March 2006
    Granted, it is. And you will never know because you will never get to see it again.:o

    I wish that I had some of that poisonede Chinese that somebody was talking about pages back. I read and caught up after I came back. Poo-poo platters, MMM MMM Good! (Save me some poo-poo! :|))

    And to all, Jones is back from his time out in the cold, and feeling better than ever. Dman, it's good to be home....:007) Chhers, to my return. {[]
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you don'tlike it.

    I wish there was a manual for trouble spots in life.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you lost it right after you purchased it.

    I wish it wasn't so cold!
  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    Granted but it becomes too hot

    I wish my family liked James Bond
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you come to dislike it.

    I wish that the world could be one.
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, it is, but The World Is Not Enough.

    I wish Brosnan was Bond again for CR. :(
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, Craig is the Bond girl.

    I wish that my copy of MERCENARIES was working.
  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    Granted but something else stops working

    I wish I had a pepsi
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's flat.

    I wish I wasn't ill. :(
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    JennyFlexFan wrote:
    Granted but it turns out the meaning of life is AVTAK.
    Considering GE is your favorite film, shouldn't the meaning of life be GE? ;)
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    I wish I wasn't ill. :(
    Granted, you're dead! (sorry, couldn't resist :p )

    I wish that the upcoming De Niro film The Good Shepherd is as good as I hope it would be.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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