Corrupt A Wish!

0064 · March 2006

Oh yeah.

I wish that Farcry was made for PS2.

FelixLeiter ♀ · April 2006

Granted but it's different and sucks.

I wish I hadn't read all of my Doctor Who Magazine already.

0064 · April 2006

Granted, you don't own them yet. (You really like Dr. Who don't you? Never even seen the show.)

I wish that I had an XBOX360

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · April 2006

Granted but the insides are gone.

I wish I could come up with a hilarious video and put it on myspace.

0064 · April 2006

Granted, but then it is taken down.

I wish that I had a working PS3.

bobfagent 004 · April 2006

Granted but it only works for a fraction of a second before crashing beyond repair.

I wish I could entertain people in comedy movies and plays for the rest of my life and get paid big universal money for it, that couldn't be taken from me in any way w/o my permission.

FelixLeiter ♀ · April 2006

Granted, but you can't ever spend any of this money.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many pancakes.

(And yes 0064, I really do like it.

I've just watched the trailer at the site and now I'm getting really excited as it gets closer and closer to the second series.

)

bobfagent 004 · April 2006

Granted, you've eaten no pancakes whatsoever because your mouth is sown shut and cant be opened. You starve to death.

I wish I was in Chicago right now so that I could see WrestleMania live and in person, get the wrestlers' autographs, and come home without dying or losing anything I had gained there.

0064 · April 2006

Heh, you get beat up by one of the wrestlers and you are paralyzed, but not dead.

I wish that I had $30 million.

bobfagent 004 · April 2006

Granted, but you spend most of it on curing me of my paralysis!!!

Free Wish!

0064 · April 2006

I wish there were no diseases and that overpopulation wasn't a problem.

FelixLeiter ♀ · April 2006

Granted but it's becasue there are no people whatsoever existing and the end of the world has come. I don't think we've had that one before.

I wish my TV worked!

0064 · April 2006

Granted, cable is out.

I wish that I didn't have a chem test on friday..

bobfagent 004 · April 2006

Granted, you have it tommorrow, and as you tried to cram too much information into your head studying for it, your head explodes from the overload.

I wish I never had any tests whatsoever, anymore!

0064 · April 2006

Granted, you just dropped out of school without a job.

I wish that I could find somewhere cool to work...

FelixLeiter ♀ · April 2006

Granted, your stuck at the North Pole in your boxers.

I wish I had or at least knew some more Chuck Berry music.

DAWUSS · April 2006

Granted, but you fail to use Google to your advantage. Plus, your headphones break, meaning you can't listen to them anyway.

I wish I had something to do right now...

0064 · April 2006

Granted, you are running from aliens...

I wish that tomrrow was saturday/\

Jones · April 2006

Granted, but then your mother has you do yard work, and then after five and a half hours of picking weeds and planting flowers, and your alergies are bothering you because of all of the stupid weeds and the flotsam and jetsam, then you have to get a tape measure and arrange the rakes by size, smallest to largest in the shed, while having to listen to your mother's new Michael Bolton album blairing from inside the ktichen, while attempting to figure out the height of the rakes, and then after successfully completing the raking detail, you must go inside, wash up, and then help the family make dinner, in which it is that same Chinese food, that by the way, I still want someone to send me because I am starving to death without the poo poo platter, and with tha,t you must spend all day watching a bag of instant rice cook, knowing that you are not wanting the Chinese food, but you won't send it UPS to me, and then you must sit down with the family, with siblings bothering you saying that you are not Bond, James Bond, all the while when you could have gone out with your buds and grabbed some pizza from the local jive hut, but instead you get to be forced to do all of this, all because you didn't send me the Chinese food.

Anybody up for Chinese? {Jones says in his Lil'John voice "YYYYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!}
:v :v :v :v

|)

As you can tell, I am bored to SH** at work. Okay, I don't want Chinese any more, because I just had some for lunch, so, I wish I had a cup of Colombian coffee and no generics, made black with one sugar.

Hey, sorry 0064!

0064 · April 2006

Hey that is fine.

As for the coffeee part granted, but it is poisened.

*FREE WISH*

VampiressRN · April 2006

Free wish granted 0064 (have fun).

I wish the rainy season was over in California....we are water-logged.

0064 · April 2006

(Yes we are) Granted, it is 210 degrees and you blood is boiling...

I WIsh that I kne wmore about the Chinese Army.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · April 2006

Granted, but you don't like what you hear.

I wish there were no Chinese Army. Forgive me if I sound like a cliched American, but it sure would make our job a helluva lot easier!

Jones · April 2006

Granted, they all leave the army and go AWOL, and then join the Chinese air force.

Okay 0064, I'm stealing your idea. Vampiress, you can also grant this one, too, if you want.

(FREE WISH) :v

0064 · April 2006

Granted...

I wish I had a MiG-15.

FelixLeiter ♀ · April 2006

Granted - but you have to fix it together with no instruction manual.

I wish I wasn't tired.

x-LuCy4eVa-x · April 2006

granted - go sleep, for like 1 week and b aged like 10000 years

i wish that i cud neva sleep i wud always be awake

)

FelixLeiter ♀ · April 2006

Granted, but you're always tired and are paralyzed for the rest of you're life.

I wish Jedi Master and Pendragon were online and posting in random chat.

x-LuCy4eVa-x · April 2006

granted - but they talk gobeldy gook!! lmao!!!:))

i wish i could make a film

FelixLeiter ♀ · April 2006

Granted - it's porn.

I wish my old Man U top fit me better.

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