Corrupt A Wish!

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  • x-LuCy4eVa-xx-LuCy4eVa-x Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    granted - but the colour fades!! BIG TIME!!

    i wish i had money
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you have to pay it out as a fine when you're caught littering.

    I wish our phone was working.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • x-LuCy4eVa-xx-LuCy4eVa-x Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    granted but random people keep phonein

    i wish that i could sing
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted - but no one notices.

    I wish we had more smileys that everyone at ajb liked and could use.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • x-LuCy4eVa-xx-LuCy4eVa-x Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    granted - but there so small u cant c em

    i wish that i didnt have to go to school!!
  • General_OurumovGeneral_Ourumov United KingdomPosts: 861MI6 Agent
    x-LuCy4eVa-x wrote:
    i wish that i didnt have to go to school!!


    Granted - But you won't get anywhere in life! (Boring one, huh?)

    I wish this topic were closed, finally!
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then everyone who comes here regularly and enjoys it would take out their revenge on you and... I'll leave the rest to your imagination - it's the most frightening in the whole Universe. :D

    I wish my mate had used her brains tonight.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    General_Ourumov wrote:
    I wish this topic were closed, finally!
    That can be granted. :)
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    Alex wrote:
    General_Ourumov wrote:
    I wish this topic were closed, finally!
    That can be granted. :)

    Please don't. Here's my pity face :# Please have mercy. *starts chanting*

    We're not worthy. We're not worthy...

    EDIT:

    Granted, but then you like her less.

    I wish that I had a longer spring break.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you get bored with Girls Gone Wild...

    I wish I was still 17, like I was yesterday
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they create a law that says no one under 18 can drive.

    I wish that it was sunny.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted - it's so sunny you are burnt to death by the heat.

    I wish my friends hadn't just had to leave. :(
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they stay and anoy you so much that you shove them in front of a truck (I know, bad response...don't kill me ^_^')

    I wish that I could leave the class seeing as we are doing NOTHING after the test is finished.

    ~Pen -{
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, nothing is stooping you, but you will be hit by a car.

    I wish that my mom was feeling better.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted but she's feeling so good she takes it to the extreme and gets hurt skydiving.

    I wish I could have an expierience like that in 'Crash'.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, but it goes wrong and you break every bone in your body.

    I wish that I could leave my house sooner to go downtown...
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are killed on the way there.

    *FREE WISH!*
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    I wish it was last weekend again.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but last weekend was the scariest of your life.

    I wish my spanish essay was done...
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you did it French.

    I wish I was dressed.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, you don't like what you're wearing.

    I wish that I didn't have writing on my arm.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now you have a tatoo of a drawing that the artist screwed up on

    *Free wish since I can't come up with one*
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    I wish I never had to go back to school but I still get smarter.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, but you learn about useless things.

    I wish that I could come up with a better wish.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one else thinks it's better.

    I wish my IM were working!!!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but sadly all of you friends hate you.

    I wish that I knew more about the Chinese Army.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but you find out abut their top secret project so they send a hitman to kill you - and he does.

    I wish my msn was working cus I know 1 of my mates is permenantly on.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I'm baack! :D
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    I wish my msn was working cus I know 1 of my mates is permenantly on.
    Alright, granted, but you only have one mate.

    I wish that I could guarantee that the letter I recently sent to my local newspaper was published.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but nobody buys the paper.

    I wish my brother had never been born and never would be adn I would never ever ever have any siblings whatsoever. :D
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    What a terrible wish! :))

    Alright granted, but then your parents shower you with such overwhelming and suffocating love that it affects you psychologically to such a degree that you never marry and you experience thousands of hours of psycho-analysis!

    I wish that Connery had done OHMSS instead of Lazenby.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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