Corrupt A Wish!

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  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    granted but he got sereiously injured in one of the stunts and was never able to act again :(

    I wish that my mom would stop telling me to do chores ALL the time
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you're spoiled like me

    I wish I knew whether or not I should go to the prom
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your judgement is maistaken and the punch has been spiked by a psycho.

    I wish I had a good voice to sing with. It wouldn't have to entertain anyone, just myself.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you get full of yourself and make a fool of yourself in front of friends.

    I wish thatmy history homework hadmagically done itself when I was at school.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted...the history homework is done, but it was the wrong assignment, so now you have to do it all over again.

    I wish I would win the lottery (so I can pay my taxes). 8-)
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you win £10. :D

    I wish my ear didn't hurt.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now your eye hurts!

    I wish that I had ESP!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it has a self destruction timer after it's first use.

    I wish I didn't have to teach class this morning, and could go to sleep in my office.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, you're fired!!

    I wish that I was personally consulted by George Bush on American Foreign Policy.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he annoys the h*ll out of you.

    I wish I had a bottle of Pusser's Royal Navy Rum.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you get drunk, and once again, lol, you're fired!

    I wish I knew everything about every conspiracy.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but EVERYTHING includes you assasination.

    I wish that today was tomorrow.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but there's a loophole, and it keeps going and going until you turn into dust.

    I wish the kid I asked those questions would answer my questions, honestly and truthfully.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he does it whilst pulling a moonie. :))

    I wish I knew where there was a good easy to use site, where I could make my own moving avatar.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it crashes.

    I wish someone would explain what a 'moonie' is... and than dance!!!
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    Granted, but you're disgusted when you find out. (Believe me, you would be disgusted.)

    I wish you, Nikolai_Diavolo 05, knew what a moonie was, just so I could see the disgusted look on your face! :))

    Hey, you asked for it.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it discusts you.

    I wish that my copy of GODFATHER WAS WORKING.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    Granted, but I steal it from you!

    I wsh that I could meet Halle Berry for real!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, she hates you and refuses to talk to you.

    I wish I could get this new msn programme to work and it wouldn't crash!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    It makes you computer implode.

    I wish that I knew the access codes.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you then forget them!

    I wish that I could stay away from this site for a full 48 hours!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but when you return you find you've been removed.

    I wish Doctor Who was shown twice a week and there was twice as many episodes in a series and that they couldn't be cr@p.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's shown at 3:00 in the morning, your only VCR gets destroyed in a fire and your parents not only say no to getting a new one but don't allow you to stay up to 3:00 in the morning just to watch a TV show when you have school the nect day!

    I wish that the Bond films would return to being released every 2 years!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they get worse and worse.

    I wish that I didn't have school tomorrow.
  • scottmu65scottmu65 Carlisle, Cumbria, UKPosts: 402MI6 Agent
    Granted, But you get a taste for not going and end up being hobo for the rest of your life

    I Wish I Would Attract More Good Looking Women and Less Hobbits
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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    Granted but when they get to know you, they leave you!

    I wish that there was an alternative version of GF in which Goldfinger actually accomplished his mission! :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but that alternative is real-life and we're all screwed.

    I wish I could relive that protest today!! That was soo cool!!!
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, you do protest, but not at the right protest, instead, you get drug into a Gay and Drag Rally, and are hoisted onto the top float, as the poster child of Dragqueens.

    I wish I could go back four days and wish myself a Happy Birthday again. :o
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but the birthday sucks.

    I wish my homework was typed up and printed off.

    P.S. Happy Birthday for a few days ago. {[]
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    Granted, but you fail the assignment!

    I wish that I had been with this site since the very beginning.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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