Corrupt A Wish!

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  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted but then there would have been more chances to witness the wrath of the mods!


    I wish people realized how great global warming can be. We'd store the water provided by melting icecaps in water towers, and it would provide for areas that are usually suspect to getting water rations, there'd be more days that are warm meaning people reveal more skin, and snowbirds would never have to travel far from home. (I'm poking a stick at GW, but that's for another thread...)
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but than people start doing everything wrong to the highest extent because they think it's cool.

    I wish I could get the song "Pax Soprana" as my ringtone. It's SOOO good!!!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but then you find out that you can't get rid of it and you grow to hate it!

    I wish that Luke would change his signature to something a little less depressing (he has the last lines of OHMSS)!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted: It's a tribute to a late Bond star.


    I wish The Sentinel had better editing.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but it doesn't have as good performances.

    I wish that Americans would give legendary cricketer Donald Bradman the recognition that he deserves.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Yes, but no one knows what cricket is.

    I wish that my pre-prom problems would fix themselves...
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then the prom gets cancelled!

    I wish that all of my posts would receive (positive) replies.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Quartermaster007Quartermaster007 Posts: 9MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted, but then the prom gets cancelled!

    I wish that all of my posts would receive (positive) replies.

    Granted, but everything you post in gets locked.

    I wish I could program my VCR.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that my pre-prom problems would fix themselves...
    I did all my prom preps the night before (buying and picking an outfit) and people thought I looked great for the prom. Thing was, it turned out to be a total waste of time as it was a nightclub in a formal dance setting. Talk about a corrupted wish! lol
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted, but then the prom gets cancelled!

    I wish that all of my posts would receive (positive) replies.

    Granted, but everything you post in gets locked.

    I wish I could program my VCR.

    Granted, but then you get a TiVo and have no need for a VCR

    I wish the Kansas City Chiefs would go to the Super Bowl
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted but they get absolutely destroyed!

    I wish that an Australian would win at least 1 Golf Major this year.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it ain't the Masters, meaning no green jacket, and no one cares.

    Free wish, since I'm not 100% sure on sharing my next wish, which is a genuine, where's-that-genie-in-a-bottle wish...
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the genie has a heart attack. :D

    I wish that the video store had the godfather in.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but it's number 3!

    I wish that my parents would get back together.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Quartermaster007Quartermaster007 Posts: 9MI6 Agent
    asio wrote:
    I wish I knew everything about everything (and everyone).

    Granted, but you'll get sick of people asking you stupid questions.

    I wish I was a fish.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you get eaten

    I wish I could make a wish that couldn't be corrupted
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    DAWUSS wrote:
    I wish I could make a wish that couldn't be corrupted
    Granted, the thread is now ruined thanks to you! :'(

    I wish that my parents would get back together.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, I wish they would, too, because that is one thing I am glad to be done with. Dan, things happen, and you cannot change the world, but learn to change yourself, or at least that's what my father taught me. Hope you're not having a rough time, man.
    Sorry, I really, REALLY did not want to be the jerk that corrupted that wish, so I wrote a kind word for you.

    But hey, you can corrupt mine! :D I wish I didn't have to teach dag'um summer classes, instead I could be gettin' a tan for a month at my phoneless, TVless beachhouse in the Bahamas.. But, I get one week off for vacationing in the Bahamas. B-) I wish I didn't have to teach summer classes. I wish I didn't have to teach summer classes. The bees hoarde around the college campus.

    DON'T MAKE ME!!!!!!!! :'( :# :'(
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, in the winter you must walk to school.

    I wish that I had energy.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Jones wrote:
    Granted, I wish they would, too, because that is one thing I am glad to be done with. Dan, things happen, and you cannot change the world, but learn to change yourself, or at least that's what my father taught me. Hope you're not having a rough time, man.
    Sorry, I really, REALLY did not want to be the jerk that corrupted that wish, so I wrote a kind word for you.
    Don't worry about it. :)
    This is after all the corrupt a wish thread and if someone make a wish that their youngest brother was never born, I thought I could make this wish. ;) But Jones, considering that you love The Godfather (my all-time favourite film) I forgive you. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that I had energy.
    Granted, you have nuclear energy and you end up dying at an exremely young age due to the radioation!

    I wish that a 4th Godfather film WOULD be made and it would be a masterpiece.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they never release it.

    I wish school finished at the beginning of summer.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but it finishes at the beginning of summer 2026!

    I wish that there could be a TV special in which all of the former Bonds gathered to express their thoughts on the current and future developments of the series, and it was shown on Australian TV.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your TV breaks...

    I wish that my moms party had started already.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but it has already finished!

    I wish I had the ability to contol and manipulate time.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but life gets stuck in FF.

    I wish that today was Friday.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but it's Friday the 13th!

    Free wish!!!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    I wish that I could meet Ken Adams.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you meet Ken Adams; 'McDonald’s Salesman of the Year'!

    I wish that SiCo would carry out all of my suggestions for this site.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you want a Barbie site.

    I wish I oculd fly.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you're Superman and I'm Lex Luther with a whole lot of Kryptonite and you're going to be dead pretty soon!

    I wish that when it came to my newspapers I wasn't so obsessive.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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