Corrupt A Wish!

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  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but internet news beats newspapers

    I wish my comp was fixed (I'm typing this at school FYI)
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the internet isn't working....

    I wish that I could leave California.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can never return!

    I wish that I could have been in my 20's during the 70's (I was born in 1982).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but how old would you be now? :p

    I wish I could find out that I was accepted into The U
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but then you find out that since you were accepted, the fees have increased by 400% and so you have to pull out!

    I wish that Freddie Mercury would come back from the dead, Queen would reunite and they would come to perform in Australia.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they suck.

    I wish I had next week's radio times.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are all wrong.

    I wish that I owned a copy of the GODFATHER.
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, but this one is pirated, and the video scenes actually are all in ITALIAN. Good luck with that, Mr. Corleone!

    0064, I'm still trying to figure out why you want to leave California? Are you doing illegal drugs? I would love to be in CA, but I'm in SC, stuck in the college teaching circuit. You are a wild one, 0064!

    Hm, my wish, I wish I could get the Pruple ticket, and be invited to Prince's house, in promotion for the new album "3121", and get to sip chamgpagne from a lglss with chocolate handles. Don't you wanna come to 3121?
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    *Pulls out Italian Dictionary* Better get started then eh Jones???

    Granted, but your car breaks down on the way there...Nah, Jones I like CA fine...I just want to go to China and Japan...

    I wish that I could go to China or Japan.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    0064 wrote:
    *Pulls out Italian Dictionary* Better get started then eh Jones???

    Granted, but your car breaks down on the way there...Nah, Jones I like CA fine...I just want to go to China and Japan...

    I wish that I could go to China or Japan.

    Ok but when you get there plate movments in the Earth move it too California

    I wish I ruled the world
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but then you get killed because nobody likes you as a ruler!

    I wish that it was easier to find books at my University library.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but their all in Russian you discover.

    I wish I could think of a realistic career goal for my RE homework.

    (Honestly, insanely rich millionaire rock star isn't popular with her. But at least it's better than my mates idea of ending world war three, becoming queen of the world and being murdered at the age of 23. :)) )
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    But at least it's better than my mates idea of ending world war three, becoming queen of the world and being murdered at the age of 23. :)) )
    One question. If your friend becomes queen of the world, why would she want to be murdered? Let alone murdered at the age of 23? ?:)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Quality not quantity I guess. :))
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Quality not quantity I guess. :))
    Good enough. ;)
    I wish I could think of a realistic career goal for my RE homework.
    Granted, but your only realistic career goal is as a garbage man!

    I wish that this whole Daniel Craig is Bond/CR is a reboot thing was just a bad dream.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you wake up and Craig is the Bondgirl.

    I wish that I had an A in chemistry.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted but you also get an F in English!

    I wish that I could host the Academy Awards, was awesome, was asked to come back each year and was eventually voted the greatest Oscar host of all time.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you're on opposite American Idol and no one watches.

    I wish I could get anything I want (WITH Taste!)
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Free grant


    I wish people wouldn't care if I didn't go to graduation
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one cares aobut you...

    I wish that I had $360.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    Granted, but no one cares aobut you...

    I wish that I had $360.

    Granted, but it is monopoly fake money!
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    I wish I was the smartest person in the world!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but know one knows it...

    I wish that I had a PS3.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    Granted, but know one knows it...

    I wish that I had a PS3.

    Granted, but it is counterfeit and so does not work.

    I wish I dicovered something revolutionary like Isaac Newton and his famous laws of motion!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you get killed for being a heretic and your discovery only becomes acknowledged as revolutionary many decades after your death!

    I wish that pigs could fly! :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they only fly above your house and sh*t on you every time you come out of your house.

    I wish this dreadful cough would go away. :(
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you can't stop throwing-up (vomiting)
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Free wish or do you wanna make one?
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    I wish I had a treasure chest full of gold and pearls.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are all fake!

    I wish that I had the time (and money) to see every film I wanted at the cinema.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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