Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you lose the time and money after you watch the first movie!

    I wish I had all the time in the world to do anything, but it did not run out like Dan's wish.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you can't think of anything to do!

    I wish that Stephen King gets the Nobel Prize in Literature within the next 20 years.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is a counterfeit he bought off the eBay and he did not really get awarded it but bought the fake one!

    I wish I could have the technology of the camoflouge in DAD on the Vanish so I could be invisible.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the Invisible Man went out of style back in the '90's

    I wish someone would reply to this post
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, (literally !) but he will say something like I hate DAUSS! (like I did). (Mods you guys know I am joking, right)

    I wish I could go to the moon right now.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can nevr return!

    I wish that I could start a religion of my own.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your the only member of the faith and are hung because... my mate became queen of the world. :D

    I wish there was no such thing as homework.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but you have compulsory community service instead.

    I wish I could afford the Ultimate Edition James Bond DVD set.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can not buy it for some reason (just afford it!)

    I wish I owned the rights to my FRWL! (I would make so many FRWL remakes it would not be funny!)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your remakes all suck and make less and less money so you end up on the street; bankrupt and hated for wrecking the wonder that is (or was) FRWL!

    I wish that I could speak to animals!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but they insult you all the time.


    I wish I didn't have to pay rent.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you would have to instead pay money each time you inhaled oxygen to breath!

    I wish I ruled the MI6 .
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then someone shoots you.

    I wish I hadn't let high school pass me by the wayside...
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you would let the rest of your live passing by the wayside.


    I wish I could read the fastest in the world, and still understand very well what I read.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you don't remember anything that you read!

    Free wish!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    I wish life had less hassles.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but because life becomes so much easier you appreciate the happy times less as you have nothing to contrast them with!

    I wish that I didn't have a tutorial presentation due the 26th of June.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, the presentation is tomorrow.

    I wish John Barry would score Casino Royale.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it would be another guy whose name is John Bary,not the famous James Bond composer, but a vaga-bond (homeless traveler)

    I wish I had more friends who appreciate James Bond and don't acknolegde him as "a spy" "woo-hoo" but be a fan.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but they have conpletely different tastes to you and spend all their time making fun of the Bond films and actors that you really like!

    I wish that Irma Bunt (OHMSS) would return in Bond 22 which would both tie up a loose end and would reunite the present with the past.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it would be her impersonater and thus, suck.

    I wish that Fleming had made more James Bond books!
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he's washed up and the original Bond becomes one of those series that's been going on just too long.

    I wish I had more time to read Tom Clancy books.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you in turn did not have time to like James Bond at all!

    I wish I had money for every time somebody would say James Bond!

    (This is my 100 post yay!)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, you get an Australian 1 cent coin, which does not exist anymore!

    I wish that I was had the self-discipline to allow my body at least 8 hours of sleep every night.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you have too much to do

    I wish I can get into the University of Miami, assist with the football team as they win the Fiesta Bowl National Championship, have my tuition well covered, make good grades, date gorgeous women, and still have time to spare once I'm there.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you will die at the first time to spare!

    I wish I could be a retired very rich, mansion owning person who will live for a very long time.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but nobody likes you and you are under house arrest.

    I wish I had a whole mess of money, legally of course, for a campaign.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the campaign is to bring install Cary Grant as Bond; only he's dead and you end up wasting all your money!

    I wish I was Superman!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are no longer useful due to new unmanned military aircraft. ;)

    I wish the 1000th post of this thread would hurry up! :D
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but I am the person who writes the 1000th post, and I write a post of such vulgarity that the thread is automatically shut down! :p :D

    I wish that Australia wins the World Cup.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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