Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, you manage to get out of this site but are banned from returning! :p

    I wish that my least favourite 'journalist' was fired.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he gets fired along with your favorite journalist!

    I wish there weren't so many temptations in life.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, there are none! (That was an easy one! :p )

    I wish that bananas weren't so expensive.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Royale KingRoyale King Posts: 37MI6 Agent
    I wish everyone would give daniel craig a chance :v
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but everybody ends up hating him! :p :D

    Royale King, you forgot to corrupt my wish: I wish that bananas weren't so expensive.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are rotten.

    I wish that I had $50.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's counterfeit!

    I wish that Harry Kewell recovers from injury and eventually becomes recognised as one of the all time international soccer greats.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but it also becomes known he is actually an illegal immigrant from the UK, and is forced to play his football for England. :D

    I wish that the sun would come out and the rain would stop.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, Golrush007 it will never rain, ever again! (another easy one ;) )
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    I wish one of my best friends did not have to move away! I am sad :(
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you have to move away yourself!

    I wish that I knew how to play poker.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Do you mean playpoker? You said "pay" poker.
    Granted, but you forget how to disgest!

    I wish I had 5 cows! (for no apparant reason!)
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they get a nasty disease and die.

    I wish that it was next weekend.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Do you mean playpoker? You said "pay" poker.
    Granted, but you forget how to disgest!
    What exactly do you mean? ?:)
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that it was next weekend.
    Granted, but it's 11:59 on Sunday night!

    I wish that I had already done my University exams and excelled in all three.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Dan, fine if its 11:59,I'm out of school. ;)

    Granted,but the fourth...

    I wish that I could have a year to travel.
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, so do I, but good luck in my boots. Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be corrupting yours. Fine, Granted, but you meet Michael Corleone and forget the Italian dictionary that you used from your pirated Godfather game, and he considers you an oddball becuase your in Italy, and don't speak Italian.

    I wish I had that new Craig David single, "Unbelievable".
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but it is anything but unbelievable!

    I wish that I featured in Time's most influential person list.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Do you mean playpoker? You said "pay" poker.
    Granted, but you forget how to disgest!
    What exactly do you mean? ?:)

    The brain knows how to digest, my great aunt got amnesia and forgot how to digest (in her brain) and died!

    Granted, But only in an illegal counterfeit magazine TIME not the real TIME magazine!

    I wish my memory surpasses every one and I remember everything till the day I die!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you die tomorrow!

    I wish that my preferred candidates won the next Australian, US and British federal elections.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    So, always about Australia?!? I know you live there so neverthaless,

    Granted, but they all die!

    I wish I had a giant room with every movie ever made, and I could watch them whenever I want.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    So, always about Australia?!? I know you live there so neverthaless,
    The reason so many of my wishes involve Australia is that I often have a difficult time thinking up good wishes. My favourite part of this thread is the corruption :p :D and so I use Australia in many of my wishes simply because it is easier.
    I wish I had a giant room with every movie ever made, and I could watch them whenever I want.
    Granted, but you end up spending all of your time watching films and you don't have time to do the less important things in life, such as eating, exercising, showering and speaking to other people!

    I wish that I was given an {[] for this, my 14th post.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Dan Same wrote:
    So, always about Australia?!? I know you live there so neverthaless,
    The reason so many of my wishes involve Australia is that I often have a difficult time thinking up good wishes. My favourite part of this thread is the corruption :p :D and so I use Australia in many of my wishes simply because it is easier.

    Lol, me too I just like the CORRUPTING! I think my mind has gotten corrupt from this corrupting!

    Granted, but it is by a person who will kill you tomarrow.

    I wish Dan could not make wishes about AUSTRALIA! ;) (LOOKING AT YOU DAN, OBVIOUSLY!):p
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then I start making numerous wishes about where you are from (England?)!

    I wish that I didn't always leave work till the last minute.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you leave it at the last second!

    I wish I did not procrastinate at boring work.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you procastinated at exciting work!

    I wish that other people would contribute to this thread, other than just you and me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's by means of derisive criticism.

    I wish I could retain any and all information for further use.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but only for 2 hours.

    I wish I was as suave as bond.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you're as suave as Jimmy Bond (Woody Allen from 1967's Casino Royale)!

    I wish that I could go to the World Cup.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, then see you at the world cup of ... COCKFIGHTING!

    I wish I and everyone I loved, were invincible against anything.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but as you don't love anybody (including yourself) you and your so-called loved ones aren't invincible against anything!

    I wish that there was gold at the end of the Rainbow.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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