Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, fake gold it is!

    I wish I had a majic wand!
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but it backfires and curses you forever.

    I wish I had the James bond dvds.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then I steal them from you!

    I wish that my father was coming in 2 hours, not 1 hour, to help me with my essay.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but he is taken sick en route.

    I wish people would write good reviews about my fan-fics. :)) :))
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, Mentally retarded and disturbed people write good reviews, but everyone else...bad!

    I wish I could draw better! (I am terrible at drawing!) ;%
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but as soon as you learn to draw properly you lose control of your hands due to a disease of the nervous system and have to learn to draw with your feet!!

    I wish I could meet John Barry and have a conversation with him.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but not the James Bond Barry, but a vaga bond or BUM on the street whose name is John Barry!

    I wish more people at in my life apreciated James Bond!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you don't know anybody!

    I wish that CR was terrible and everybody hated it! :p :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now everyone loves DAD more than anything!

    I wish there were more Mission: Impossible movies! (I hate the old B&W series)
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but they are rubbish films, rather like NSNA in the world of Bond.

    I wish that they had made a Biggles movie franchise, instead of just making one film.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are all rubish! (tushay!)

    I wish my favorite TV series were not all cancelled.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but you can't watch them because you don't have a TV!

    I wish that I could travel through time and there wouldn't be any paradoxes.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, you come back to find you caught the black plague when you vistited old Europe!

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of food!
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but it's food that you don't like.

    I wish I had a pilot's licence.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you crash your plane.

    I wish I get an A on my Chem. Final.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but rumors of cheating arise and it's disqualified.

    Free wish.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    I wish everybody respected my opinions.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, but we don't listen to your opinions!

    I wish that I didn't have to make a wish almost every time I corrupted another person's wish.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but only for ONE post, then back to usual.

    I wish my typing was faster. (Not that it is slow!)
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is so fast that you don't know what you are typing.

    I wish that I had a newspaper.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, you now have a blank news paper. :p

    I wish I had a giant archive of every script of every movie.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they catch on fire.

    I wish I had an airplane.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, here is your cheap model toy airplane!

    I wish I had all the James Bond gagets.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are replicas.

    I wish I had a fire engine.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but you stole it, get arrested for theft and get sent to prison for 5 years!

    I wish that I could accurately predict sports results.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but only as accurate as 20 % right-wrong !

    I wish if I had a giant tub of diamonds.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but they are plastic imitations.

    I wish that when you bought items on ebay they arrived immediately and you didn't have to wait. :)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted but they are broken, fake or sometimes even both!

    I wish that I had total recall (I have a pretty good memory but I would love a great memory).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, for one day only!

    I wish I owned a private island, just for me!
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is Bikini Atoll, the US former Nuclear weapons testing site.

    I wish I could find someone to play poker with. :'(
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