Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but at 2000 posts, the computer screws your profile up, and makes it say 1 post!

    I wish I could write the james bond novels after Benson.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it bombs on both a commercial and critical level so you never get another opportunity to write a Bond novel!

    I wish that I could go skiing much more often.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but while you are out skiing, the government burns down your house!


    I wish I started a franchise and got rich off it.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but all your money is taken by the Government in taxes!

    I wish that Australia beats Brazil tomorrow morning (Australian time).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but some of the players are found to be on steroids.

    I wish that BRAZIL beats Argentina tomorrow.
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you die three minutes before the match begins so that you can't watch it.

    I wish I could find some reasonably priced Chelsea Boots.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are counterfeit.

    I wish I was the most charming person ever.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but since you're the most charming person in the world, you have no way of finding a woman who is your equal. You still try to find one by going on a worldwide search, however it fails completely. Finally, this drives you to insanity. As they say, it's lonely at the top...

    Now for mine: I wish I had a time machine (it'd be nice if it worked, too :D ).
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but you find yourself unable to return!

    I wish that this thread would return to the days when only Pierce Brosnan and I were on it.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, Dan, but not for long!
    (That was hard to corrupt, I wished that too)

    I wish this thread would eventually reach 2000 posts!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but you won't be around to see that happen!

    I wish that I was a world-famous illusionist.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you earn the status of world famous only after you die!

    I wish I was the most experienced doctor ever.
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, you earned your Juris Doctorate from Evil School, so no one trusts you.

    I wish that I could be the guy from the commercials for the action movies, the guy with the famous booming voice that everyone knows, that would be something else.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you did not know! That guy happens to have a SEVERE HEART CONDITION!

    I wish my voice was good at singing!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    granted, but your brain isn't.

    I wish that I knew how to use the BF2 map editor.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you forget how to talk!

    I wish my cousin was not a paronoid depressed mental institute person. (ONLY ONE of my cousins is like this!)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are!

    I wish that someone would attempt to solve my clue in 'Guess the Character' (in the trivia forum).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Grranted, but there attempt fails!

    I wish someone would be nice enough to give everything in there house to me!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but everything is nothing.

    I wish that I my search engine was working.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it only works when your friend uses it!


    I wish I was known in 50 countries for a good thing.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but htey are small countries and the rest of the world hates you.

    I wish that I could get my license sooner.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but when you get it, you crash and they take it away from you!

    I wish I had an idea for a topic!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one responds.

    I wish I had a few million in the bank following banking rules.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but there is a second Great deppresion, and so you lose it!
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    I wish I had owned a private city!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but it has a population of 1 and is about as big as your bedroom!

    I wish that the people whose posts I responded to always responded to my posts straight away.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but there response will ALWAYS be negative!


    I wish people made more topics, that did not get closed, you sometimes get bored with the topics there.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one likes the topics.

    I wish that I had a mini cooper.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that I had a mini cooper.
    Granted, but it was stolen and you get jailed for possessing stolen property!

    I wish that Ghana beats Brazil.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    (I don't)

    Granted, but Brazil wins the world cup.

    I wish that Brazil would win the World cup.
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