Corrupt A Wish!

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  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but right before Brazil wins, a meteor the size of a golf ball hits the ocean. Normally, the World Cup would be a much bigger event, however Elliot Carver's TV satellite sees it and thinks it's a magic golf ball from space. Thus all TV, radio and cellphone news stations quickly go to cover the magic golf ball, leaving all soccer fans in the dark... :))

    I wish that I had a PlayStation 2 that would always function like it was brand new... all given to me for free. :D
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but brand new functioning is only in your eyes because you have a dellusional halucination!


    I wish I my computer had the fastest internet connection in the world. (Not that this is not fast!)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    Granted, but Brazil wins the world cup.
    You do realise that if Ghana beats Brazil, Brazil can not win the World Cup. ;)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Dang didn't think of that... GO BRAZIL!!!

    Granted, but a virus slips through and destroyes you connections.

    I wish that I had a real no problems brand new Xbox 360
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but only real as in "Real plastic Replica"!


    I wish I was Admin of this site!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one likes you.

    I wish that I had an extra $138 lting in the pocket of the next pants i put on.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you do not live to put another pair o' pants on!


    I wish I had a PS3, now before it comes out, and at the same quality.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the day the new one comes out, yours breaks.

    I wish that I could find a good forum builder.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    (I know why!)

    Granted, but it SEEMS good, but then back-fires!


    I wish I was useful to everybody!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no one likes you.

    I wish that i knew HTML.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but the HTML standard changes entirely, taking effect... now. ;) By the way, congratulations on your soon-to-be 2000th post, 0064! {[] I've been here for three years (I came about a year after MGM shut ajb down; everyone was still in shock from it) and still have yet to reach 1500, yet you reach 2000 in six months! We even have good ol' Hardyboy, who's reached well over 8000 in four years! :o How you guys do it, I have no idea... :s

    Anyway, I wish that I could have my own exclusive test run of the Nintendo Wii! :D
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can only look at it in the test!
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    PB, it seems you forgot your wish. ;)
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Oh, sorry! I wish I had no allergies .
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Gramted, but you die of an affection!

    I wish that I knew how to play golf, and was great at it.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but only in a golfing videogame!


    I wish I could meet Sean Connery and talk to him!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but he's rude to you!

    I wish that Italy hadn't gotten that penalty against Australia and we (Australia) went on to win.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then Australia would lose the next game!


    I wish I had more time on my hands.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but you have nothing to do so you simply end up being really, really bored!

    I wish that chocolate didn't rot teeth.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but water does! (I assume you do drink water! :p )

    I wish nothing smelled bad!
  • Mewtwo3090Mewtwo3090 Posts: 72MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but you would go mad with everything. :s



    I wish that i could have all the chocolate in the world....... :x
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted, but it would melt before you could eat it all (assuming you don't have a massive freezer--in my humble opinion, chocolate is better frozen, anyway)! :P

    I wish I had one of those $150 fountain pens. :D
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    Granted but it doesn't work!

    I wish that nobody were allowed to insult ANY of Sean Connery's six official Bond films.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you are not allowed to insult any film, 007 or not!

    I wish I had the most expensive cheese ever, and made a market out of them, and made millions.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then somebody dies from your cheese, sues you for your entire fortune and you end up homeless and penniless!

    I wish that Tom Cruise was legally prevented from making Mission Impossible 4.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but a hobo stars!


    I wish Connery did not look as bad as he did in DAF, I like DAF, just not how Sir Sean looked.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    (I actually don't think Connery looked that bad in DAF; he certainly looked better than in NSNA.)

    Granted, but although his looks improve, his performance worsens! (I loved his performance in DAF so I actually wouldn't want this to come true. :D)

    I wish that Brosnan, not Moore, had done AVTAK.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but that is Brosnan's only movie! (I DO NOT WANT THIS TO COME TRUE!!!!! X-( :p )


    I wish Sean Connery did OHMSS except Lazenby. (the only thing I hate more than Lazenby is Dalton, though!)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2006
    I wish Sean Connery did OHMSS except Lazenby. (the only thing I hate more than Lazenby is Dalton, though!)
    (I wish that as well and I completely agree with you about Lazenby!)

    Granted, but Lazenby does DAF! (I really wish this didn't come true! X-()

    I wish that Brosnan could have done 6 films. (Connery made 6 official films and Moore arguably should have retired after 6.)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    (ME TOO!)
    Granted, but then Moore does ont exist!

    I wish we had Connery as bond when he looked younger , somehow!
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