Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but no brass band hires you!

    I wish that this thread was alot busier.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, it's so busy that every time you go to corrupt a wish, by the time you are done typing, someone else has corrupted it, and causes you to look like a fool.

    I wish that the national food of America was beer (Moonraker 5 just told me it was knighted so). So, in that case,

    FREE WISH!!!! {[]
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    Jones, that reminds me of the Red Stripe "Hooray Beer!" TV commercials! :))

    My wish: I wish I could find a genie in a magical lamp.
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Granted, you found Jafar! (you know the evil genie from Aladin) and he does something horrible, but not so horrible that it can't be in a U certificate film, to you.

    I wish I had a teleportation device.
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but mid-transit it breaks and you are stuck in two places...

    I wish that I could have a danish...
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's past its use-by date.

    I wish that I was less tired.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, your so hyped up on Red Bull that your stomach sizzles to death from all of the minerals and vitamins burning through it.

    Here's a funny one that is not true: I wish I had not eaten the bean burritos.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited August 2006
    Granted, you found Jafar! (you know the evil genie from Aladin) and he does something horrible, but not so horrible that it can't be in a U certificate film, to you.

    Somehow I knew someone was going to mention Aladdin... :P By the way, I'm almost positive "U certificate" is a British film rating, however, I'm not exactly sure what it means. Is it like a "G" rating (General Audiences, All Ages) here in The States? I seem to have forgotten how the British rating system works, since the last time I read about it was two years ago. :)
    Jones wrote:
    Here's a funny one that is not true: I wish I had not eaten the bean burritos.

    Granted, but instead of bean burritos, you substituted them for four-alarm chili... ;)

    I wish Comcast would get out here and fix my Internet... X-(

    UPDATE: Comcast has been here to repair my Internet connection. Apparently someone wired 250 feet of a type of cable that was only supposed to go up to 100 feet, thus causing the Internet to frequently lose the connection. They've put a temporary fix on it, and it should be permanently fixed in a couple of weeks.

    So... FREE WISH! {[] ...Or you can just corrupt the one currently here, whatever you wish. :D
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I wish that this thead would go back to being fully active again.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    I won't corrupt this one, Grante it is, thanks to me. :007)

    I wish my post office box fees weren't due ( i forgot to pay the annual fee, and they are holding my bills and mail, bye bye electric.)

    :o
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, they aren't due because you no longer have the service!

    (I'm so happy that this thread is back. :D)

    I wish that my sleeping patterns were different.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Ganted, you sleep only 23 hours a day now, so you have no time for Bond or AJB007.

    I wish I could star in a Bond film.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Jones wrote:
    I wish I could star in a Bond film.
    Granted, you are starring in the new Peter Bond film! :D

    I wish that this thread was back to being among the most popular threads on the site.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    I iwhs you'd stop wishing in public! X-(

    I wish I didn't have sensitive teeth.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited September 2006
    Jones wrote:
    I iwhs you'd stop wishing in public! X-(
    Aren't you meant to corrupt my wish? ;)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Fine, granted, it is, but you never get a chance to read it again because the computer internet from Australia fails for the rest of the century.

    I wish I wasn't here, right now. Corrupt that one, Dan.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited September 2006
    Jones wrote:
    I wish I wasn't here, right now. Corrupt that one, Dan.
    Granted but what is here? Do you mean on earth, in your home, your state, your city, your country? Or perhaps you mean being alive? Maybe you mean this spirutual plane, or perhaps etc... :D

    I wish that I was called upon for advice by Martin Campbell.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, but Campbell dies in mid question and you never figure out what he wanted from you.

    I wish I could have ten hot dogs right now, with extra mustard and a cold draft beer, (you guessed it, I'm watching a baseball game on TV). ANd no, I cannot actually each ten hotdogs, I'm 6'0'' 175 pounds, I'm a rail!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited September 2006
    Granted, but your baseball team loses! :D (I know, one has nothing to do with the other, I just couldn't think of a good corrupter.)

    I wish that a certain team does not win this year's Australian Football League Premiership, and that the perspective wish corrupter does not say that they do.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Granted, I won't, but the team you want to win gets in an accident on the bus ride there, and the one you hate wins by default. There is always a way, my boy....
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Well, I really want to jump back in, so here goes....as there was no wish....

    I wish that my homework load was reduced by 50% without going up previously.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited September 2006
    Granted, the reason being you are forced to drop half your subjects! :D

    I wish I could accurately predict ahead of time which films would be great and which films would be terrible. (This of course includes CR.)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but all of them are bad in your opinion.

    I wish that I had a fun game to play right now.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Granted, it's the AVTAK game. (fun for me, not for you! ;))

    I wish the evil project I have to do during homecoming week just DISAPPEARED.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, However, you have finished it already.

    I wish that one of my outlines dissapeared...
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    Granted, However, you have finished it already.

    I wish that one of my outlines dissapeared...

    I wish I'd finished it already...
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    I am going to start fresh and renew the Corrupt a Wish forum, okay, so:

    I wish I could see Casino Royale today, instead of waiting till' November 11.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited October 2006
    Granted, but you hate it!

    I wish that I could win an Olympic Gold Medal and it doesn't get taken away from me for any reason.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it turns out you used steroids, so even though you can keep it; everybody hates you now!

    I wish everything was always good and happy, and it would (somehow)never get boring.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you die and don't get to see it and you don't know even if it'll happen.


    I wish I was a more talented writer.
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