Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I use the corruption of death only as a joke, good sir. I do not mean anything mean or cruel in that post..
    No problem. :)
    I wish I didn't have to be so politically correct.
    Granted, but by using that disclaimer you already proved that you do value political correctness. ;)

    I wish that I could levitate. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JCSuperstarJCSuperstar Posts: 42MI6 Agent
    Granted, you close your eyes, and start floating, the only problem is that you can't get down! I had an incident liek that in the Bhamas as a kid once, they only charged me a dollar to parasail. After being terrified, they insisted on 49 moe dollars to get down, what a gip.

    I have noticed this before, what is a FREE WISH, in this thread, and if it's good, then it is FREE WISH time!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    After being terrified, they insisted on 49 moe dollars to get down, what a gip.
    Do you have to use a word like that? It isn't particularly nice. 8-)

    I wish that people couldn't use free wishes. :p
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JCSuperstarJCSuperstar Posts: 42MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can't think of any good way of corrupting them.

    I wish I was winning. Beat that one, Mr. Same.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can't think of any good way of corrupting them.

    I wish I was winning. Beat that one, Mr. Same.

    Granted, but your winning against a pig.

    I wish that there was never an un-coruptable wish.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    Granted, but you can't think of any good way of corrupting them.

    I wish I was winning. Beat that one, Mr. Same.

    Granted, but your winning against a pig.

    I wish that there was never an un-coruptable wish.

    Granted, but then the space time continuum rips itself in half for no reason! Good to see you again 0064, by the way.

    ANYWAY, here's my wish.

    I wish that Alison Doody is cast as Narcissa Malfoy in Harry Potter 5.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I wish that Alison Doody is cast as Narcissa Malfoy in Harry Potter 5.
    Granted, but all her scenes end up on the cutting room floor! :D

    I wish that everyone would stop criticising Connery's performance in DAF.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JCSuperstarJCSuperstar Posts: 42MI6 Agent
    Granted, they start bashing on your performance in nothing! :D

    I iwhs I wasn't listening to confessions all day, and might could get some work done.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I iwhs I wasn't listening to confessions all day, and might could get some work done.
    I take it you're a priest then? ;)

    Granted, but then nobody else comes to give you their confession.

    I wish that I was doing work now instead of being on this site.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I iwhs I wasn't listening to confessions all day, and might could get some work done.
    I take it you're a priest then? ;)

    Granted, but then nobody else comes to give you their confession.

    I wish that I was doing work now instead of being on this site.

    Granted, but become so addicted to work, that you forget to eat and so you die! :D

    I wish I had a Lamborgini
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2007
    PB, I had forgotten all about this thread. :D Thanks so much for resurecting it. {[]
    I wish I had a Lamborgini
    Granted, but you don't have a license.

    I wish I had the opportunity to go skiing again.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    edited June 2007
    Granted, but you'll get eaten by the abominable snowman.

    I wish that beer was free.
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    granted, but the snow is all mush


    I wish that it wasn't so hot outside

    ~Pen -{
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Jarvio wrote:
    I wish that beer was free.
    Granted, but it's free of taste.

    I wish that people would come to a concensus on Global Warming.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but it's too increase it and within a week the whole Earth burns up and we all die a horrible painful bloody death. :D

    I wish television programmes didn't show 'next time' trailers.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2007
    I wish television programmes didn't show 'next time' trailers.
    Granted, but that's because television programmes cease to exist. :p

    I wish that I was King of the World! :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Granted... the imaginary world which is in your head that is

    I wish that the ice cream van would stop playing annoying songs
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Jarvio wrote:
    I wish that the ice cream van would stop playing annoying songs

    Granted, but now you have no way of knowing that the ice cream van is there and you never get any ice cream.

    I wish I lived in the city.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the rent is far too high.

    I wish Bush wasn't president.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    Number24 wrote:
    I wish Bush wasn't president.
    Granted, he's Prime Minister of Norway! :p

    I wish the world was coming to an end.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Mewtwo3090Mewtwo3090 Posts: 72MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your life will end first! :p

    I wish I could have all the candy in the world......
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but the suger will cause all your teeth to fall out! :p

    I wish that magic really did exist.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    I wish Bush wasn't president.
    Granted, he's Prime Minister of Norway! :p
    .

    I don't know if I should :)) or:#
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Laugh or cry, that is. First rate corruption - didn't see that one comming!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted but the suger will cause all your teeth to fall out! :p

    I wish that magic really did exist.

    Granted, but you're a "muggle" and the world's most powerful magician hates you.

    I wish Aishwarya Rai was my wife.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    Number24 wrote:
    I wish Aishwarya Rai was my wife.
    Granted, but only in your imagination. :p In reality she's my wife. :D

    I wish I could beat Roger Federer in the final of Wimbledon, and he was playing at his absolute best yet lost to me anyway.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I wish I could beat Roger Federer in the final of Wimbledon, and he was playing at his absolute best yet lost to me anyway.

    Granted, but it's the ladies final. Both of you have had sex changes, and although you were both born male, you demand the right to compete as the women you've always longed to be. :))

    I wish I could travel through time.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Well, I do think that it is outrageous that Wimbledon would descriminate against me based on gender! X-(
    John Drake wrote:
    I wish I could travel through time.
    Granted but you are incapable of altering any events. :p

    I wish that we knew the title to Bond 22 already and it was a great title. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I wish that we knew the title to Bond 22 already and it was a great title. :D
    Granted, but the makers of Buffy sued because it was a episode title. The title is changed last-minute to "Kill another golden day".

    I wish I was a Bond producer.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you're the producer of just one Bond film; your alltime least-favourite Bond film! :p

    I wish that I had directed GF. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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