Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    I wish people would stop insulting Roger More.

    Granted. After som Bond films from Craig, only you and sir Roger will mention him.

    I wish Bush was right about the situation in Iraq
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I wish Bush was right about the situation in Iraq
    Granted, but then you wake up. :p

    I wish that people would stop making political wishes.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • SB_DiamondSB_Diamond North Miami Beach, FLPosts: 126MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now they just make religious wishes instead.

    I wish I could finally get a good paying "normal" job.
    *~Orbis Non Sufficit~*
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    SB_Diamond wrote:
    I wish I could finally get a good paying "normal" job.
    Granted, but 'normal' gets defined by a clown with S+M tendecies. :p

    I wish that I didn't have to go back to Uni next week.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • SPECTRENumber1SPECTRENumber1 L.O.Posts: 75MI6 Agent
    Granted. You get to go back to Uni this week!

    I wish I was watching Oz.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    SPECTRENumber1 wrote:
    I wish I was watching Oz.
    Granted, but you're watching The Wizard of Oz instead. :p

    I wish that I could walk on water.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    granted, but it's only for a few feet.

    I wish that people would stop trying to leak the next Harry Potter book online. X-(

    ~Pen -{
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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Pendragon wrote:
    I wish that people would stop trying to leak the next Harry Potter book online. X-(
    Granted, BTW did you know that....? :p :D

    I wish that I didn't know what happens in book 6 of the Harry Potter series. :#
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • SPECTRENumber1SPECTRENumber1 L.O.Posts: 75MI6 Agent
    Granted. But you're dead.

    I wish I finished my book.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    SPECTRENumber1 wrote:
    I wish I finished my book.
    Granted, but everybody hates it and it sells zero copies.

    I wish that I was knew how to play poker.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    Dan Same wrote:

    I wish that I was knew how to play poker.

    Granted, but you are playing strip poker with four really ugly people. They end up naked and you feel sick. :p

    I wish I could cook.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    John Drake wrote:
    I wish I could cook.
    Congratulations, McDonalds has just hired you. :p

    I wish that I had *normal sleeping patterns.

    *As defined by the various medical associations.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    [/quote]
    I wish that I had *normal sleeping patterns.

    *As defined by the various medical associations.[/quote]

    Granted. But your urinating pattern is highly unstable.

    I wish I could go for a holiday in Italy.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I wish I could go for a holiday in Italy.
    Granted but you have a horrible time.

    I wish that I was God. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • SB_DiamondSB_Diamond North Miami Beach, FLPosts: 126MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    SB_Diamond wrote:
    I wish I could finally get a good paying "normal" job.
    Granted, but 'normal' gets defined by a clown with S+M tendecies. :p

    Damn, that's pretty messed up, didn't expect that, good one!
    *~Orbis Non Sufficit~*
  • SB_DiamondSB_Diamond North Miami Beach, FLPosts: 126MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    I wish I could go for a holiday in Italy.

    I wish that I was God. :D

    Granted, but no one believes in you so therefore you have no power!

    I wish I had enough money to go back to college this semester!
    *~Orbis Non Sufficit~*
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    SB_Diamond wrote:
    Dan Same wrote:
    SB_Diamond wrote:
    I wish I could finally get a good paying "normal" job.
    Granted, but 'normal' gets defined by a clown with S+M tendecies. :p
    Damn, that's pretty messed up, didn't expect that, good one!
    Thanks. :)
    SB_Diamond wrote:
    I wish I had enough money to go back to college this semester!
    Granted, but you fail all of your subjects and flunk out. :p

    I wish that Auric Goldfinger wins the villain elimination game.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I wish that Auric Goldfinger wins the villain elimination game.

    Granted, but he is disqualified after an error is discovered in the voting. Instead Koskov from TLD wins. :p

    I wish I has starred in the 80's TV series Miami Vice.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    John Drake wrote:
    I wish I has starred in the 80's TV series Miami Vice.
    Granted, and just like its star, your career is now over. :p

    I wish that I had created this awesome website. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I wish that I had created this awesome website. :D

    Granted, but you are held responsible when a member posts nude photographs of Barbara Broccoli in the memorabilia section and she sends Daniel Craig and Timothy Dalton, your two favourite Bonds :v on a mission to kick the crap out of you. :p

    I wish I could remember my own dreams.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited August 2007
    John Drake wrote:
    Granted, but you are held responsible when a member posts nude photographs of Barbara Broccoli in the memorabilia section and she sends Daniel Craig and Timothy Dalton, your two favourite Bonds :v on a mission to kick the crap out of you. :p
    That's really mean. :#
    John Drake wrote:
    I wish I could remember my own dreams.
    Granted but all of your dreams are nightmares. :p
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JonesJones Posts: 90MI6 Agent
    Oh man, i haven't posted on this game in, probalby, tow years. I've waite for this. HEEHEEHEEE!

    Okay, sinceDan didn't wish, I wish I had a real English grog tub from one of Her Majesty's ships duringteh Napoleonic Wars. (HINT! HINT! IF anyone's got any leads, pass them my way!)
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Jones wrote:
    Oh man, i haven't posted on this game in, probalby, tow years. I've waite for this. HEEHEEHEEE!

    Okay, sinceDan didn't wish, I wish I had a real English grog tub from one of Her Majesty's ships duringteh Napoleonic Wars. (HINT! HINT! IF anyone's got any leads, pass them my way!)

    Granted. You are now the proud owner of an English grog tub. But you catch scurvy, syphilis and the plague from it.

    I wish I had proof that the Loch Ness Monster really exists.
  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    Granted, but someone else finds out you have the proof and kills you for it.


    I wish i had a huge mansion on the beach.
  • GeorgiboyGeorgiboy Posts: 632MI6 Agent
    Granted, but when you are walking on the beach Sean Connery harpoons you to a tree.


    I wish I was the richest man in the world.
  • SB_DiamondSB_Diamond North Miami Beach, FLPosts: 126MI6 Agent
    Granted, but Bill gates and Steve Jobs hack into your accounts and steal all of your money in an attempt to be the only billionaires in the world.

    I wish I owned the complete boxed set of the 007 films.
    *~Orbis Non Sufficit~*
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    SB_Diamond wrote:
    I wish I owned the complete boxed set of the 007 films.

    Granted, but your job and family doesn't give you time to watch it.

    I wish I was a sniper who could hit a target over a mile away.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    granted, but you hit the wrong man, who happens to be a high ranking government guest and your organization is forced to exile you to the middle of the Sahara desert.

    I wish that Indiana Jones were my Archeology professor. (for serious, I'm taking an Anthropology/Archeology course)

    ~Pen -{
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Pendragon wrote:
    I wish that Indiana Jones were my Archeology professor. (for serious, I'm taking an Anthropology/Archeology course)

    ~Pen -{

    Granted. But he is away on adventures all the time so you fail your exams and end up working at McDonalds.

    I wish I was a professor with a hot student girlfriend.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    pfft...what if I went WITH him?? 'cause I totally would...:D

    granted, but you find out way too late that she's underage, and you are arrested :p

    I wish that I had my Art History class more than once a week.

    ~Pen -{
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