Facts about James Bond

DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
Y'know how there are those "facts" about Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer? Like, "When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down." or "In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell." What are some one that could be for 007? Besides, it's time he received some anyway

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  • Agent WadeAgent Wade Ann ArborPosts: 321MI6 Agent
    Being killed by James Bond is such an honor that nameless henchman run into his bullets.
  • Willie GarvinWillie Garvin Posts: 1,412MI6 Agent
    edited April 2006
    Only James Bond thinks he can tell if a vodka martini prepared for him away from his personal supervision has been shaken--as opposed to stirred.And even then,he's only correct about half the time...:)
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    James Bond's student driver's car was an Aston Martin DB5 with a rocket launcher roof, machine guns on the grill, missiles on the windshield sprayer, multiple ejection seats, and a detachable hubcap that then acts as a remote mine.
  • 3rbrown3rbrown MI6 Top Secret - Scotland, GlaPosts: 100MI6 Agent
    edited February 2007
    The name James Bond that Ian Fleming "created" was really the name of a bird watcher the wrote a book that Fleming's wife had called Birds of the West Indies

    Goldeneye is the name of Ian Fleming's Jamaican house

    Barry Nelson was the first actor to play Bond in an American TV show based on and called Casino Royale in 1954 ,with a American Bond and a English Felix Lighter
  • Apocrypha23Apocrypha23 Posts: 177MI6 Agent
    Superman matched wits with James Bond. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
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