Good point! It seems that parodying Cnb is near imposible, simply because they outlanish in their claims. I see now that if I removed the part about 95% of reviews being positive, it could have been a real CnB post!
Actually, after a brief visit to CnB my parody post looks sensible and believable compared to what you see there. Perhaps I have stumbled into the truth ......
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