You Know You've been on AJB too much when...

JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
in Off Topic Chat
1) You learn Hungarian to communicate with your cat.

2) You also believe your cat can supply you with tidbits from scores and cast lists for Bond movies.

3) When you see in the news anything about the NSA you think "What's JFF up to this time?" and when you watch DAD you think "So Jinx likes AVTAK?"

4) When your friends are talking about something other than Bond you say "So you're going to go off-topic now?"

5) When the Moonraker shuttles are casting off, you look for M5's avatar on Drax's shuttle.

Anyone else have any morsels for this topic?

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  • PoorMansJBPoorMansJB USAPosts: 1,203MI6 Agent
    I'd comment but my posts so often bring threads to a close ...
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    You start bringing up your post count in every day conversation. ("So how was your day?" "2970.")

    Also, I now refer to each of the Bond films by their intitals and I can not go a day without checking up on this site.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Dan Same wrote:
    I can not go a day without checking up on this site.

    Me, too (although I don't worry about post count).

    Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane!":
    "I sure picked the wrong day to give up ajb!"
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Me, too (although I don't worry about post count).
    I was only joking about the post count. ;) I don't actually bring up my post count in every day conversation. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Well I haven't learned Hungarian to talk to cats yet... or have I? ;)
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    PoorMansJB wrote:
    I'd comment but my posts so often bring threads to a close ...

    I'm sure I've killed more threads than you have :D
    Check out my Amazon author page! Mark Loeffelholz
    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
    "Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
  • Moore Not LessMoore Not Less Posts: 1,095MI6 Agent
    I know I've been on AJB too much......

    When I've been to the toilet before I've reached the toilet.

    When I laugh at Loeffelholz's jokes. :D
  • Lazenby880Lazenby880 LondonPosts: 525MI6 Agent
    Loeffelholz wrote:
    I'm sure I've killed more threads than you have :D
    Topic-killing was a favourite past-time of mine. When I was here more regularly almost every topic I'd post in suddenly died.

    I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere, although I am not sure what it is...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,750Chief of Staff
    Lazenby880 wrote:
    Topic-killing was a favourite past-time of mine. When I was here more regularly almost every topic I'd post in suddenly died.

    I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere, although I am not sure what it is...

    Wasn't that the reason we sent you over to CBn ? ;)
    YNWA 97
  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    When you get death threats for your opinion on Bond. :# Makes one re-examine things...
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    blueman wrote:
    When you get death threats for your opinion on Bond. :# Makes one re-examine things...

    I was on the giving AND receiving end of those! Good one Blueman.

    1. You start referring to your friends with initials.

    But yeah, in my early days, I killed many a topic. About 46 to be exact. I'm counting AVTAK Obsessions because even though I didn't post last, I did myself in there.
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Moore Not Less wrote:
    I know I've been on AJB too much......

    ...When I laugh at Loeffelholz's jokes. :D

    [winces in agony; tries, in vain, to pull the arrow out]

    :))
    Check out my Amazon author page! Mark Loeffelholz
    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
    "Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
  • Moonraker 5Moonraker 5 Ayrshire, ScotlandPosts: 1,821MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    JennyFlexFan wrote:
    Anyone else have any morsels for this topic?
    How about, you know you've not been on AJB long enough that you post an Off Topic thread in the wrong forum? ;)
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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent Speeding in the Tumbler...Posts: 3,676MI6 Agent
    You Know You've been on AJB too much when...



    You want to spearhead a telethon in behalf of JFF because you develop apathy for his AVTAK ravings... :s

    Y'know...in a March Of Dimes sorta way... :D
    Mrs. Man Face: "You wouldn't hit a lady? Would you?"

    Batman: "The Hammer Of Justice is UNISEX!"
    -Batman: The Brave & The Bold -
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    This topic reads like a MAD magazine article.

    When you start seeing the AJB screen in your dreams.

    When a part of this diverse world is brought up in the news, and you're reminded of a certain member or friend you've made here.

    When even JFF's silly AVTAK ravings don't bother you anymore. :p
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2008
    You know you've been on AJB too much... when whilst seeing a film (Juno) you notice that one of the executive producers is Joe Drake, and you think that it must be fellow AJB member John Drake's brother. :))

    Oh, and also when you remember threads like this which has been dead for more than a year. :p
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    You know you've been on AJB too much when you see a topic and know it's going to be closed, before it's closed.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
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