The "Figures" of the Bond Girls
Number24
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They are all well rounded, but what are the figures of the Bond girls? I'm thinking of the oldest/youngest, tallest/shortest and of course the one with the shortest/longest "chest measurement". Could the last one be Maria Grazia Cuccionotta, the lady who presented the "figures" to 007?
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The "figures" of the Bond girls. I'm chestfallen...
I don't know what happened to it, but no one had touched it (there'd be an "Edited by. . ." notice under the post). Still, I went ahead and put in your original title, though "The" was certainly more intriguing!
Can anyone beat that?
Since "height" has come up. By chance, does anyone know which Bond Girl was the shortest?
Man, I love that :x
I'm 6'4", and girls that height are great for slow dancing
What a great idea for a topic. These figures might bear further investigation :v
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
I can't believe that, according to imdb, Ursula Andress is only 5'5" (1.65 metres)...?
I'd always thought she was more Amazonian in stature...
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
Well, I'm 6'1" I think girls around 6'6" are great for slow dancing. I just bury my head in their cleavage and I'm lost to the world.
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
Where were you when I was 16 and nobody would dance with me ??
Not in the right place...obviously
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
That's what high heels are for!
Quite right
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
Well...I did look up Ursula Andress' surprising (lack of) height...
As for bustline measurements
...it's challenging enough just to get these actresses over to one's house :v ---it's quite another to get out the tape measure and say: "Do you mind if I confirm a couple of things?"
;%
I'll keep investigating, mind you---but I just wanted to keep you apprised of the inherent difficulties
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
But I think there are places on the internett where some people have given this a lot of thought, so don't give up our noble quest just yet!
Daniela was dressed in such an old fashioned way in that film. All those white blouses, pencil skirts and polo neck sweaters just made her look buttoned up and matronly. I had no idea she was so young!
@merseytart
Young enough (nearly) to be Bond's granddaughter in that film. Lovely
"Yes...well...you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
But perhaps we should try to define a "Bond-girl"? In my oppinion it's not enough to be in a Bond film. You must have more than one scene and at least flirt with Bond.
Just classic.
That reminds me of an old girlfriend I had; I'm 6'-3" and she was 6'-5" (hot Amazonian-type). You can imagine just how great slow dancing was with her...it was like laying on a vertical bed.
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Instead I'll inform you that Maud Adams was 38 when she made Octopussy. I think that's a reccord!
It was most appropriate to have an older Bond girl. Moore's 2 other films in the 80's had too much of an age difference. I think Britt Ekland is the closest in age to Roger Moore (some 15 years I think).
Diana Rigg, Honor Blackman, Zena Marshall I believe are the only Bond girls older than Bond at the time.
Well, here is a problem. I think finding the one with the one with the smallest bust size is a much more difficult than the large-busted ones. It's a bit like being the tallest dwarf in the world.
On the suggestion about finding the fattest and skinniest - you need to figures to do this: their height and weight. Height is easy, but good luck finding their weight. It seems to be easier to get them to give the press their bust size!