Your favourite Bond moments which make you laugh
Brosnan_fan
Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 521MI6 Agent
I'm quite sure all of us have our treasured memories of Bond which make us laugh out loud, so lets share them here. 
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DN - I cannot get enough of the scene where the spider crawls all over Bond's torso; hilarious and totally brilliant.
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GF - ODDJOB!! Enough said.
DAF - Bond dispatching Mr. Wint with the bomb tied to his legs.
LALD - Tee Hee makes for the most amusing villain in years, and J.W. Pepper is wonderful comic relief.
"THERE GOES MY BROTHER-IN-LAW!!"
MR - who could forget Drax's immortal line, "Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."
Chang sabotaging the centrifuge machine, then fighting Bond in Venice dressed in ancient Japanese garb, and getting his when he falls into a piano.
The boat chase in the Amazon; Jaws' reaction as he goes down the waterfall is priceless.
FYEO - the PTS with Blofeld taking over the helicopter by remote control had me in stitches. :v :v :v :v
I would say the ending (with the Margaret and Dennis Thatcher impersonators) has to be the best Bond ending ever.
OP - again an entertaining and amusing PTS (where can I get one of those Acrostar planes? ?:)); "Fill her up, please!"
TND - Bond's lesson with his Danish professor is a gem.
The (almost) torture scene with Bond, Wai Lin, Carver and Stamper; "Dr. Kaufmann's record was 52 hours; I'm hoping to break it.")
Also: "I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond!"
TWINE - a most entertaining PTS, with the boat chase down the Thames.
Oh, and the casting of Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist...BRILLIANT!!!! {[]
Of course, the destruction of Zukovsky's caviar factory must rate a mention.
DAD - amusing PTS with Moon ("Get me a new anger therapist"), and Bond destroying the military HQ.
Vlad: "Hey boss, he beat your time!"
Well, those are the ones I can think of right now.
:vDN - I cannot get enough of the scene where the spider crawls all over Bond's torso; hilarious and totally brilliant.
)GF - ODDJOB!! Enough said.
DAF - Bond dispatching Mr. Wint with the bomb tied to his legs.
LALD - Tee Hee makes for the most amusing villain in years, and J.W. Pepper is wonderful comic relief.
"THERE GOES MY BROTHER-IN-LAW!!"
MR - who could forget Drax's immortal line, "Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."
Chang sabotaging the centrifuge machine, then fighting Bond in Venice dressed in ancient Japanese garb, and getting his when he falls into a piano.
The boat chase in the Amazon; Jaws' reaction as he goes down the waterfall is priceless.
FYEO - the PTS with Blofeld taking over the helicopter by remote control had me in stitches. :v :v :v :v
I would say the ending (with the Margaret and Dennis Thatcher impersonators) has to be the best Bond ending ever.
OP - again an entertaining and amusing PTS (where can I get one of those Acrostar planes? ?:)); "Fill her up, please!"
TND - Bond's lesson with his Danish professor is a gem.
The (almost) torture scene with Bond, Wai Lin, Carver and Stamper; "Dr. Kaufmann's record was 52 hours; I'm hoping to break it."
)Also: "I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond!"
TWINE - a most entertaining PTS, with the boat chase down the Thames.
Oh, and the casting of Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist...BRILLIANT!!!! {[]
Of course, the destruction of Zukovsky's caviar factory must rate a mention.
DAD - amusing PTS with Moon ("Get me a new anger therapist"), and Bond destroying the military HQ.
Vlad: "Hey boss, he beat your time!"
Well, those are the ones I can think of right now.
"Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
Comments
one that i really like (not a LoL scene, but it is funny in some sort of way) is this:
In TLD, when Bond escapes with Kara, she asks him to go to the conservatory and pick the Cello... he answers "NO" and in the next scene they're picking it... "couldn't learn to play the violin" says in the struggle of gettin' into the Aston... and the "Nothing to declare...except a Cello" line.