Your choice of henchman
Brosnan_fan
Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 521MI6 Agent
If you had your personal secret hideaway, a plan to make yourself rich and/or take over the world, which villainous henchman would you hire?
I would go for Tee Hee, as he happens to have a sense of humour which I find rather appealing. :v
I would go for Tee Hee, as he happens to have a sense of humour which I find rather appealing. :v
"Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
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No one could stop me... HAHAHA! :v
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Though I can see the extra help Bambi and Thumper could bring!! Maybe throw in Xenia Onatopp for those special occasions.
He won't get into my liquor cabinet, my cubans, or my woman.
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FionaVolpe: Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
What I wouldn't give to get caught in that leg-lock from above. ;%
Fantasies aside, I say OddJob & Gobinda.
Batman: "The Hammer Of Justice is UNISEX!"
-Batman: The Brave & The Bold -
I would take Fiona Volpe because I do like to be driven.
Which henchmen to employ for world domination?
If you will allow me some Goldfinger indulgence...here is my master plan.
Personal bodyguard- Oddjob. (The best.)
Private counsel- Fiona Volpe (Some men DO like to be taken for a ride,)
Personal Training Purposes (ha!)- Bambi and Thumper. ('Nuff said.)
Commandoes: (First team)
No. 1 - Red Grant. (The heavyweight champ of henchmen)
No. 2- Dario/LTK. (Benecio, young, scary and loyal.)
No,3- Locque/FYEO- (Silent, efficient, a leader)
Commandoes: (Special Team)
No.1- Jaws- (Used only rarely...when an enemy needs the bejeesus scared outta him.)
No.2- TeeHee- (The happiest and friendliest henchmen of all. Good company when trouble calls.)
No3- Xenia Onnatopp- (Certain situations require this wildcat to be unleashed).
Henchmen (Management)
Operational advisor- Kronsteen/FRWL. (Who is Bond? Compared to Kronsteen?)
Ambassador -at-large- Baron Samedi. (Any questions by the general public will be handled by the Baron. Who, I guarantee you...will ALWAYS be laughing)
Finally:
Hans/YOLT- No henchman line-up is complete without your last loyal henchman holding a self-destruct key. How else can one escape when Bond crashes the party.
A splendid collection of employees. Pay them well and treat them right. ("We're pros, Mr. Bond.")
And remember...man has conquered every endeavour...
E X C E P T C R I M E !!!!!!!!!!!!!
"World domination. Same old dream."
Jaws
OddJob
Renard
and as a partner in crime i'd have Alec Trevelian.
My choices would probably be:
Kamal Khan (classy and lovely palace he has!)
Stromberg (very original)
Dr No (again, original)
My personal assistant would be Fiona Volpe(very very personal
My execution squad would be...
1. Xenia Onatopp
2. Three Blind Mice
3. Wint and Kidd
My special forces squad...
1. Red Grant
2. Jaws
3. Necros
4. Oddjob
My right hand man would be either Vargas or Tee Hee.
My servant would be Nick Nack(of course).
My supreme commander would be General Orlov.
My advisors would be...
1. Kronsteen
2. Tee Hee
My "Number 2" would be my favorite villain...
Emilio Largo
My business partner would be either Mr. Big or Stromberg.