What was I thinking?

JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
edited June 2007 in The James Bond Films
Back in the day, eversince it first came out, and up until just recently, I regarded 'Die Another Day' as one of the better Bond films.

Now, after recently watching it again, I thought to myself 'what was I thinking?'

I now regard DAD as one of the worst Bond films ever. And definitely the worst Brosnan entry.

Not that I didn't enjoy it, but for Bond standards, I think it's pretty dire.

I am having a bit of a bondathon, and over the past few weeks, have watched YOLT, OP, LTK, TLD, TND (on TV), TWINE, GE, and DAD. I can DEFINITELY say that DAD is the worst out of all of those.

It has gone right down on my list, from about 6th, to 19th, beating only TB and MR (which could possibly rank higher than DAD after I re-watch them - who knows)

There is a HUGE reason why I thought DAD was bad. That is the HORRIBLE CGI... There is just too much of it. And may I add, it's really bad CGI, you can tell it's not real. It's that bad that it actually feels like I'm playing a computer game rather than watching a Bond film. For me, action sequences that are packed with CGI do not give me a thrill at all. On all the other Bond films, the action seems much more realistic, and that is what keeps me thrilled. DAD however, as I said, you can tell it's not real. The only action I enjoyed in DAD was Bond and Grave's sword fight.

Another thing that put me off DAD was those HORRIBLE slow motion sequences that kept randomly showing up in fight scenes. What is the point in those? Are they really needed? I think not. Infact, I think it spoilt it completely, nevermind benefit it!

Jinx is one of my least favourite Bond girls ever, but that is just down to my personal taste. No offence to any short-haired women here, but women with short hair do not do it for me at all. Jinx's dialogue was also unbearable, but that's a script issue, rather than an issue with her. Why was Jinx so chilled out when the plane was going to crash land? She says to Bond 'I guess we're going down together', as if everything's ok... but they are about to crash land, what the hell.

Falco - Almost unbearable to watch. But luckily, he didn't have a massive part.

Plot's also a bit uninspired too, as in, similar to DAF, with the diamonds and big satelite and all that. Plot's don't tend to bother me a great deal though, so that is only a very minor issue to me.

Finally, the invisible car. Absolutely ridiculous. Makes MR seem down-to-earth.

I think that DAD could have potentially been a good Bond film, but the CGI just completely ruins it, in my opinion. If it wasn't for the CGI, and those stupid slow-motion bits, and the invisible car, then I would live with the other (minor) faults to the film, and it would rank much higher on my list.

What's everyone else's thoughts? Do you think that the awful CGI ruined DAD?
1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby

Comments

  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Jinx was a big reason for its downfall, as well as a script, the terrible homages, the horrid CGI and the bad acting all around. The only people who did well here were Bond and Miranda (aka the only reasons to watch the movie).
  • Kirk James KirkKirk James Kirk Posts: 190MI6 Agent
    I'm glad you've come around. DAD is easily the worst Bond film in my estimation. I've only watched it once, and I honestly have no desire to ever see it again.

    When you first saw DAD, had you seen any of the previous Bond films at that point?
  • 00-Agent00-Agent CaliforniaPosts: 453MI6 Agent
    There are three things that really bother me in that movie. The surfing scene with the parachute, the invisible car, and the dialog when Bond first meets Jinx. I still enjoy the film, and loved the PTS. The invisible car bothered me the most on my first viewing but now that I've seen it a few times it doesn't bother me as much, I guess I'm getting used to it.
    "A blunt instrument wielded by a Government department. Hard, ruthless, sardonic, fatalistic. He likes gambling, golf, fast motor cars. All his movements are relaxed and economical". Ian Fleming
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    I'm glad you've come around. DAD is easily the worst Bond film in my estimation. I've only watched it once, and I honestly have no desire to ever see it again.

    When you first saw DAD, had you seen any of the previous Bond films at that point?

    Yep, I'd seen them all. I guess I probably just got excited because it was new and that. And I liked Gustav Graves - although I'm not sure why. Just shows how much someone can change their mind.
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • Kirk James KirkKirk James Kirk Posts: 190MI6 Agent
    Any chance your love of AVTAK will lessen at all? Besides that, your Bond appreciation list is quite respectable.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Us AVTAK supporters are mighty stubborn Mr. Kirk. ;)
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    AVTAK is and always will be one of the strongest. C'mon people, no terrible CGI in AVTAK, at least give it that! ;)
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • Kirk James KirkKirk James Kirk Posts: 190MI6 Agent
    AVTAK had the displeasure of being filmed in the 80's. Like many other films of that decade, it lacks life. The clothes are tacky, the colors are bland and lifeless and something just seems to be missing in general.
  • 72897289 Beau DesertPosts: 1,691MI6 Agent
    We should all say a word of thanks for DAD!

    It took the invisable car, Madonna, worn out plot and all that bad CGI, too convince the producers that they had worn out old oo7! They then took a look at "The Master's" first novel, and diecided to make a reboot.

    That reboot was one he** of a fine flick. It would have won Oscar's had it not been a Bond movie.

    However sad, blessings upon DAD! Just don't watch the DVD.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Now, let's all imagine Daniel Craig in DAD...


    Not Danny? How about Roger? He hasn't aged a bit since AVTAK....
  • 72897289 Beau DesertPosts: 1,691MI6 Agent
    Craig in DAD?

    I'll get back to you on that in December, after I've seen "Golden Compass".

    Can't wait to see DC with a talking bear. Can you say "Yogi"?
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    Here's my take on DAD. I liked the invisible car. I don't think it's unrealistic at all. DAD also has a lot of tributes to past Bond films in it. I think the bad CGI is a tribute to the "cheesy" special effects of some past Bond films. I say this because I just recently watched YOLT. When Bond is flying "Little Nellie" and fighting the helicopters we see two helicopters blow up the same way. It looks like stock footage. Also all the blue screen driving sequences come to mind. I know it might be a far strectch for some to believe that the bad CGI is a tribute to past Bond special effects, but that's how I look at it.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • SteedSteed Posts: 134MI6 Agent
    This was the first Bond I saw in the cinema- I remember coming out of the cinema feeling nothing either way; I felt it was fairly average but not the worst Bond film ever. Then I got the DVD and....oh dear. While I feel TMWTTGG pips it for the worst Bond ever 'honour', this is its only serious contender, imho. My distaste with the film's emptiness started before I realised how loathed it was by most Bond fans- I remember the reviews when the film came out, it had fairly positive reviews from some of the UK press. It just did not stand up on its second viewing and in fact gets worse, imho.

    I remember there being a fuss about Halle Berry's performance and her character being Bond's equal- I thought she was one of the worst Bond girls ever, but there you go. And don't get me started on the dialogue...:#
  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    Wish it hadn't been made. Actually I don't even think about it as a Bond film, just some random and poorly done knock-off, like a Dean Martin Matt Helm movie or something.
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    blueman wrote:
    Wish it hadn't been made. Actually I don't even think about it as a Bond film, just some random and poorly done knock-off, like a Dean Martin Matt Helm movie or something.
    Too harsh. Maybe the final result never ended as intended, but completely dismissing the entire movie sounds foolhardy. Personally, I can find enjoyment in the Bond homages which are peppered throughout the film.
  • JamesbondjrJamesbondjr Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    Although I consider this my least favourite of the films, I do actually like it. Or at least parts of it.

    Despite it's mis-givings (CGI, that bloody car and a terrible villain) I do think it has its merits.

    The sword fight is good, the PTS is phenomenal, in fact the first third of the film would rank up there with the best 1st third of any of the films.

    However the shortcomings definitely spoil it for me.
    1- On Her Majesty's Secret Service 2- Casino Royale 3- Licence To Kill 4- Goldeneye 5- From Russia With Love
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited June 2007
    DAD is my anti-FRWL. The first time I saw FRWL, I didn't much like it, however the second time I saw it I loved it. Similarly, the first time I saw DAD I quite enjoyed it, however the second time I saw it, I hated it.

    Although DAD is not on my all-time least favourite film list, I think it's a terrible Bond film, surpassed as a complete tragedy by TLD and AVTAK. Rather than list the things I dislike about it, which would take forever, I will simply say that there are only three things I like about it; Brosnan's terrific performance, the 'say goodbye to him for us' line and the fencing scene. Other than that I think it's absolutely dreadful, and in fact so bad, that I consider the first half (which I prefer to the second half) to be among the very worst halves in the history of the Bond series.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Kirk James KirkKirk James Kirk Posts: 190MI6 Agent
    The Man With the Golden Gun- It isn't a perfect film, no, but it's damn fun. Moore has some terrific moments -smoking the cigar with that guy standing on his shoulders, for one- Christopher Lee is top-notch as Scaramanga, and the dinner scene between the two is excellent. Sure, it has some unresolved plot holes and a bit of silliness, but I still think it's great.

    Diamonds are Forever- Sure, it's not as great as the other Connery movies, and the Charles Grey as Blofeld ruins the continuity of the entire series, but regardless of those glitches, I think it's a damn fine film. The themesong, like the movie itself, is dark and haunting. Something about the movie seems a bit eerie to me, which I fully approve of. Connery had a solid performance, despite looking like the rock singer Morrissey.

    Moonraker- There's much to enjoy about this movie. Before that, though, my grievances. The film gets a bit silly at times, and the Jaws lovestory/survival from the space station is unnecessary. Hugo Drax, however, is one of the finest Bond villains, the fight scene above the opera is fantastic, and I quite like Rog in the all black outfit of just slacks and a dress shirt. Maybe people rag on it so much because it had the potential to be a stellar film.

    A View to a Kill- Roger's worst picture, by far. It looks so cold and lifeless, because of the 80's film styles, and Stacy is perhaps the worst acted Bond girl this side of Denise Richards. The usally poorly acted Christopher Walken is surprisingly good in this one, and Roger turns in a nice finale to his career.

    Die Another Day- complete rubbish from top to bottom. The film somehow manages to be worse than the themesong, which is horrific.
  • Kirk James KirkKirk James Kirk Posts: 190MI6 Agent
    edited June 2007
    What were you thinking, indeed?
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