Bond Films Don't Make Sense

TatooTatoo Posts: 6MI6 Agent
The films are always set in the present. The technology is always up to date, but Bond never gets much older. Maybe there should be a sucession of agents. 008, 009, 010, etc.
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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,906Chief of Staff
    There's hardly anything new about this. . .Batman and every other superhero has stayed the same age, Dick Tracy has never aged, and Rex Stout kept Nero Wolfe ageless over many novels written over decades. Bond is fiction, not reality--different rules apply.
    Vox clamantis in deserto
  • TatooTatoo Posts: 6MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    There's hardly anything new about this. . .Batman and every other superhero has stayed the same age, Dick Tracy has never aged, and Rex Stout kept Nero Wolfe ageless over many novels written over decades. Bond is fiction, not reality--different rules apply.

    Actors are real people.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    Obviously...that's why there's been 6 of 'em for Bond. As Hardy so truly stated, Bond is Fiction. Enjoy the movies/books for what they are.

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  • TatooTatoo Posts: 6MI6 Agent
    edited March 2008
    In one of the Batman cartoon shows, Robin grew up and became Nightwing. Buffy Summers went from high school to college and beyond.

    Besides, James Bond is not a SUPER hero.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I keep it with, what Barbara Broccoli said, when they decided CR to be done showing a young James Bond in a modern surrounding:

    It does not make sense at all, but it is great fun.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • bailorgbailorg Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    Tatoo wrote:
    The films are always set in the present. The technology is always up to date, but Bond never gets much older. Maybe there should be a sucession of agents. 008, 009, 010, etc.

    The movies are not meant to be viewed as a linear narrative, but instead as individual stand alone stories. Even where previous events are mentioned in the Bond series, it is only a loose reference point at best.
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Ah, that's arguable. Many fans liked to think that it was the same character who'd been through all these different adventures, in linear fashion. That became harder to accept when a younger actor took over in the 1980s (Dalton) and impossible with the Casino Royale reboot.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,906Chief of Staff
    Tatoo wrote:
    Besides, James Bond is not a SUPER hero.

    No, but he is FICTION and he occupies his own universe that operates along rules devised by Ian Fleming and the filmmakers. Fleming himself once said that Bond is "permanently 35," and I can accept that.
    Vox clamantis in deserto
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Why are people responding to this spammer?
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    You don't spell it spammer, it's spelt spamer. Besides, this is not a James Bond website.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,906Chief of Staff
    Why are people responding to this spammer?

    You know the phrase about giving someone enough rope?

    Actually, everyone deserves a chance until they prove otherwise!
    Vox clamantis in deserto
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Ah, that's arguable. Many fans liked to think that it was the same character who'd been through all these different adventures, in linear fashion. That became harder to accept when a younger actor took over in the 1980s (Dalton) and impossible with the Casino Royale reboot.

    Still, if fans would like to assume that Craig's CR takes place before the DN mission---and correspondingly choose to ignore all of the aspects of any film/mission that basically date-stamp it in time (this includes the advancing age of the actor playing him!)---they can certainly feel free to do so. Rigid continuity vanished from the series in 1969 (when Blofeld didn't recognize Bond, natch)...and the only sort which survives occurs on an individual, 'between-one's-own-ears' basis.

    CR wasn't filmed in a linear sense, with regard to the others, but all you have to do is put it in front of the rest on your shelf, and...presto! B-)

    If one can accept Roger Moore's AVTAK-era Bond, any and all other rationalizations (regardless of size or scale) are certainly not impossible.
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  • TatooTatoo Posts: 6MI6 Agent
    Why are people responding to this spammer?

    Explain how the term "spammer" applies.
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Im glad Bond stays around the same age in just about all the films (late 30's, early 40's) if it wasnt so by the time AVTAK rolled around Bond would be like a grandpa.....oh wait
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2008
    I think it comes down to what one can accept. I can not accept CR as part of the proper Bondian continuity (Tee Hee has written several posts on this which sum up my feelings) and I can not accept Craig as Bond (take that Loeff. :p :))) But I can accept Bond as being of the same age regardless of who plays him or what year the particular film was released. I regard Bond's age to be a relatively minor matter, similarly to the fact that Bond is able to be a secret agent yet drinks an untold amount of alcohol and has numerous sexual encounters without any consequences. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 72897289 Beau DesertPosts: 1,691MI6 Agent
    Dan,

    Life is messy, even for film fans. Regardless of our preferences Bond films have been cranked out repeatedly since 1960 and will likely go on until after we are all in the dirt!

    Daniel Craig IS James Bond, so was David Niven, Roger Moore and Barry Nelson. "Never Say Never Again" IS a Bond movie even though EON did not produce it, so is Feldman's "Casino Royale".

    One can sit on his bed, under the covers and work out what is acceptable. But nasty reality creeps in and still we must face it that QOS stars Daniel Craig, Bond films are not perfect and DAD is in the Ultimate DVD collection along with "Moonraker".

    I recall Mr. Spock of Star Trek wearing a hideous hippie medallion called the IDIC, a rather dopey PC symbol that touted something about "infinite diversity in infinite combinations" or something like that.

    Well old Spock did manage to work a kernal of wisdom into his IDIC massage. I would encourage folks to look closely at ALL the Bond media, especially the original novels, and embrace the entire pantheon, I personally adore the fact that each film is unique - sometimes in the worst way, and ultimately have found something good in all of them. The notion that there is a "proper Bondian continuity" is creative strangulation.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2008
    7289 wrote:
    Daniel Craig IS James Bond, so was David Niven, Roger Moore and Barry Nelson. "Never Say Never Again" IS a Bond movie even though EON did not produce it, so is Feldman's "Casino Royale".
    Of course, but when someone talk about not accepting someone as Bond, they don't mean it literally. It simply means that they don't like the actor and/or his interpetation. That is how I feel about Craig; I think he's an overrated actor and he doesn't fit my image of Bond; hence I can't accept him as Bond, or at least my own personal image of Bond. I'm sure there are some members here who feel the same way about Moore. As for NSNA, it may technically be a Bond film, however I will never accept it as a proper Bond film, even though it stars Sean Connery.
    7289 wrote:
    One can sit on his bed, under the covers and work out what is acceptable. But nasty reality creeps in and still we must face it that QOS stars Daniel Craig, Bond films are not perfect and DAD is in the Ultimate DVD collection along with "Moonraker".
    I have no problem with DAD being in the Ultimate DVD collection, since it is a proper Bond film. ;) 7289, with all your talk about reality, it should be noted that much of what are said about Bond on this website is either nonliteral or hyperbolic. It's very easy to say something like, 'but Craig is Bond whether you like it or not,' which is true, but one can say that about anything including 'DAD featured an invisible car whether you like it or not,' 'MR wasn't particularly faithful to the novel whether you like it or not' and anything else really. Ultimately the things that I (and other people) say are opinion, but also in some cases about expressing wishes, which in my case is that Craig was never hired to play Bond.

    One more thing; you talk about how one can 'sit on his bed, under the covers and work out what is acceptable;' you do exactly the same thing. Every time you criticise a Moore/non-Fleming Bond, you are essentially talking about what you can and can not accept.
    7289 wrote:
    The notion that there is a "proper Bondian continuity" is creative strangulation.
    Not to me. Pre-CR, I found it relatively easy to determine a continuity for the Bond films. Obviously you disagree, but at the end of the day this comes down to a matter of opinion, and whether one accepts such a continuity.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Tatoo wrote:
    Why are people responding to this spammer?
    Explain how the term "spammer" applies.
    You're right, that was uncalled for. Let me instead concede your point and admit that the Bond films don't make sense.
    -- You could never have an operating center in a nuclear core; everyone would die of radiation poisoning.
    -- Pencil-sized "rebreathers" did not exist in 1965.
    -- No one could hollow out a volcano without someone else noticing -- where did they put all the excess dirt?
    -- An exploding space station would not make a sound, nor give off much flame, due to lack of oxygen.
    -- No way Trevelyan could have survived falling from the radio antenna.
    -- Invisible cars don't exist.
    -- And, as you point out, the main character never really ages.

    But so what? Yes, Bond films are set in the present time. They have never been set in the present reality. If that means they "don't make sense", all I can say is thank goodness for that.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2008
    Invisible cars don't exist.
    Sir Hillary, a great post. :D However, apparently invisible cars do exist. :v There was a post on this a while back and I remember reading an article about the concept of rendering cars invisible due to the location of lights (or something.)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Invisible cars don't exist.
    Sir Hillary, a great post. :D However, apparently invisible cars do exist. :v There was a post on this a while back and I remember reading an article about the concept of rendering cars invisible due to the location of lights (or something.)
    Yeah yeah, the concept, blah blah. :p All I know is I've never seen one! :D
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • 72897289 Beau DesertPosts: 1,691MI6 Agent
    Dan,

    Let me clarify my points as stated above.

    Conceeding that all this discussion about film is nothing more than personal opinion. I like to think though we are critic's - expressing what works for us and does not - and why.

    When the words "personally accept" are applied it sounds more to me like denying very existance of certain films and actors. Also, I cannot fathom such a thing as a "proper Bondian continuity", except to address the films in the order in which they were made.

    Dan, I want to thank you for encouraging me to watch a couple of the Moore Bonds, because it opened my eyes to a segment of the Bond pantheon that I had long dismissed. While I am still not comfortable with Moore, I did find in his films some elements that worked and were enjoyable.

    I came to the conclusion that many Bond films are "dated" and while some approach timelessness, others are products of the era in which they were made, and one must evaluate (read accept) them in that context. Up until now a time line was not of much consequence in Bond, except to note a progression of toupees/hairstyles and automobiles.

    The fact that DC does not look like SC or GL is what fascinates me about his CR'06 preformance. Maybe it was the "reboot" but for the first time since the days of SC, here was a actor that convinced me he was Bond from the start of the film. I think the well-written script helped alot too.

    Other than the first two films each oo7 epic was - as pointed out before - a "stand alone" project, with an ocassional "bone toss" to another film - but nothing more. QOS promises to shake this up with a direct continuation from CR'06. It's a radical change for EON, I am looking forward to more of them.
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    -- No one could hollow out a volcano without someone else noticing -- where did they put all the excess dirt?

    I laughed soooooo hard. Great post, Sir Hil. {[]

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  • Tee HeeTee Hee CBT Headquarters: Chicago, ILPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Invisible cars don't exist.
    Sir Hillary, a great post. :D However, apparently invisible cars do exist. :v There was a post on this a while back and I remember reading an article about the concept of rendering cars invisible due to the location of lights (or something.)
    Yeah yeah, the concept, blah blah. :p All I know is I've never seen one! :D

    That's because they're invisible silly! ;) :))
    "My acting range? Left eyebrow raised, right eyebrow raised..."

    -Roger Moore
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Daniel Craig has a classical cool look ala Steve Mcqueen. Brosnan has a trendy look that harks back to classical fifties and sixties, but has it's roots in the nineties and may look out of fashion even as we speak. Connery and Lazenby also have that classical look that only the Sixties could make and take us into the 21st century looking period sixties and yet cool retro-modern. Roger Moore unfortunately is in the Seventies, which, like Brosnan looks dated quickly. Dalton. although a very Bondian actor has been overwhelmed by the bad fashion sense that his 'off the peg' Bond was renouned for, but will come and go in favour for eternity, unlike Moore and a couple of Brosnan films that will be stuck in their own time.

    It is all in interpretation of the viewer though, some people like seventies fashion over sixties, some fashion over style, whatever, Bond will prevail {[]
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  • taitytaity Posts: 702MI6 Agent
    Tatoo wrote:
    Why are people responding to this spammer?

    Explain how the term "spammer" applies.

    I think they all believe that as you've posted only four times (to now) and all of them have seemed to be attempting to cause an argument - some people believe that you are just spaming the site.

    As for Bond's age not making sense, try not thinking about it too much. Yeah it is a little bit silly, but they are good movies and they need to have a Bond who wasnt born in the 1930's.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Tee Hee wrote:
    Dan Same wrote:
    Sir Hillary, a great post. :D However, apparently invisible cars do exist. :v There was a post on this a while back and I remember reading an article about the concept of rendering cars invisible due to the location of lights (or something.)
    Yeah yeah, the concept, blah blah. :p All I know is I've never seen one! :D

    That's because they're invisible silly! ;) :))
    Nothing gets past you, Butterhook! ;)
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    That's up there with "You'll just have to find out how much pumping is needed..." from TND. 8-)
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    That Saint Nicholas guy is still going strong. Hasn't aged a bit since that ruckus with the Missus back in '62.

    Obviously aging is for us mortals, not for a fictional character who brings entertainment and enjoyment into our hectic 9 - 5 days. New fans deserve him too.
  • TatooTatoo Posts: 6MI6 Agent
    taity wrote:
    Tatoo wrote:
    Why are people responding to this spammer?

    Explain how the term "spammer" applies.

    I think they all believe that as you've posted only four times (to now) and all of them have seemed to be attempting to cause an argument - some people believe that you are just spaming the site.

    As for Bond's age not making sense, try not thinking about it too much. Yeah it is a little bit silly, but they are good movies and they need to have a Bond who wasnt born in the 1930's.

    Not to cause an argument. To cause a discussion. No one as gotten abusive. I'm tired of B.S. in movies. Yeah, Bond movies are fiction, but does that mean they have to be so unrealistic? Wouldn't they be better if they were more believable?

    A spammer is someone who is selling something.
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    edited March 2008
    Dan Same wrote:
    ...I can not accept Craig as Bond (take that Loeff. :p :)))

    :# :'( :v :D
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