Don't lend him a car
De Bleuchamp
Posts: 59MI6 Agent
You'd think that Q and others would've learned by now, that if you provide Bond with a car he'll smash it up ! (well most times.)
"007 Never had respect for government property!".
In Goldfinger-crashed a DB5 but replaced or repaired for Thunderball.
In the 1970s he borrowed other people's cars like Mustangs, a bus and AMC Hornet.
Then when his white Lotus blew up it was replaced with an orange one in FYEO.
Wrecked a Mercedes on a railway line.
Self-destructed an Aston V8 Volante, forced a Land Rover over a cliff.
I hope BMT 214A is still intact. (GEye DB5.)
Flew a BMW 750 back to Hertz after some damage.
His BMW Z8 got sawed in half. Hopefully his invisible Vanquish survived.
Lately in CR he rolled and destroyed his Aston DBS and now in QOS, well I won't tell you, but it doesn't look good!
De Bleuchamp.
"..and what's my wig doing in the swimming pool?"
Tiffany Case-DAF.
"007 Never had respect for government property!".
In Goldfinger-crashed a DB5 but replaced or repaired for Thunderball.
In the 1970s he borrowed other people's cars like Mustangs, a bus and AMC Hornet.
Then when his white Lotus blew up it was replaced with an orange one in FYEO.
Wrecked a Mercedes on a railway line.
Self-destructed an Aston V8 Volante, forced a Land Rover over a cliff.
I hope BMT 214A is still intact. (GEye DB5.)
Flew a BMW 750 back to Hertz after some damage.
His BMW Z8 got sawed in half. Hopefully his invisible Vanquish survived.
Lately in CR he rolled and destroyed his Aston DBS and now in QOS, well I won't tell you, but it doesn't look good!
De Bleuchamp.
"..and what's my wig doing in the swimming pool?"
Tiffany Case-DAF.
Comments
Well actually technically speaking, Q and others will not really know as this is his second outing - so to date he hs only smashed one car, the lotus, BMW, Aston haven't happened yet !
Crikey this is like time travel !
Surely you can't have an Aston Martin in every Bond film onwards? So they'll have to vary his transport in future films.
Whatever car manufacturer wants to plug their new model. It could be a Tata-owned Jaguar.
Another thing they don't do so much is destroy something very expensive-like the Lincoln Continental in Goldfinger. To astonish the audience.
De Bleuchamp.
"Well go on, it's merely a lift-or perhaps I should say elevator. In any event it's better than mountaineering around outside the Whyte House."