Mock The Week
3rbrown
MI6 Top Secret - Scotland, GlaPosts: 100MI6 Agent
Scenes We'd like to see - you make a scene and the next person makes a joke on it eg
'Things you would't want to hear at the airport'
Laides and gentlemen we are just about to land and if you look to your right you will see the plane that will take you to your luggage.
Next - Things you would't want to hear at the doctors.
'Things you would't want to hear at the airport'
Laides and gentlemen we are just about to land and if you look to your right you will see the plane that will take you to your luggage.
Next - Things you would't want to hear at the doctors.
Comments
'Things you wouldn't want to hear before your rollercoaster sets off.'
'Before we set off a quick anussment from our constructor and sponcer, scalextric.'
'What you wouldn't hear at the Baftes'
"I would like to thank everybody involved in the making of this film. Except for Bob Hoskins. He can f**k off."
Next: What you don't want to hear your Captain saying as your plane leaves the tarmac.
"Don't worry, we can fly the plane with only one engine."
Next: Something you don't want to hear the chef say preparing your food.
Next:
Something you don't want to hear from your taxi driver.
Next: What you don't want to be told by your child's school principal.
THAT'S ILLEGAL ?!?!?!?!
What you don't want to hear when a new James Bond actor report is about to come on the news....
"we learn today that Gilbert Godfried is set to play James Bond in the next 10 films..."
next: something you don't want to hear at a concert that you've been waiting all year for...
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Next: What you don't want to be told by your parents at 2:00 in the morning.
"Hey son, you didn't wait up for us did you? You know these swingers parties always finish late."
Next. What you don't want the dentist to tell you before he takes out a tooth.
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What you don't want to hear from the washroom attendant.
Next: What line would never make it into the next Bond film?
President Clinton is over here meeting Prime Minister Cameron, Bond, we need top security in London.
"So boss, that's a mighty sexy picture of your wife and daughter! They're REALLY hot!"
What not to say at a Ku Klux Klan rally?
Next: what not to say when you first meet your possible future in-laws for the first time...
Thanks Dr for bringing back this superb topic. {[]
"Christ on a bike! Is that your mum? I hope you're not going to end up looking like that!"
Next: How not to react when your other half tells you they love you.
Next: How not to react when your other half tells you they love you.
"You and 40 other women!"
What not to say to a car mechanic?
'I think it's a problem with the flux capacitor'
next
What not to say to your blind date
'Hey you look so much like my sister'
next
What not to say at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting
"Court order, smort order. Let's go out in the parking lot and burn one!"
What not to say to a 350 lb. Samoan?
Next: What not to say when informed by your ex-partner that s/he is getting married.
Next: What not to say to your local political representative when you come across him/her in public and the media are watching.
Hi..it was really great to see you at the swingers party last night...the bondage gear really suited you.
What not to say to a Trekkie...
do you want a bit of "deep space 9":v
Next: What not to say to the queen when being knighted.
Of course you're under the assumption were all citizens of the realm, but I'll go along with it in my best cliche'd Brit affectation- "Oy, luv, fancy a bitta slap & tickle after the proceedings?!!!"
What not to say to a very plump woman on an elevator?
Next: What not to say to your boss's partner when you meet him/her for the first time.
"So, I hear you're the brains of this outfit."
What not to say to a drunk Navy Seal?