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  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Welcome back ladies, indeed the "cooler" has seemed more solitary ( McQueen in great escape comes to mind) without you....

    If your struggling with the visual, imagine your only company is a german with pictures of frau's in leather and you'll understand my predicament...

    Lexi - good to have those pins back and guess you've missed the oscars.....

    Alessandra - glad ,my guess was correct, but now u have to reveal more :)
    As discussed above, my two-tonic friends taste in frau's needs no further discussion - as we English say of our german friends- don't mention the whore....

    I too loved reese and sandy - and agree halle looked good in her marchesa ....
    And of hathaway's quick-fits I only liked the final "tron-like " outfit but boy it redeemed...

    And u didn't mention our gal Jennifer's gown - not as stunning as the one above but still delicious ....and to think she was nominated!

    What was your disaster of the night?

    Mine won't count as I'm a guy but if I were to propose it would have to be Anne Hathaway gagging as she explained what a dream it was to be there....
    Oh and her second blue quick fit tyre.....

    Anyway as said on another thread lexi, so pleased for our boy corbould who continually proves CGI is for talentless computer nerds who have little imagination and Never watched blue Peter as a kid!

    Semper fi
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    hey Paul. You admit, that you also took a peek or two.

    I have visions of Alessandra in that outfit....... yummy! :D

    Alessandra wrote:
    :o I had missed the photo of the outfit above! GOOD LORD! That is... I can't even find the words. Atrocious doesn't quite cover it. Disturbingly bad? Quite disgusting? The epitome of bad taste? :))

    It is vulgar, or rather, flat-out slutty, cheap, and underlines ALL the faults of that "woman's" body. :o How can one even think about something like that? :o Not on the red carpet... in a whole life, period! :))

    Is there someone a little bit jealous by the fact, that she did not discover that piece of art for herself :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    hey Paul. You admit, that you also took a peek or two.

    I have visions of Alessandra in that outfit....... yummy! :D

    Alessandra wrote:
    :o I had missed the photo of the outfit above! GOOD LORD! That is... I can't even find the words. Atrocious doesn't quite cover it. Disturbingly bad? Quite disgusting? The epitome of bad taste? :))

    It is vulgar, or rather, flat-out slutty, cheap, and underlines ALL the faults of that "woman's" body. :o How can one even think about something like that? :o Not on the red carpet... in a whole life, period! :))



    Is there someone a little bit jealous by the fact, that she did not discover that piece of art for herself :D

    Ker-plunk as the baseball hits the wall, then bounces into the glove....

    Ker-plunk....

    Ker-plunk...
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    coming back to the initial topic:

    I have found this:
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    Quality never gets out of style! -{
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Markus I would love to see what your wall was covered in when you were hitting puberty....

    No, actually, on second thoughts, perhaps not :)) :))
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    Markus I would love to see what your wall was covered in when you were hitting puberty....

    well, some people say, that I never stopped hitting :D
    Lexi wrote:
    , actually, on second thoughts, perhaps not :)) :))

    You're right, Lexi, you don't want to know. :))

    I may be destroying an image here but my wall was covered with posters from Status Quo (anybody over 40 remembers??) and the bravest one was Samantha Fox, all strategic parts well covered....
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,447Chief of Staff
    Bondtoys wrote:
    and the bravest one was Samantha Fox, all strategic parts well covered....

    Hopefully by "strategic parts" you mean her face ! :p :))
    YNWA 97
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited March 2011
    :D well, let's reflect for a moment the marketing strategy for S. Fox as a product?

    - her face??
    - her hair???
    - her personality????
    - her voice?????

    ;)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,447Chief of Staff
    Bondtoys wrote:
    :D well, let's reflect for a moment the marketing strategy for S. Fox as a product?

    - her face??
    - her hair???
    - her personality????
    - her voice?????

    ;)


    Markus - I'd rather listen to her sing :o

    :))
    YNWA 97
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) I would'nt call it singing - but each of his own :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    :)) I would'nt call it singing - but each of his own :D

    I'm with my good friend BT here.....indeed I too had a crush on our Sam...

    However I wouldn't knock Sam too hard chaps, seems shes quite close to Alessandra...

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    Nice python my dear...
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :o problably the ugliest bellybutton, that I have ever seen ! :o
    and where is the python? :v
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,447Chief of Staff
    ke02eww wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    :)) I would'nt call it singing - but each of his own :D

    I'm with my good friend BT here.....indeed I too had a crush on our Sam.....

    Really ? Not you too ? :#

    BT I can understand - Germans always seem to stuggle with British humour....and Sam Fox was a huge joke....wasn't she ? :(
    YNWA 97
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    The Mantis wrote:

    Thank you for posting - I have to say, when I saw your name at the watercooler, I thought "Now, now, what is The Mantis doing here" :))

    That, I have to say, is one of the many reasons I love DC - that takes guts.

    As for the message at hand, yes, I agree with most of what Dame Judy says - I can't help but think that being a woman has it's benefits. We can get away with allsorts - and a smile can work wonders.....

    Plus, we will always be a mystery to men....and we can multitask.... not forgetting the biggest privilege of all - the gift of producing children.

    Would I like equality? Of course.... but it's a little while coming, however in the meantime, I am happy to accept a seat on a train, and enjoy dinner to the expense of my date. ;)
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • The Bond ExperienceThe Bond Experience Newtown, PAPosts: 5,490Quartermasters
    Am I allowed to play in the reindeer games here? :007)
  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    Bring it. -{

    And to put the nail in the coffin (or some such) of the Fassbender discussion:

    "In an amusing story related by Mia Wasikowska, every time actor Michael Fassbender got up on his horse during filming of the upcoming "Jane Eyre", said horse would suddenly sprout an erection during both rehearsals and the day of filming..." :o :D
  • AlessandraAlessandra Lake Garda, ItalyPosts: 633MI6 Agent
    Look what happens if the kids are left alone to play... :o

    Samantha Fox? REALLY!!! Seriously? The opposite of Bond girl class and style. Thank God for Sir Miles's intervention there :)) And no, I have absolutely nothing in common with her :)) I DO remember her well from the 80s, and her songs (well, if they can so be defined? :)) ). Now what is it with that horrific snake image! Ew!! :)) I also do remember Status Quo. They had a song or something in the 80s, too. You'd be amazed at the quantity of music I am familiar with... my friends call me a walking juke-box (and I know it's true... between having played the piano since age 5 and the fact music has always been a fundamental part of life here, I think I could win big money if they quizzed me on singing songs :)) )

    Indeed quality never gets out of style. That I will always agree with! :D

    Ahem. I thought Craig looked horrid in that drag, but there again he's not my type in regular clothes either, so... :)) I do agree with Dame Judi's message, that's for sure. But I think Lexi made VERY good points on why, while equality may be an important point, "non-equality" can also be an undoubted advantage! :D

    Also... couldn't they have put Craig in a more decent dress? Horrible, horrible dress! Not even a grandma dress, just a bad one! :)) It's bad enough to be in drag, just give him a nice dress! :)) He needs Pam Bouvier as a consultant. :D

    Blue: OMG! :o That story :))

    And, Mr The Mantis (I say Mr because we're not acquainted and you're a Quartermaster, I feel like the Director has entered the room :)) Nice to "meet" you), you are allowed to play in here whenever you feel like it, of course. :D
    "Are we on coms?" (if you don't know where this is from... you've missed some really good stuff! :D)
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    ke02eww wrote:
    Welcome back ladies, indeed the "cooler" has seemed more solitary ( McQueen in great escape comes to mind) without you....


    Alessandra - glad ,my guess was correct, but now u have to reveal more :)
    As discussed above, my two-tonic friends taste in frau's needs no further discussion - as we English say of our german friends- don't mention the whore....


    Semper fi

    As above, welcome back alessandra.....

    Indeed when miss galore is away the ......

    Apols for the snake and it's "host" but 2-tonics put me put me up to it...having never seen you one can't tell if it's a likeness (above the shoulders of course)

    In my defense I think the above betrays my true feelings regarding BT's taste in costumes and ladies....

    But I was genuinely interested in your take on the Oscar frock doctrine....

    And if it's not too rude, a little more on your involvement....

    Btw I can tell you are a jukebox (isn't it more hip to be a iPod these days ?) and suspect the quo song u recall was "down down...."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_Down

    Semper fi....
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:

    BT I can understand - Germans always seem to stuggle with British humour....and Sam Fox was a huge joke....wasn't she ? :(

    I am definitely guilty for failing on british humor.

    I personally found many other things huge on her :D, not particular the joke in her ;)

    And I hope that Alessandra can forgive me. I was 13 then, so around 15 years ago ;) and my taste in women has improved ever since (hopefully).

    Regarding Status Quo: Some people make substantial claims, that they have been playing the 3 same accords in all of their songs :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Regarding Status Quo: Some people make substantial claims, that they have been playing the 3 same accords in all of their songs :D


    Hence the reason why their last album was called 'In Search of the Fourth Chord' :))

    Got to love 'Quo', the cuddly rockers ;%

    And I agree Ale, if Daniel is going to wear a dress he should have at least made it a decent one !!
    He has a lot to learn before he can contibute to 'the cooler' :p
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
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    "Well, look what the cat dragged in..."

    :o Actually only just got that joke, it's a pun on 'drag'....
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent



    "Well, look what the cat dragged in..."

    :o Actually only just got that joke, it's a pun on 'drag'....

    Nice....I'd not seen the similarity between Charles gray and DC before...


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    Reminds me if one of my favourite Lines (and bond girls)

    James Bond: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
    Tiffany Case: Could be.
    James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
    Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer?
    James Bond: Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match...
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Alessandra wrote:

    Ahem. I thought Craig looked horrid in that drag, but there again he's not my type in regular clothes either, so... :)) I do agree with Dame Judi's message, that's for sure. But I think Lexi made VERY good points on why, while equality may be an important point, "non-equality" can also be an undoubted advantage! :D

    Absolutely - although I thought he didn't look too bad as a blonde.... quite a striking jawline :))
    Alessandra wrote:
    Also... couldn't they have put Craig in a more decent dress? Horrible, horrible dress! Not even a grandma dress, just a bad one! :)) It's bad enough to be in drag, just give him a nice dress! :)) He needs Pam Bouvier as a consultant. :D

    :)) :)) Yes, I have to agree with you there - that dress was horrid - did nothing to his figure and the pattern was simply nasty ;)

    And stuff Pam Bouvier - he needs us...... US I say :))

    And as Ale says, The Mantis you are most welcome - anytime..... you do have the knowledge on the men’s style to say the least..... :D

    Interesting to see that clip of Craig is in almost every Forum on here..... and no doubt on every Bond Forum there is -{
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    DC still looks better in a dress than I can ever hope to. Well done, Mr. Craig. well done.
    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

    mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
  • AlessandraAlessandra Lake Garda, ItalyPosts: 633MI6 Agent
    Pen, you really are TOO MODEST! Let's not forget, a woman will always be a woman. A man in drag will never look as good in a dress as a woman does! :)) That's one of those privileges that non-equality gives us :))

    I agree with Lady Rose on both Status Quo and Craig in drag. Man, that dress. Not up to our watercooler standards! And not up to Bond either. They should have put him in an Armani or a Valentino! :))

    On a serious note, I also think that they really should have avoided that drag number because IMO it made the whole thing look superficial/silly. I believe they would have carried out the message way more seriously and effectively had Bond just been himself. Regardless of what this does to the character of Bond, I just think it was a wrong way to carry out a message of equality. In fact, nobody is talking about women's equality rights, and everyone is talking about the drag, inevitable result when you do something like that.

    This said... really, that dress needs our intervention :)) And Lexi, OF COURSE DC needs US. I'd dare say YOU in particular, right? Surely your best girl sense and sensibility would serve in this case? First to pick the dress... and then to have Craig out of it in record time? :)) ;% Men after all aren't as crafty with dresses as we are :))
    "Are we on coms?" (if you don't know where this is from... you've missed some really good stuff! :D)
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Alessandra wrote:
    On a serious note, I also think that they really should have avoided that drag number because IMO it made the whole thing look superficial/silly. I believe they would have carried out the message way more seriously and effectively had Bond just been himself. Regardless of what this does to the character of Bond, I just think it was a wrong way to carry out a message of equality. In fact, nobody is talking about women's equality rights, and everyone is talking about the drag, inevitable result when you do something like that.


    Totally agree with you on this. I suspect if you asked people why he was in drag in the first place, most would be not able to tell you. Stunts like that are great for grabbing the attention initially but maintaining the message often proves tricky.
  • AlessandraAlessandra Lake Garda, ItalyPosts: 633MI6 Agent
    Lady Rose wrote:
    Alessandra wrote:
    On a serious note, I also think that they really should have avoided that drag number because IMO it made the whole thing look superficial/silly. I believe they would have carried out the message way more seriously and effectively had Bond just been himself. Regardless of what this does to the character of Bond, I just think it was a wrong way to carry out a message of equality. In fact, nobody is talking about women's equality rights, and everyone is talking about the drag, inevitable result when you do something like that.


    Totally agree with you on this. I suspect if you asked people why he was in drag in the first place, most would be not able to tell you. Stunts like that are great for grabbing the attention initially but maintaining the message often proves tricky.

    Unfortunately that's exactly the problem with stunts... they grab attention but they lack substance. The debate on what this does to Bond's character is not for this thread, but really on the mere part of women's rights I thought it was really poorly handled. And I do not like the fact that M seems to humiliate Bond either. That is not equality, that's a woman behaving just as badly as men do when they bully or discriminate women.

    All the above said, something must be done about that dress. What the HELL goes on in the head of costume designers for Bond? Not only I haven't liked HIS attires at all in the past two movies, but also Bond girls have been sorely lacking in elegance, class and refinement. And Bond in drag, well, the least he should wear is Armani Privé! :)) That dress looked like something taken from a market stand in the pile of 3 for 20 euros deals. :))
    "Are we on coms?" (if you don't know where this is from... you've missed some really good stuff! :D)
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Alessandra wrote:
    Lady Rose wrote:
    Alessandra wrote:
    On a serious note, I also think that they really should have avoided that drag number because IMO it made the whole thing look superficial/silly. I believe they would have carried out the message way more seriously and effectively had Bond just been himself. Regardless of what this does to the character of Bond, I just think it was a wrong way to carry out a message of equality. In fact, nobody is talking about women's equality rights, and everyone is talking about the drag, inevitable result when you do something like that.


    Totally agree with you on this. I suspect if you asked people why he was in drag in the first place, most would be not able to tell you. Stunts like that are great for grabbing the attention initially but maintaining the message often proves tricky.

    Unfortunately that's exactly the problem with stunts... they grab attention but they lack substance. The debate on what this does to Bond's character is not for this thread, but really on the mere part of women's rights I thought it was really poorly handled. And I do not like the fact that M seems to humiliate Bond either. That is not equality, that's a woman behaving just as badly as men do when they bully or discriminate women.

    All the above said, something must be done about that dress. What the HELL goes on in the head of costume designers for Bond? Not only I haven't liked HIS attires at all in the past two movies, but also Bond girls have been sorely lacking in elegance, class and refinement. And Bond in drag, well, the least he should wear is Armani Privé! :)) That dress looked like something taken from a market stand in the pile of 3 for 20 euros deals. :))

    While I hated the video I loved the thust of the campaign...

    That said ale brings up the knub of the issue -positive discrimination is as bad as negative discrimination and stats prove nothing.... Only education that breeds balanced viewpoint and the behaviour of gentle -men and -women can ever resolve these genuine issues and it will take time.

    So back to dresses....loved the 3for 20 euro image....

    But ale so down on ALL the dresses? Even in CR?

    Vespers casino gowns ?
    And of course caterina Munro would look desirable in a curtain replete with pole, but that red dress is surely worthy of Chris deburghs lyrics no?
    And again olga the same curtain, but that little black dress surely tilted the stereo type a little

    Granted jasper conran is a pleb and poor fields.....hardly worthy of the plough in that horror ("but I've nothing to wear...." yes so that piece of nothing is all u have to wear...) :s

    I won't go on, nor slide down the slope that is Tom ford, but you are normally more hip and less hipster in your criticism....

    Guess you've been busy but it's nice to have u back . -{
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Lady Rose wrote:
    Alessandra wrote:
    On a serious note, I also think that they really should have avoided that drag number because IMO it made the whole thing look superficial/silly. I believe they would have carried out the message way more seriously and effectively had Bond just been himself. Regardless of what this does to the character of Bond, I just think it was a wrong way to carry out a message of equality. In fact, nobody is talking about women's equality rights, and everyone is talking about the drag, inevitable result when you do something like that.


    Totally agree with you on this. I suspect if you asked people why he was in drag in the first place, most would be not able to tell you. Stunts like that are great for grabbing the attention initially but maintaining the message often proves tricky.

    Sadly totally spot on lady Rose

    I'll leave it to others in the ad game to explain but it always seems to me that PR means Proved Right by being Pretty Ridiculous....

    Be certain that this stunt will be remembered by our soundbite generation for years to come and codifies dc's credentials on the topic, no mean feat and never without worth if we re-enter the mccarthist genre of trial by media on this most awkward of subjects...

    Semper fi
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