Worst Bond girl

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    My contenders would be ... Wai Lin
    X-(
    You DARE dis my favourite Bond Girl?!?!?
    A Rosie upon you!!!
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    My contenders would be Tiffany Case, Wai Lin and Jinx. I'd have to say Jinx is the worst because she's so absolutely forgettable.

    I despise TC as well, but I won't back you on WL or JJ. I quite like Jinx, actually.
    chrisisall wrote:
    My contenders would be ... Wai Lin
    X-(
    You DARE dis my favourite Bond Girl?!?!?
    A Rosie upon you!!!

    No worries chris, I'm a fan of WL myself ;) .
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    Worst Bond girl - surprise surprise it's Jinx!!! She delivers her innuendo laden dialogue so dreadfully it felt like I was watching a terrible parody of a Bond film. Brosnan and Pike are both excellent in the film which only highlights how disappointing I find Berry's performance.

    I agree that her character and performance were pretty dreadful, but the bikini redeems her enough to keep Stacey Sutton firmly ensconced at the top of this ignominious list :#

    My thoughts exactly! {[]

    I reserve the very bottom for TC, but SS is one of my bottom BGs for sure.

    Of course, I'm only talking main BGs, excluding side BGs and femme fatales (although in the case of YOLT, I can't tell who the main BG is).
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    M in Skyfall, but at least Bond didn't sleep with her before she died (I hope) :)) :))

    Silly me :D :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If Bond was played by Wayne Rooney, he'd definitely have slept with her. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:

    My thoughts exactly! {[]
    As far as Bikini's go, Brit has my vote.
    If Halle's hair had been just a little less severe (think Last Boyscout) she'd be in like Flynn.

    To be honest, I barely even noticed her hair! :D
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:

    My thoughts exactly! {[]
    As far as Bikini's go, Brit has my vote.
    If Halle's hair had been just a little less severe (think Last Boyscout) she'd be in like Flynn.

    To be honest, I barely even noticed her hair! :D

    Only her awful personality? ;)
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I'd have to say Jinx is the worst because she's so absolutely forgettable.

    Jinx arising from the ocean in that orange bikini and strutting over to the bar - unforgettable! :D
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    It's hard to judge when one can't get past the sexual objectification. Therefore I’d need to nominate Irma Bunt or Rosa Klebb for the distinction of any kind of not-good Bond girl...because even the typical window dressing Bond girl is good in my book and in my mind, they purr my name. :v
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    Below are the 7 blunders of the Bond girl world:

    * DAF - Case
    * AVTAK - Stacey and Mayday
    * GE - Natalya and Onatopp
    * TWINE - Jones
    * DAD - Jinx

    :))
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    superado wrote:
    It's hard to judge when one can't get past the sexual objectification. Therefore I’d need to nominate Irma Bunt or Rosa Klebb for the distinction of any kind of not-good Bond girl...because even the typical window dressing Bond girl is good in my book and in my mind, they purr my name. :v

    So you're just saying that any female in a Bond film is a Bond girl? I've always taken Bond girl to mean a girl who Bond sleeps with.
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  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Below are the 7 blunders of the Bond girl world:

    * DAF - Case
    * AVTAK - Stacey and Mayday
    * GE - Natalya and Onatopp
    * TWINE - Jones
    * DAD - Jinx

    :))

    Natalya rules!!! X-(

    As does Xenia. X-(
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:

    So you're just saying that any female in a Bond film is a Bond girl? I've always taken Bond girl to mean a girl who Bond sleeps with.
    No, it's a girl in a Bond film YOU'D like to 'sleep' with. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Matt S wrote:

    So you're just saying that any female in a Bond film is a Bond girl? I've always taken Bond girl to mean a girl who Bond sleeps with.
    No, it's a girl in a Bond film YOU'D like to 'sleep' with. :))

    Okay. If superado wants to sleep with Irma Bunt or Rosa Klebb, that's his business. ;)
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  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Below are the 7 blunders of the Bond girl world:

    * DAF - Case
    * AVTAK - Stacey and Mayday
    * GE - Natalya and Onatopp
    * TWINE - Jones
    * DAD - Jinx

    :))

    Natalya rules!!! X-(

    As does Xenia. X-(

    They look good .... But Natalya is boring, and Onatopp too austinpoweresque :p
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    am747 wrote:
    Below are the 7 blunders of the Bond girl world:

    * DAF - Case
    * AVTAK - Stacey and Mayday
    * GE - Natalya and Onatopp
    * TWINE - Jones
    * DAD - Jinx

    :))

    Natalya rules!!! X-(

    As does Xenia. X-(

    They look good .... But Natalya is boring, and Onatopp too austinpoweresque :p

    You can't compare Onatopp to something from Austin Powers if Onatopp came first. :)
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  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    am747 wrote:

    Natalya rules!!! X-(

    As does Xenia. X-(

    They look good .... But Natalya is boring, and Onatopp too austinpoweresque :p

    You can't compare Onatopp to something from Austin Powers if Onatopp came first. :)

    But you get the gist of what I am trying to say (comical)
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Matt S wrote:
    am747 wrote:

    They look good .... But Natalya is boring, and Onatopp too austinpoweresque :p

    You can't compare Onatopp to something from Austin Powers if Onatopp came first. :)

    But you get the gist of what I am trying to say (comical)

    Sure. I didn't find her comical at all, but she is certainly over the top. In theory I like the idea of her character being aroused by killing, but in execution it didn't work so well.
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  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    am747 wrote:
    Below are the 7 blunders of the Bond girl world:

    * DAF - Case
    * AVTAK - Stacey and Mayday
    * GE - Natalya and Onatopp
    * TWINE - Jones
    * DAD - Jinx

    :))

    Natalya rules!!! X-(

    As does Xenia. X-(

    They look good .... But Natalya is boring, and Onatopp too austinpoweresque :p

    Xenia I can understand.

    But Natalya, my fave BG, boring?! Hell no!!!
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    am747 wrote:
    Matt S wrote:

    You can't compare Onatopp to something from Austin Powers if Onatopp came first. :)

    But you get the gist of what I am trying to say (comical)

    Sure. I didn't find her comical at all, but she is certainly over the top. In theory I like the idea of her character being aroused by killing, but in execution it didn't work so well.

    True. The execution didnt work well. Appears Austinpoweresque now

    GE competes with AVTAK for the worst "set" of Bond girls title, imo
  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Matt S wrote:
    am747 wrote:

    But you get the gist of what I am trying to say (comical)

    Sure. I didn't find her comical at all, but she is certainly over the top. In theory I like the idea of her character being aroused by killing, but in execution it didn't work so well.

    True. The execution didnt work well. Appears Austinpoweresque now

    GE competes with AVTAK for the worst "set" of Bond girls title, imo


    Natalya and Xenia utterly destroy Stacey and May Day imo.

    Can't agree at all on this am747.

    However, if you say that DAF competes with AVTAK for the title of "Worst Set of Bond Girls", I might side with you.
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Matt S wrote:

    Sure. I didn't find her comical at all, but she is certainly over the top. In theory I like the idea of her character being aroused by killing, but in execution it didn't work so well.

    True. The execution didnt work well. Appears Austinpoweresque now

    GE competes with AVTAK for the worst "set" of Bond girls title, imo


    Natalya and Xenia utterly destroy Stacey and May Day imo.

    Can't agree at all on this am747.

    However, if you say that DAF competes with AVTAK for the title of "Worst Set of Bond Girls", I might side with you.

    Mayday's character was interesting somewhat. Stacey was a wash. GE is right up there with it .... DAF can be added if Wood had an extended role. Her role was relatively shorter than the girls in AVTAK and GE. Case character started well but then went downhill so individuallly she competes for the title
  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    Let's just leave it there am747, we'll never agree on this.
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    Let's just leave it there am747, we'll never agree on this.

    May be we can agree that all BGs look good on screen {[]
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    edited November 2015
    My dynamic ranking of "The 7 Blunders" - From bad (#7) to worst (#1):

    7. Mayday (Redeemed herself in the end)
    6. Natalya (Too boring apart from the scene on the beach. However her services as an IT professional were useful)
    5. Case (An interesting start then goes downhill once she entered Las Vegas)
    4. Jinx (Apart the entry, there were no major highlights)
    3. Jones (Hydrogen levels are blah blah)
    2. Stacey (A character mainly useful to introduce a stunt - Moore would have just shot the Zep like Craig in Spectre if Tracy were not on it)
    1. Onatopp (Austinpoweresque to the point of bringing the film down)

    PS so the set with least points will be the worst set:

    AVTAK = 7+2 = 9
    GE = 6+1 = 7

    If we swap (dynamic ranking) Onatopp with Stacey at the top, it is a tie!
  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    am747 wrote:
    Let's just leave it there am747, we'll never agree on this.

    May be we can agree that all BGs look good on screen {[]

    Cheers to that. {[]
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
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