Your Confessions

Sweepy the CatSweepy the Cat Halifax, West Yorkshire, EnglaPosts: 986MI6 Agent
edited February 2009 in Off Topic Chat
This is just a place where you can confess anything that you want or need to.

I'll get the ball rolling with these:


- I am over-worried about my future. It drives me crazy!

- I love the smell of cigarettes even though I don't smoke(although I get a craving every once in a while)

- I still watch cartoons

- I stole from the school canteen through 2nd & 3rd year, never caught but now I feel bad about it (Only stole around £1 worth of food a day but it scares me when I count it all up :o)

- I've never been on a date :(
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  • Tilly Masterson 007Tilly Masterson 007 UKPosts: 1,472MI6 Agent
    I love my girlfriend soooooooo much - she's frickin GORGEOUS too!!! ;) :x :x
  • 84208420 Posts: 721MI6 Agent
    I have always wanted to be on T.V (I hate to admit it to people) ;%
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,703MI6 Agent
    edited February 2009
    See my sig :D
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    I'm fond of Tilly Masterton's girlfriend, but truth is, I'm just using her for sex.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    I've never watched Die Hard I or II, the three X-Men, all of the Spidermen, no Batmen, besides Burton's first two.

    Titanic, Matrix II and III, are also nil on my meter.

    I wish Dan Same would cease to "adore" so many things. That word makes me think of bunny rabbits and pippy longstocking. ;)

    My favorite Fleming novel is the one that's steeped in the most fantasic and unfeasible events ever. Dr. No.

    I still watch cartoons. Mind you, that's the Mel Blanc, Chuck Jones, Tex Avery classics or Hanna Barbera. (Not Dexter or Spongbob, or that stupid kid with a football shaped head)
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    This is just a place where you can confess anything that you want or need to.

    I'll get the ball rolling with these:


    - I am over-worried about my future. It drives me crazy!

    Meet Sweepy. He's a little worried about his future...

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    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    This could be dangerous, but here goes...

    -- I have only seen CR and QOS once each.

    -- Right now, I would rather watch The West Wing than Bond, and I would rather watch the English Premier League than The West Wing.

    -- I think Kristin Scott Thomas is about the sexiest woman I can think of.

    -- I like listening to Yanni.

    -- I don't know how to drive a manual transmission car.

    -- I grew up in Southern California for 18 years, 10 minutes from the beach. I have never surfed. Not once.

    -- I did a lot of cocaine when I was in college. Greatest feeling I ever had. Haven't touched it in 20+ years, and never will again. Scares the crap out of me.

    -- I cry every time I hear Don't Give Up by Peter Gabriel (and Kate Bush). I don't know why.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent


    -- I did a lot of cocaine when I was in college. Greatest feeling I ever had. Haven't touched it in 20+ years, and never will again. Scares the crap out of me.

    A bit more on this please...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    He doesn't have to elaborate on that if he choses not to. Have some decency Nap!

    Hilly, I'm even worse.

    Didn't watch CR until it's dvd release. Haven't seen QoS yet, waiting for March 24th. I make no bones about it as I'm a major Bond fan, but not enough to endure a movie theater at F15 Jet level sound, filled with rude disrespectful movie-goers.

    I got Yanni beat, as I enjoy THE GOLDEN GIRLS! :D

    But I'm teaching you stick ;)
  • Tilly Masterson 007Tilly Masterson 007 UKPosts: 1,472MI6 Agent
    I'm fond of Tilly Masterton's girlfriend, but truth is, I'm just using her for sex.

    Oi - watch it!! :v
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Don't worry Tilly - I'm teaching her a few tricks you might benefit from later....
    all in jest of course... I don't rate her that highly...

    As for you Alex, "I'm even worse..." I was expecting some confession of another nature then... :o
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    Sorry to disappoint you. I typed it out and then added the intro after seeing your comment.

    But if I was Tilly masterson you'd be wearing a shiner right about now!
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    I used to watch the cheapo Aussie soap Prisoner Cell Block H when it was shown in the UK in the 90's.

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    Annoyingly I missed the last episode so I don't know what happened. I'd like to think they all escaped, which should have been easy enough given the jail was made of cardboard. And now they live in a lesbian paradise somewhere off the coast of Australialand and everything's fine.
  • Tilly Masterson 007Tilly Masterson 007 UKPosts: 1,472MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    But if I was Tilly masterson you'd be wearing a shiner right about now!

    How very well said Alex - my thoughts exactly!! :))
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    edited February 2009
    I really enjoy ABBA...late at night, when I'm exhausted from writing and I'm late for bed, I put on their greatest hits CD and play it very loudly in my computer headphones B-)

    My favourites: Knowing Me, Knowing You...Fernando...Waterloo...Take A Chance On Me...S.O.S.

    ...NOT Mamma Mia (although I will give the film a look at some point---All-Time Number One Film in the U.K., plus Brozzer's in it?? Please!)...
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    I was listening to ABBA last night! -{ I like Mamma Mia, that said only the song, the show I thought was drek.

    The Name of the Game is a good one, great base line.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Sweepy the CatSweepy the Cat Halifax, West Yorkshire, EnglaPosts: 986MI6 Agent
    There is nothing wrong with enjoying ABBA music guys :)

    (Unless you like 'Mamma Mia' with Pierce Brosnan)
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    edited February 2009
    My ****'s got an IQ of 31.

    It's not big and it's not clever.


    :D
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    (Unless you like 'Mamma Mia' with Pierce Brosnan)
    I enjoyed Mamma Mia with Brosnan, ;% although I absolutely loved the musical which I saw twice. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    My ****'s got an IQ of 31.

    It's not big and it's not clever.


    :D
    Trust you to lower the sophistication (for lack of a better word) of this thread. :v
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    I fancy Olive from On the Buses. :)

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited February 2009
    Alex wrote:
    I've never watched Die Hard I or II, the three X-Men, all of the Spidermen, no Batmen, besides Burton's first two.
    You can probably live without X-Men and Batman; the Spider-Man films and Die Hard 2 are amazing but are not a requirement to being a film fan, but you haven't seen Die Hard? :o You really should be embarassed. :v That's an outrage. Alex, I say this in all seriousness, you must see the extraordiany masterpiece that is Die Hard as soon as possibe! :D
    Alex wrote:
    I wish Dan Same would cease to "adore" so many things. That word makes me think of bunny rabbits and pippy longstocking. ;)
    :)) I will restrain from using that word too much, but I always think that saying 'adore' occasionally sounds better than saying 'love' all the time. However, in honour of you, I will say that I LOVE Die Hard.l :))
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Here are five from me:

    1)I can't drive; and I probably never will.

    2)I often have a dream in which I haven't completed an important school assignment. This really sresses me out, until I remember that I left school at the end of 2001. :))

    3)The scariest film I've ever seen, and which I've vowed never to see again, was Drop Dead Fred. In case anyone asks, the reason is that being humiliated scares me more than anyone else; including getting murdered.

    4)As well as being a huge ABBA fan (who IMO were truly among the finest pop acts of all time), I also love Dusty Springfield, the Dixie Chicks and I love Madonna's 'American Life' video.

    5)I've been going to a favourite restaurant of mine for many years (probably close to 20) and I always order the exact same thing every time; a chocolate milkshake and spaghetti bolognese.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    Alright Dan, I'll watch Die Hard. Yippie-ki-yay bro. ;)
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    My ****'s got an IQ of 31.

    It's not big and it's not clever.


    :D
    Trust you to lower the sophistication (for lack of a better word) of this thread. :v

    "Ay thang yew!"

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    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,703MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    Alright Dan, I'll watch Die Hard. Yippie-ki-yay bro. ;)


    You'll find out quickly that John McClane says something very close to that. :v
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • Moonraker 5Moonraker 5 Ayrshire, ScotlandPosts: 1,821MI6 Agent
    edited February 2009
    - I once slipped and fell down the steps of a British Airways 737, from top to bottom, because I was too busy ogling the stewardess ushering people onto the waiting bus (it didn't hurt until the embarrassment faded).

    - I have never been in hospital other than visiting.

    - Almost 6 years ago exactly, I fell off a 6ft stone wall and blacked out for a few minutes, but determined not to break my record of not being taken into hospital, I stupidly withstood the vomitting and nausea for a few hours on my own, with a cup of sweet tea.

    - I have never tried smoking, never handled a lit cigarette, and have never ever tried any drug that wasn't on prescription.

    - In adulthood, I have hit one person, an old school bully, and broke his nose.

    - I have been thrown into the back of an Austrian police van.

    - Sad or soppily happy endings in even the crappest TV show can produce a tear.

    - I have to think about what is right and what is left.

    - I have an irrational phobia of deep water, which hampers my swimming ability.

    - When I was 17 I reversed my dad's car into a concrete bollard, broke the rear light and dented the bumper. He still doesn't know it was me.

    - I once thought it was funny (when drunk) to take a hacksaw to the mooring rope of a German frigate docked at Yorkhill Quay. The German Navy, however, did not.

    - I have been sick on a late night Stagecoach Express bus, but swapped seats subtley so no one knew it was me.

    - I've slept in a shop doorway.

    - I successfully convinced a Massachusetts State Trooper that the reason I was speeding was because British speedometers work in kilometers per hour and I was confused, and escaped with a reminder that the US worked in miles.
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  • 84208420 Posts: 721MI6 Agent
    edited February 2009
    John Drake wrote:
    I fancy Olive from On the Buses. :)

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    Maybe you should watch EE then because she is in that every now and again

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    Thats her now
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    - I ... have never ever tried any drug that wasn't on prescription.
    I'm tempted to say I'm impressed by your maturity on this point, but let me instead praise your thriftiness, because based on...
    - In adulthood, I have hit one person, an old school bully, and broke his nose.
    - I have been thrown into the back of an Austrian police van.
    - I once thought it was funny (when drunk) to take a hacksaw to the mooring rope of a German frigate docked at Yorkhill Quay. The German Navy, however, did not.
    - I have been sick on a late night Stagecoach Express bus, but swapped seats subtley so no one knew it was me.
    - I've slept in a shop doorway.
    ...you seem to be doing just fine with alcohol alone! :))
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Moonraker 5Moonraker 5 Ayrshire, ScotlandPosts: 1,821MI6 Agent
    because based on...
    - In adulthood, I have hit one person, an old school bully, and broke his nose.
    - I have been thrown into the back of an Austrian police van.
    ...you seem to be doing just fine with alcohol alone! :))
    Hey, hey, hey... Those two I was actually stone cold sober!! :v
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