Sunlight's the best disinfectant

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• Napoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  So I sent off for one of those 'How to make your sex life last longer' booklets advertised in the newspapers.
  
  Do you know what it said? Shag a minger.

  "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
  
  Roger Moore 1927-2017
• Sir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  Put the bottle away, Nap. -{

  Hilly...you old devil!
• Napoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  Get back to work Hills, those fries won't cook themselves...
  
  I was walking through Soho the other night... "Ladies? Ladies?" some seedy bloke enquired of me. I was disgusted.
  
  I mean, if I'm paying for sex, I don't want ladies, do I? I want filthy, depraved, ***-gargling whores...

  "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
  
  Roger Moore 1927-2017
• Barry Nelson ChicagoPosts: 1,508MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  Thanks for sharing.
  
  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
• Napoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian.
  
  They're not laughing now...

  "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
  
  Roger Moore 1927-2017
• Napoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  In news today, Susan Boyle's been moved to a safe house.
  
  It's soundproofed.

  "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
  
  Roger Moore 1927-2017
• Dan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  NP, you should not be allowed near a computer ever again. )

  "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
• Napoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent

  May 2009

  Funnily enough, that's what HR said to me when I got my P45...
  
  I'm sorry about these deluge of jokes.. I've been under stress lately. I caught my girlfriend reading He's Just Not That Into You.
  
  Turns out, she wasn't referring to my commitment.

  "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
  
  Roger Moore 1927-2017
• Alex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent

  June 2009

  
• Napoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent

  June 2009

  
  
  Hazel Blears resigning from the Government to undermine Gordon Brown?
  
  Surely that would be like Pete Best quitting to undermine The Beatles?

  "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
  
  Roger Moore 1927-2017